Reading through 山海经 is really funny because it's like: Here's mountain lambent. It's home to the magical creature Longboy[proceeds to describe a normal armadillo] if you eat it's meat you can cure scurvy. And that repeats for 400+ pages Apparently everything in china is edible medicine.

i am finally done. With all my furry porn comissions i can be free for the... 3 days i have left before the new year

My favorite part about being a moscovite, is that these two sites are 80 minutes of walking away from eachother. 25 on public transport. I don't live near a park, i live IN a park, with malls. Is pretty nice, wish it wasn't so transphobic tho.

still can't upload videos. That's a shame, i got good videos. None for you then,lmao.

Tis the season or whatever. You have a good time, even if i can't.

Huh, a lot of people got on here and suddenly i can't upload videos anymore. Wonder what that's about.

Gay sex

This christmass ,santa brought me... News so terrible i crashed out. Last christmass he did the same thing. I'm starting to notice a pattern.

Twitter's shooting itself in the foot again, as is tradition since that divorced degenerate took over. Oh well, i still love skinning infant babies, and that's what matters.

They call me the big stroker the way i skin infant babies.

I LOVE SKINNING INFANT BABIES (this was paid for)

i LOVE skinning INFANT babies

i LOVE skinning infant babies

I LOVE SKINNING INFANT BABIES www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_1V...

straight up jorking it rn. and by it i mean my pseudopeanits.

eeeh, i forgot this place is a place. There is a benefit to it though Got enough content to shove down your throat for months now.

this audiotism kills the Swedish

I LOVE SKINNING AND EATING INFANT BABIES

First documented appearance of @zlosov.bsky.social's Doohickey, too!🙏🥰

I'm still surviving of furry thrist trap money somehow. better than nothing i spose.

I should make scarier furries.

THIS SEPTEMBER FROM THE PAGES OF FIRST KNIFE... www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha... COMES THE 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐄𝐘𝐄 Press "Notify me on launch" to stay up to date on our upcoming campaign!

Special thanks to @zlosov.bsky.social for the wonderful doohickey that you can spot in the teaser trailer <3 youtu.be/o9KWaqbpwwc www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...

I don't really wanna do porn to be honest. I'm gonna keep trying to post it through September, but i think it's not for me, I've been trying a lot of different styles for it, none really work. Also for some reason any time i post on here something bad happens irl,maybe porn is just bad mojo for me.

Oh boy i ran out of mediocre porn. Time to post the actually bad porn.

I'm running out of the porn i made for practice. In good news- means i might make new porn in bad news- means i have to make new porn and new porn will involve my REAL fetishes. Real question is which one will get me cancelled first.

Interestingly, i can post porn on twitter, but that piece of shit site still hungers for my ID to view porn made by other people. bit' stupid innit m8?

that's right, student makes BAD, LOW QUALITY PORN AND GETS NAKED

Fun fact- the current porn ban is because of me. I did porn so bad both Visa and Mastercuck decided to destroy all porn. in retaliation i'm gonna make porn that's even worse.

I'm contemplating doing porn i would actually like to see instead of this slop. But the two big hurdles are is that 1:i don't give a shit about porn to make it for free 2:The thing's i'd make would give cenobites anxiety. I might still try, that's what contemplation is after all.

I'll never get why people came to me for porn in the first place. Yes i design monsters on occasion, but these people don't want those. There's plenty of generic ass furry artists, why pick an entirely unrelated asshole for it? The gooners' mind is an enigma.

I'll never understand this kind of porn, but it pays my rent, so whatever. My happiness never was important in the first place.

alright. Posting Normally on here is a waste of time. Let's try artisanal, freshly made furry porn instead then. See what happens.

If this awesome witch i made for my friends late birthday does as poorly as it did on twitter i am changing this account to pregnant and graphic birthing porn. You have been warned. Act accordingly.

Those god damn antibiotics for the flue i caught turned my asshole into a fecal firehose, i knew this would happen. I didn't expect that my ring would be torn. I will never make fun of Elvis again.

Clair Obscur makes me very depressed. Not because the game is amazing or because the soundtrack is basically French Nightwish. but because it makes me realize i am pissing my life away with these worthless models. I wanted to make something substantial, not this.

bit of a lost cause but might as well throw it onto here too.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

This place is not for me, my swag too different, my stuff to out there, no consistency, no common sense, no shit ,no fuck, not even a modicum of soul. You can't understand it, after all, you're only human(derogatory)

right, this warren doesn't know it yet. But basically Lego killed a decade long fan project because they wanna sit on their IP and do nothing with it. So fuck lego. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

ALL I LIKE KEEPS BLOWING UP

If Male pregnancy is impossible then WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT

they made me push the bozo button

Also no, i am not picking a style or a theme and sticking to it, fuck you, I'll do what i want. If it doesn't do well - you're to blame. I am perfect and flawless. And you're a human (derogatory)

Humans (you included) are anti-art. Not by choice, it's just that art in itself is self defeating. all you can do is either turn it into meaningless shell or lose it to time. No in between. It's just in this species wretched nature to ruin everything.