(LEGO movie soundtrack tune) EVERYTHING IS AWFUL! EVERYTHING IS SHIT WHEN YOURE IN THIS COUNTRY! EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, WHEN YOURE LIVING YOUR DREAMSSS*. (* - nightmares.)

I’m just treating bsky like 2004 MySpace. I’m so tired of crying today. It would be super cool for everything not to be absolute dogshit. 😌

I don’t know man. I yearn for the urn.

The audacity!😤

Oh yeah, this is why I’m here.

I can’t go to the other Chinese site because they don’t allow the gheys and I don’t make any content that isn’t aggressively WLW. I hate discord with the fire of a thousand blazing cybertrucks. I’m doing my bestest on IG, but I hate that it’s a meta property. I’m too old for this. 👵🏻

Sometimes this all feels very 2004 MySpace vagueposting and I want to say shit like “I don’t get a choice in the matter, why would I, it’s only the death of me” with a black and white picture of a beach and wait for people to message me asking why I’m crying in the bathtub at midnight 🤣

Um, this suggestion is not correct.

I already know that when I go it’ll be due to an anxiety-induced coronary-related somethingorother. Nobody is as good as me at causing me panic.

I think I’ll just post my truly off the wall thoughts over here. Like a threads blooper reel. Galinda is essentially just Aaron Burr if he’d had Hamilton’s popularity. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I heard we can post good art here.

I made this account well over a year ago, does this mean I’m a trendsetter? 🤣 (answer: no)

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