The best of British luck to all our American friends tomorrow attending the No Kings demonstrations across the US. Be seen and heard and please be safe. Fuck Trump and fuck the Empire. From all over the globe we’re thinking of you and willing you on.

Jan 6 didn’t work… Assassination skit didn’t work… Hmm Let’s fake a medical emergency, wait for an outpouring of love & support, then bounce back a hero. Everyone will forget the Epstein files… *from behind the toilet door* ‘Is it working?’ No Mr President, people are organising street parties!

There’ll be a lot of performatory bollocks then they’ll release a Republican approved Epstein list & then what… Even if he is all over the list when it comes out (& he clearly is), what then? He’s won’t go unless it’s in the back of a hearse, & he will destroy everything & everyone to avoid that

I does exist and I’m going to publish it… It does exist and Pami has it too… Oh, no, wait… It doesn’t exist… & if it did exist, um Obama & Biden made it up… *Votes not to publish list that doesn’t exist* “I had nothing to do with it” He is the fucking swamp and all the shit that lives in it!

Now then Donny Temper temper! youtu.be/tGVmkppGE_s?...

Oh here we go! US airbases targeted ( unsurprisingly). Trump’s now going to play ‘I’m a hero war president’ he’ll show up tomorrow in a fucking camo MAGA hat. Someone muzzle that fucking rabid dog in the whitehouse.

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To all those in the US today standing up to that disgusting creature & his gang of liars, crooks & criminals, I wish you the best of luck. Film everything. The rest of the world is watching… (not the military parade for Capt. Bonespur ). We are watching and cheering you on. Be heard Be seen Be safe

For what it’s worth ( which is not much admittedly ) from the far side of the Atlantic, half a world away, we can see what that fucking imbecile is doing to the USA. We can see how broken and divided it is. We see you and applaud your resistance and resolve to put things right. We see you. Stay safe

81 years ago today, this day was the beginning of the end of a destructive regime run by an unstable lunatic… History repeats Let’s hope this is a big crack in the dam…

So he’s taken every cheap shot possible, lied, lied about lies, blamed President Biden for every short sighted fuckwitted decision trump ever made, never missed a chance to blame his (more successful) predecessor for anything he can think of… & now wants be the good guy? Fuck him & his idiotic brood

The fact that the orange twat is blaming it all on Biden tells you that he knows it’s a fucking catastrophe. If he thought everything was great he’d be crowing like a cockerel on top of the dung heap!

Nice one Canada 👍👍 good on ya 🇨🇦

MANCHESTER TONIGHT YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

So very strong So very stable 😒

What an amazing turn out. Well done to all concerned for the ‘hands off’ demonstrations all across your nation, well done. We see you.

I’ll watch an old movie before bed to calm my ner’… oh for fucks sake!

The entire trump Administration appears to be made up of people who look and behave like the wicked step parents from bad made-for-television films!

What the actual fuck:

Lost our little chum Pancake tonight to a very sudden unexpected illness. We will miss him terribly. He was a good boy

Can’t decide if dick heads’ signature is a graphic representation of his popularity rating or the stock market

Dear America The last time you voted, was probably exactly THAT!

Trumpinator Two Fudgement Day

*BANG* *Thud* Sorry about that! As you were everybody, carry on!

Does the Whitehouse by any chance have a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port?

If this was a movie, I would have walked out by now…

Dear America, Please tell us that you’ve got this. Because it looks an awful lot like you really haven’t!

Waffle doesn’t watch the news. I envy her.

So thanks to that daft orange bastard, the whole world now has to play ‘whack-a-mole’ with fucking fascism? Cheers Donny, you piss eyed Kremlin cretin

If… and it’s a pretty bloody big ‘if’ But if the tangerine barrage balloon is in fact ‘Krasnov’, expect a rapid escalation of crazy shit. If he thinks he’s about to be exposed he’s going to push like mad to get himself dug in beyond the reach of the ‘system’ Cornered rats and all that!

Housekeeping tip. If you have a violent aggressive rabid rat in your kitchen running round over all the work surfaces infecting everything it touches, take it outside & whack it with a shovel, bury it at the bottom of the garden & make a mental note not to let the rubbish build up so much next time.

Senator Organa and Obi Wan should take Musks kids away from him and hide them

Trump on the international stage is like someone entering a stupid angry gorilla into a chess tournament that doesn’t understand chess. The only way it’s gonna win is by smashing up the tables and upending the boards. Stop playing chess. This isn’t a chess tournament anymore it’s a gorilla hunt!

I bet the CEO of Sharpie is thrilled that SHitler is so publicly using his products to sign off on illegal deportations, Guantanamo, screw up the treasury, education, weather tracking, DEI, racist, misogynistic, homophobic bollocks. Wonder how much the grifter in chief is being payed to use them?

This is the moment where your military and your police need to decide together if they are going to be loyal to a guy who has thrown them both under the bus in the last fortnight or loyal to your country and your constitution.

War of the World. No one would have believed in the 1st quarter of the 21st century that this country was being watched keenly & closely by intelligences smaller than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as people busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied,

Semi-Truck… Antisemite-Truck

Dictator. (Noun) Disposition of a dick with the colour of a tater (tot)

The shit hasn’t hit the fan. The fan is struggling to stir the shit!

Trumpty Dumpty seems to be the walking embodiment of all of the seven deadly sins

ALL OF THIS, ends with him in absolute control of everything you hold dear, surrounded by people who will end you if you oppose him. This is a total regime change. Courts of appeal, letters, hearings, trials, all take time that you don’t have. He knows that. This is political Blitzkreig.

You’re never going to get a straight answer out of trump anyway, so for once the press should just get up & leave the press room as one… Walk out & leave him at the podium all alone! He gets off on the sound of his own voice… just ignore him… they’ll all be banned from the Whitehouse soon anyway.

This chapter of The Complete History of The United States will be entitled ‘Cassandra Syndrome’