They’ve turned the federal government into a Make-a-Wish foundation for incompetent grifters.

Uh, I think we need to check these guys’ birth certificates 😂😂😂

And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream at the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say, hey hey, hey hey I said hey, what's going on? Ooh, ooh ooh

Trump: "Don't you feel the same way? When I cannot see myself, even though I touch myself, I wonder if I really exist."

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 16/30 16th song I've posted but probably in my top 5 of favorite songs of the 1990s. It's a bittersweet song that feels like the end of a decade. Also, what a delightful video by Paul Thomas Anderson.

Humility is such a great quality for a leader.

Mamdani smiles at the drop of a hat. He's being very disciplined here, totally controlling the tone and tempo of the meeting.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 15/30 Live, laugh, love, y'all.

Tournament ready Warhammer Fantasy Army composition.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 14/30 Time for a little hot jazz revival - linen suits, straw boaters, and deals with the devil.

OK, just finished Episode 3 and I'm still loving #Pluribus... but Carol better snap out of it and start getting curious about this whole thing in Episode 4 or I might get a little frustrated.

The engineers looking into this —

Turns out being the "anti-woke centrist grown ups in the room" actually means, "Leave us alone so we can help our convicted child sex predator hide his illicit wealth."

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 13/30 Continuing the neo-Romanticism that resurfaced in the 1990s, here is the video I show my high school students before we read Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" to give them an idea of the vibe of the novel.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 12/30 It's borderline inappropriate for a 50+ year old suburban dad like me to like this song (it makes me feel like I'm shopping at a Hot Topic) but it's still a badass song.

When my wife or I get in a flow state doing chores, these days we call it "hiving out." #Pluribus

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 10/30 Chef's lyrical dexterity and opacity paired with RZA's cinematic and sparse samples and beats equals one of my favorite Wu-Tang tracks of all time.

But it's immigrants and trans people who are ruining our country, right?

So, the crazy thing about the teaser trailer for the live action adaptation of Moana is that it is virtually indistinguishable from the original CGI version.

"It could be that bittersweet melancholy that washes over you when you hear 'White Christmas' on the radio during Golden Hour."

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 10/30 Just a damn good song. A deceptively simple quiet-loud format, but Art Alexakis’s voice is the secret weapon - part ironic punk snarl, part world-weary exhaustion. That cracked, vulnerable fragility makes the whole thing feel lived-in & is what sells the song.

Love it. My heart swelled 10x larger watching these young people defend their neighbors and their homes. Fuck ICE. Go back to where you came from!

Their commitment to the bit of blaming every problem on undocumented immigrants sure is something 😂😂😂

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 9/30 Paranoid, ravenous, clear-eyed, unrelenting. When the drums ricochet back and forth between your left and right ear buds at the start, it feels like gang war.

I get what Tom is doing. He's worried that if ppl lean too far into the "fascism" framing, it'll be demoralizing. That's fine as a political goal. But definitionally, he has to know there are degrees of fascism (Nazis vs. Orban) & also that fascism affects groups differently even in the same system.

Everyone's quoting "Parks and Rec" when they should be quoting the other show.

“I will distract the people from my scandal involving raping underaged children by alluding to a film about powerful elites engaging in sex orgies!”

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

The funny thing about ppl getting wound up about land acknowledgments is that in general, ppl often preface introductions to the meeting at hand w/ all sorts of things I have no idea about or care about. I mostly just tune those things out instead of getting angry about it because I’m well-adjusted.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 8/30 I'm always amazed to be reminded that this song was released in 1990. How did this delicate, life-affirming, sincere song find purchase in between hair metal, hip-hop, and the divas?

Irony is always used as the fallback defense when people are caught doing something stupid and odious. Clearly this puff piece was written as the result of negotiations between Nuzzi's people and the NYT as part of her book promotion. It's just the same insular group of ppl glad-handing each other.

At some point in the very near future, the only form of entertainment that you can be assured won't be AI generated is sports, so y'all better get comfortable with sportsball. Sportsball will be the resistance.

Hey, breaking news: I don't give a fuck what this walking heart attack with marble mouth thinks about geopolitics.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 7/30 Portentous, sinister, weird - one of the best uses of the quiet-loud from the 1990s.

Someone tell Vance that the only way he's going to be president is if the current guy croaks.

"Trust me bro" is not an acceptable part of the scientific method, man!

So this punk ass dweeb assumed these car wash employees were undocumented because they were Latino? We have a word for that.

I dunno - "abundance" or "affordability"? To me, it's all the same. Let a thousand flowers bloom all around the country in 2206 and 2028, each using affordability or abundance in a way that suits their local needs.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 6/30 Absolutely beautiful and heartrending. Full of life and love, full of loss and struggle.

You bimbo. Meeting in the Situation Room to pressure a Congresswoman not to sign the petition calling for the release of the Epstein Files makes the story worse not better! 😂

John Madden was truly an American bodhisattva.

When will MAGA learn that Trump doesn't actually like them. He just happens to hate the same people they do.

Love it. If Republicans keep relying on rat fuck minoritarian bullshit to maintain federal power, then soft secession into regional autonomous blocs is the only solution.

You had one job!!! One job!

Says the guys with all the pepper spray 🙄

I bet her husband is pretty good at math, judging by his confusion at the "social emotional growth" stuff.

#90sTop30 #MusicChallenge 5/30 The opening chord hits and I am instantly transported to Southern California, my sophomore year in college, aimless, hanging out w/ high school friends, talking about making movies or writing songs while watching the deep blue sky roll by.

My theory for why the press never seems overly alarmed at Trump is because he's familiar to them. He’s a TV pro. He shows up early to interviews, blocks, checks cameras, charms the crew. Reporters meet the performer, not the malignant narcissist. He's "good TV." He makes their jobs easier on set.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Adventures in Babysitting Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Eight Men Out

The We Hate Workers Party keeps showing how much they hate workers.