decided my next project will be cleaning/painting/sealing the bathroom grout 🤪 watch me get tired very fast

me: well, i did it! i finally went and asked for sleeping pills even though they scare me because the more herbal stuff i’ve been trying isn’t working. maybe this will help! [takes the tablet] [has sleep paralysis and a sensation that i am plummeting off a skyscraper within 30 mins] me: oh. oh no

i have to get up sooo early tomorrow fuuuck (it’s good though!!) (i get to help assemble an ikea desk and rearrange furniture!! 🥰)

accidentally ignored a book i started for 4 months so now we’re gonna try and finish it

gonna try and cook something new in 50 mins so time to sit here nervously for 50 mins until i can cook it (would cook it now but it’s too early)

found a mix cd i made when i was like 10. it’s a bunch of random popular songs then BOOM here’s 5 imogen heap songs. then it goes back to some other songs and right at the end, BOOM. you thought you’d escaped imogen heap. no. she’s back

i thought i was done selling things for my family but things keep popping up that need to Go

had a shower and now i am comfy cozy on the lounge with me blanket and me pillow

if someone asks me one more time where i am located when it’s listed 3 times on the listing i swear….

“when can you come get it” “tomorrow” work with me here, dude, i need more words and details. gimme a time

our kitchen is being redone and i keep losing track of where we put things 😭 i can’t wait until it’s done

if i don’t wake up to a job interview call tomorrow i will be very sad

new glasses have felt weird for 2 days now. i am hoping when i wake up and put them on they will Not feel weird

me: it’s been hours but i think i am finally falling asleep. i think i can do it. brain: me: brain: me: brain: bill and ben the flowerpot men me: i’m gonna kick your Ass

having someone teach me how to put contacts in just to see how they feel and having to spend 30 mins doing it bc my brain does not want them in

when you’re just trying to tell your parents you bought new glasses and that you’re excited for them but then your dad interrupts you to say YOU should get LASER EYE SURGERY and you’re like uhhh idk, but he is still very much trying to talk you into getting laser eye surgery

nothing takes me out of a tv show/movie more than someone saying “hold me”

continuing the mortifying ordeal of trying to find a job that sparks some kind of something bc my current one is still not doing that

i'm not allowed to bite my nails today okay brain? don't let me do that

today is about me being mad about things

people are allowed to ask me once if i’m cold and then if they ask me again i start getting very frustrated

okay but what was her original reason for getting back to may 24th before reality changed 😭

bit my nails too short again they hurt so much 😭

why did dw just do…all that

someone make me get up before i sleep for another 4 hours

me: alright everything is done time to go to bed early for once body: no! you have a sore tummy! me: 😭 😭

me: i’m going to see thunderbolts mum: is that that animated kids movie?

job ad: for this job, you need to be experienced in-- me: idgaf anymore just take my CV

just really got in there and exfoliated my face oh man this is nice

haven’t left the house in ages but i might tomorrow. big news

we ordered our food at 6.45 and it’s almost 7.45 and we don’t have it 😭

need a new job simply bc i need to leave the house

okay yay i am all caught up with severance things so now i can safely google things etc!

it’s 4am and i’m still awake and full of rage

me: the turkey outside: me: girl, don’t turkey: i’m gonna do it me: no turkey: i have the need. the need to dig a hole next to this specific rose bush. me: please stop

the house is mostly clean i think? i’ll just have to mop and wipe down surfaces before the parents get home and that will do. i’ve been steadily washing my clothes, towels, and bedding stuff so that’s not an issue. everything looks good tbh

i wonder how stressed about the lawn dad is. he’s coming home after 30 days away. i think he will be home for approximately 1 hour before deciding to mow the lawn tbh

after searching for 10 mins in big w, i finally obtained a copy of sunrise on the reaping. why was it so hard to find 😭

finally finished double featuring a 6-season show and 7-season show omggg i’m gonna try watching severance now!

keep falling asleep and waking up super late 😭

got some birthday money from people so might book myself in for some pampering and maybe that will fix me

why is there a couch pillow on the staircase … did i enter some kind of dream state and throw this down the stairs … what’s happening

Heater Tries To Stay Awake: a story in 3 parts

my calendar is filling up! yes, lots of social events for me! [hides it from you so don’t see it’s just several occasions of me looking after the pets of 3 different households]

me: oh, i just want someone to give me work to do and also not have to deal with decisions and customer complaints also me: why are the people who run things running them in a stupid way…my brain knows the correct way to do this and they should all be doing it that way instead 😡

here is your hot beverage. it will be safe to drink in 2-3 business days

me: omg i’m so hot, can’t wait to bathe in cold water [one second later] me: FUCK

there’s a little girl sitting near me and she has this hyper realistic baby doll. she’s basically using the baby’s head as an armrest ifjfkf i was very worried for a second there

i may be shy but i do love me a dinner reservation. you wanna invite me out and we go eat dinner somewhere? fuck yeah, let's goooo i wanna have dinner with you

just went off on a side quest where i learnt how to figure out what an unknown tsa lock combination is and how to set it to a new one