Shareholder isn’t a job and private equity isn’t a service.

My jaw might be out of shape Eating milk duds is making my jaw tired.

Why are major wiki sites borderline unusable? I swear every time I’m on Fextra or Fandom my phone just reloads the page forever.

Every day I grow more furious every cool technology will be raided to serve more marketing shit in my face. I have no remaining care for sales people. I miss emails being worth checking. Phone calls bring important. I’m becoming emotionally dead by popups. End it or me.

Thank you for now understanding why Anchor Gundam is your new favorite mech! end/?

I've been into this extra little boy, the Anchor Gundam for a while. So I decided to help him apply to be your new favorite mech! Thread: 1/12

Roomba-core is listening to anti cap songs on your restored purple iPod while organizing.

Just another day too sore is your gaming setups, crafting stations, or any other place you get your vibe on.

Week two of doing stuff for things. Gimme Pics of your stuff for friday @ bsky.app/profile/naug...

4 weirdos are going to judge your gaming setups, crafting stations, and whatever else you submit to our glorious eye orbs! We will be yapping about it at 11PM Eastern on Friday the 18th. Gimme your delicious pics. @eggboy.net @olithoswald.bsky.social @catboiaoi.bsky.social

Its time O:

It's time. Tuesday I begin begging. Come tell me I'm the worst or something.

Well. The pantsathon is off. I now introduce you to the: "Lightning struck my house and everything blew up a thon"

Lol. My house was struck by lightning :)

a little over a week and maybe pants? Maybe...PANTS. PLS Help

Ohno. I've been affiliate for 3 years. I also need new pants. Time for a slutathon. Stab your calendars and whatnot. (I had to fix the pictures I cannot count)

Why do we have GenAI but no easy way to get all the ketchup out of the bottle? Technology has failed us.

To whom it may concern: Sydney Losstarot is taller than System99 Turn A Gundam.

28 minuite Holmester Switch run with a bot healer that only cast medica II? more likely than you think.

The poggles seem to have opened lunar new year with a sacrifice.

It’s super surreal coming of age with the tech bros shouting that only evil governments of china would censor google. And then 20 years later watch the US censor TikTok out of existence. Freedom yo.

I know I just started this scale: but my entire TikTok feed switching to Rednote instead of going back to Meta services is pretty punk rock.

Expanding: In order to be punk rock this measurement system is meant to be broken. But a beta scale Looks like... Punk Rock - top Very Cash Money - For max pay max untrace. Not Very Cash Money - Because. It's not. I Just Work Here - we all gotta eat Corpo Schill - wtf are you trying to sell me? TBC

I shall be judging all internet services and interactions on the scale of punk rock to corpo salaryman from now on.

Merry New year and whatnot. I admit I don’t know what my resolutions are. But I know how I want to feel. Every year the people in my computer keep me company is a miracle. Love you all.

I’m doing that thing where i discover something a fall down a hole of hyperfixation? What’s your current one?

I can cream game...I can dream.

Anabababababababa

Oh shit I'm learning to pose its so jover.

Sometimes you finish a book/movie/game that just leaves you in an introspective state. Yeah that.

You know. Being able to give my cute rat some tummy pudge in Atlyss made me less uncomfy with my flesh. That’s nice.

Some part of my soul wants to do a weekly FFXIV session where I'm just a mentor for hire for peeps who need a body to do content they need to do, regardless of level or content.

The most important balloons I’ll have all day.

A bibity bobity bibity bobity. Roomba noises are the doctors #1 rated cure for silence. No seriously though.

Monhun this weekend? What if I had peeps to play with? Someone adopt me pls. Pic related.

Soon tm. 2 hours remain. Twitch.tv/naughtyroomba

Tonight is the first strim with the retro model. Doing some retro spoopy style games to roll in the Halloweens. Stop by and yell at me or something? 11PM eastern. Link beloooow

Me? I'm doing fine. youtube.com/shorts/XW1L1... #vtuber #debut

Thinking of offering electronics repairs like controllers, retro consoles, and junk because I like working on it. I'll blow up your stick drift cutely.

Is it just me, or is VRChat just Second Life with VR headsets?

Do you like robots? Do you like incoherant yapping? Cram em together and join the Gunpla and yapping stream. twitch.tv/naughtyroomba

New raid tank getting his trial by boomba.

That weird hyperfixsation mood to learn an entire art and craft rn knowing I’m a few weeks I’ll be over it.

It’s like she knows my soul.

Is it just me or is there some speed run challenge for X rn. First the Brazil ban and now the AI thing. So many shiny things notifs over here make the dopamine.

I’ve had a shocking amount of people coming in stream saying some weird transphobic shit recently. Not like normal raging hate speech but just weird dumb conspiracies. Like bruh what about my look makes you think I’d agree with that shit?

How babby am I?

The difference between opening bsky and X is just so much. One is artists and people talking. The other is a crew of people screaming bigotry at everything I love. Why though.

The gap between adult content respecters vs people who treat them jorking it to you as their gift to the word is so vast. Like chill out dude. …anyway so about my fansly.

It's time for screeching. I'mma be a little robo goober in CTL-Alt-Ego UwU twitch.tv/naughtyroomba