Because. . . HE'S GETTING ONE RIGHT NOW! " Hi, little one! "

" No. I'm not a Pokémon, silly. "

Hm. . ? OH—! A PIKACHU! She's running over.

" I'm Pikachu type!

She's playing with her pikachu ears. Too bad it's a headband.

" Not at all! "

she's currently being shocked by a pikachu. completely unaffected.

shaking her ass, waving the pikachu tail.

⠀ nessie. just gonna say it yeah no I'm not fucking pokemon on this or any of my other accounts get out of here with those accounts

Oh no he got into my weed

Hex

Show me your Pikachus.

⠀ nessie. still working on the account but have some horny art

⠀ nessie. also hands her to mvrp muses befriend the pika girl

⠀ nessie. mind you. she has six of these.

" Oh, just you wait, pi. I run a whole Pika–Sanctuary! "

⠀ nessie. is pikachu overrated? yes do I overrate it? yes

I'm a victim of marketing, pika!

" How 'bout six? " She's just. Calling them all out.

rolls up with her team of six partner pikachu.

" THEY'RE JUST THE BESTEST, PIKA—! "

TAGS.

ART CREDIT.

WRITER.

MUSE.

" YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! "

PIKACHU

𝙒𝙀'𝙇𝙇 𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝙆𝘼 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍—!

⠀ nessie. still working on the account but have some horny art