“I will not judge your interests” He’s judging his interests

“…………”

// thinking about how Cisco’s canonical love interest in the comics’ code name is a slur. And that’s probably why we don’t see her in comics anymore

Meanwhile at ARGUS

// I don’t want to go to work

Mostly yeah. It’s just whenever these guys show their faces, I…sort of freak out.

Good. I just lost a lot of good people to that thing. …And I know you’re capable. I just don’t want any slip ups from you.

You weren’t here for the past invasions. You were… …I don’t know where you were, but it was probably nice. But these things are NOT nice!

WAIT WHY AM I CALLING IT A DOG NOW

Well we haven’t tested that. How would we know? Do I look like Lex Luthor? Either way, that dog could kill you.

I mean, not yet. But if one of those face huggers gets on you…well…you’re gonna be the proud parent of a little chestburster who takes on some of your traits… …and by proud I mean dead.

It’s going to kill you and then we might have a annoying speedy little Xenomorph…maybe… Honestly I don’t know.

// BASTI (me) STOP POSTING AND EAT YOUR BREALFSST

You cannot pet that dog

Sassy Hallie is like a preview for when your other child grows up to be a teenager.

I’m going to cry

Pride fills me tonight.

YOU HAVE A ROBOT NAMED HAMMER TIME?

I think Hallie can be immature at times. But that’s part of growing up. She’s free to date whoever she wants. There’s no problem with that But if someone hurts her? Well…that’s another story

I’m sure he’s a nice man. Don’t get me wrong. Because lord help him if he’s not nice. On an unrelated note, people from the future and different timelines give off different vibrational frequencies. Makes them easier to track

There’s a Batman from the future? Hitting on my niece?

// The Cisco being accused of being horny because he saw Death is actually something that happened on Twitter. No one believes him.

“SHE CAN TEXT?!? Well…when I first saw her she was in a tree, looking at a cat… …oh god that cat died in that tree, didn’t it? Well shit. Now I’m sad.”

I remember when I told people I saw Death and she was a goth girl and everyone told me I was horny Fuck you. I see her again. STOP MOCKING ME

He tried his best to stay composed. “Um…Dad was good. For the most part. Mom…she played favorites a little too much. They weren’t perfect but they…tried. …I…hope you two become parents your kid can look back on with pride.”

…Jesus Christ…

“Listen. It’s scary, I know. But I’m sure you’ll do great.” he placed his hand on his shoulder, his eyes flickering blue for a moment. His smile faded, his expression becoming serious. He stood there in silence for a few uncomfortable seconds before speaking up “…You…you’re going to be alright.”

“Leap Frog is still…good. Sounds friendly and approachable. Good for a future father.”

gasp “TOAD TITAN”

“Hey. Anytime.” he elbowed Nettle back “I’ll he the fun uncle…the…only uncle? …you don’t have a brother named Toad Titan, do you?”

Oh shit is that Nettle?

// What if the way Cienn gives birth is throwing up an egg?

// Hey Cisco. When are you gonna actually marry your own trouble magnet “I don’t know. When are you gonna SHUT THE FRAK UP.”

“Oh, perfect sense. I mean…you’re marrying the girl of your dreams. But…she’s also a trouble magnet. But no matter what trouble you two face, you’ll face it together…and you’ll have a third party along for the ride too… …and of course, good friends to help along the way”

“Hey. I know that feeling…but I could always see how much you two loved each other. And now you two are going to start a new future together… …and no. Didn’t need to vibe the future to see this coming…besides, a wise man once said, your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one”

“…….I would love to be one of your groomsmen.” he wiped a tear from his eye “…You know. I knew this was gonna happen. You and her. It was just a matter of waiting.”

“I mean, Leap Frog is better. Especially if a little kid is coming along…congrats by the way.”

“Almost called Nettle a licky man. I mean it still fits but not the time and place.”

// Im the kind of guy who likes to mix canons. And because of that I know have a headcanon that Cisco taught Dick how to breakdance and yet Dick still rejected him from Titans membership. Because it’s funny

IT’S ALLERGIES PROBABLY

“Oh my god. Is he…”

Like, ARGUS is doing clean up. I’m stressed and overwhelmed with work. But knowing you’re okay is a relief. It’s the little things, you know?

Probably not? In all honesty, I feel like a lot of us are cursed. Maybe it comes with the life we all live. But…I dunno. Sort of makes the non-shitty moments of life…amazing?

Sometimes I think Cienn and her family are cursed

// Pʟᴀʏʟɪsᴛ

// Tʀɪᴠɪᴀ & Hᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs

// Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Pʀᴏғɪʟᴇ

// I’m awake for some reason this was a mistake

breakdances