I say this, then never return.

I haven't been active here in an entire month! mama mia.

luigi, if you're seeing this, I might already be dead.

okay, bowser. sorry, bowser. 💧

can I just.. compliment you. 😞

you look great, koopa .ᐟ

⠀ ⠀ 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒… ⠀ ⠀

should I turn evil here, too.

b—but ... last time I checked, there's only two plumbers around here. one of 'em is me! I won't judge you, ya'know.

[ the kitchen's already on fire ]

| i like laughing at my replies as i write them

| omg i could finally make an animal crossing rp acct here without the hashtag being filled with porn!

aw, you're thankful for me .ᐣ

so hot.

⠀ if there was one thing mario loved, it was freshly homemade pizza. 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 カステラ really knows her stuff. don't mind the plumber taking a slice ﹠ eating it in one go. 〝 much love ━━━━━ grazie .ᐟ 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀❝⠀UNIVERSE⠀SEVEN’S⠀SWEETHEART.ᐟ⠀❞ ⠀ ⠀

fuck twitter

⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀𓈃⠀⠀🍒 ๋ ㅤ𝓶͟𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐚͟𝐯͟𝐢͟𝐨͟𝐫͟ 𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝟖𝟏.⠀⠀𝝑𝑒

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