Ough i wanna pipis blast so hard rn.

Psychically announcing my arrival to my minions but instead of an ominous warning they just get this popup in their brain

My least favorite about Comission work isn't the work, it's the accounting. Im constantly paranoid that i forgot someone. Hasn't happened yet but knowing me... Especially right now because twitter's DMs are broken, i might deadass just miss a person and never realize it, harrowing experience.

WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK O' RUM DAYLIGHT COME I STILL WORK AT HOME STACKING UPDATES TILL THE MORNING COME STILL NO RESPITE AND I'M STUCK AT HOME

on the plus side: moneys coming in, i am no longer panicking about the possibility of loaning it. On the minus side: there is no minus side, sure it's a lot of work but it's honest and productive.

big knife, big woman, comm from twitter.

welp, im never getting comissions if algorithm is going to rape me by absolutely destroying the visibility of my posts like that shit. Guess I'll suffer

I need 1400$ to pull my rotting wisdom teeth from inside my jaw before they start causing agonizing pain. I don't have that money. You might. You don't have my models I do. I can forsee a mutually beneficial exchange.

I shall pave a new way A new philosophy

I put a water transfer tribal tattoo directly on my brain and this is how my synapses reacted

Ezgif broke, slumming it with worse options right now

Spirit tracks softlocked me because the flute is broken and after like 4+ hours of trying the fire temple tune i gave up. Oh well. Anyway, not bionicle

I am spiriting my tracks rn. Playing it after Phantom Hourglass is quite the alien experience because it's so much more small and empty, but also designed around fixing the flaws in PH. I dunno how i feel about it yet. So far- i feel like it could be doing way more, but I'm only at Ocean Temple.

i did do dat

If men can't get pregnant WHY THE FUCK do i have to pay them child support for my offspring? Huh? Explain Obama EXPLAIN

I've broken this website once by uploading mpreg so hot the developers busted their collective nuts into the servers and short circuited them. I can do it again

I have the monopoly on naming, and i will abuse that monopoly.

bleh

got that FLU in me, got that SICKNESS got those SINUS BLOCKAGE ya know

I need to finish my commissions.

Raskhi of the wind

You have to start masturbating to weirder shit. Complacency in porn preference is a fascist trend.

Hanging out with people irl for the first time in months and i legit forgot how exhausting it is. I'm barely able to keep my eyes open, it was a good time, but holy shit i am not built for prolonged interaction. i was gonna work tonight, but i think for once... it's bedtime.

this place is weird because it's the only one that requires i have a seperate vpn for this site to launch. Twitter tumblr f95 and youtube all launch fine with a proxy, bsky doesn't.

If i wasn't cursed to be obscure i would be known as a real life tony stark. I invented the Penis snorkle, the enema free colon cleaner,the prongler, the form fitting mouth prop, the ungulate stilts,40 new card games, the bagpipe dildo, the self repairing library index And yet... i am still a nobody

It's the day when i'm visible so you better be looking

was making a joke to my henchman about getting some head, and suddenly realized that every masterpiece... has it's cheap copy.

Shawty thought giving me head would be easy, he didn't know my eight inch pseudo penis is velcro. Shawty is dead now

Enough penises, let's shove something more creative up my ass

I am big sex, the enemy of bhuddists. They hate me because i keep corrupting all their bhoddisatvas with mortal desire before they can reach paranirvana. I do it because i hate buddists for being pretentious and hipocrticial.

bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'

oh yeah. I'm working on minis now too. The plan is to make wargames so painful to play they become synonymous with the obnoxious redditor type of nerd that flaunts his intellectual superiority based on arbitrary proficiency with make believe and toys. That's right, i wanna beat GW at their own game

I should plague this place with my presence more. It's the evil thing to do.

Funky little monkey she's a twisted trickster Every body want to be her Misters Sister

I haven't skinned an infant baby in almost 4 months... I'm getting old.

GOTTA start killing people

gotta start killing people

ooo, aaa, still can't upload videos on here. youtube.com/shorts/pO318...

I made this huge awesome Kaiser Class mechanical dragoon, but this diet twitter won't let me upload videos so all you get is a youtube link. Enjoi www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZEp...

Reading through 山海经 is really funny because it's like: Here's mountain lambent. It's home to the magical creature Longboy[proceeds to describe a normal armadillo] if you eat it's meat you can cure scurvy. And that repeats for 400+ pages Apparently everything in china is edible medicine.

i am finally done. With all my furry porn comissions i can be free for the... 3 days i have left before the new year

My favorite part about being a moscovite, is that these two sites are 80 minutes of walking away from eachother. 25 on public transport. I don't live near a park, i live IN a park, with malls. Is pretty nice, wish it wasn't so transphobic tho.