Someone needs to stick that angry little man’s bald head in a trash can where he belongs

Ohtani is unreal

When does he start hawking crypto? Before or after he does the one arm pushups?

The good thing about the Yankees and Red Sox facing each other is one will be eliminated right away

Of course Pat had to fuck it up. He’s such a tool

Can’t believe Bruce Pearl is woke now

Good news for Mike Gundy is that the B12 partnership means he can slide right into Barstool’s morning show on Monday.

These ICE dudes need to eat some buckshot lariats. The real ones not the off-brand ones from a juiced up scammer

If you want proof that God exists just look at Blake Treinen’s recent game log

So the guy who shouldn’t be in this job is preaching law and order. Fucking hypocrites through and through I want the nutrition bar guys to sue these fuckers into oblivion

Daboll pulling up to the BC facilities next month to start his analyst gig

On his way out maybe Gundy can negotiate a deal between the B12 and OAN so after every brutal loss they can claim it’s fake news

Bill Simmons is going to do 4 hours on the Serbia loss isn’t he

I think people that loudly profess to follow Christ should probably suffer a greater social penalty for lying like, all the fucking time you're supposed to feel bad when you tell a massive lie in public! people are supposed to respect you less for it!

These guys should sue everyone involved.

Is there a more underrated pop group than Expose? Banger after banger

About one step away from becoming The Big Zyn Conference

Taking a long time in the makeup chair

Dude got benched by BC last year

Gotta remember to mix it up and use this one for the next Cuomo fundraising text I get

Pritzker should challenge him to run one lap around a track. Humiliate this fuck

Right now Hugh Freeze and Bruce Pearl are furiously packing all the Cracker Barrel paraphernalia from their offices

This man is ready to be a college football HC

Who fed Nathaniel Hackett’s playbook to Microsoft?

Lee Zeldin is a spineless liar. He was probably bought off with a pat on the back because he’s a loser

Someone should open up Trump museums in big cities but inside can be all his bankrupt businesses, a big mural of his felonies and the main exhibit- unflattering personal photos.

This sack of shit shouldn’t enjoy a single moment of peace in public

This fucking dipshit can’t even lie without fucking it up and making himself look dumber.

Maybe he should focus on being a broadcaster or an owner and not both

If you get a chance to sit outside and enjoy a talented artist accompanied by an orchestra you should do it… “The Gang Goes to Laufey”

Imagine finally achieving the dream of being paid millions not to work and instead of being happy you want to give it up to take over some program with unrealistic expectations and inept leadership. If you miss coaching so much, volunteer at a High School.

Missed marketing opportunity by not making Wemby and Chet versions for Halloween

Imagine spending years complaining about all you did for a program and then you pull out receipts that showed you spent under 200k on Jim Boeheim’s final squad. No wonder Jim was so pissed that year…

Who will be more surprised to get turned away by St. Peter- Mike or JD?

Ravech is off by like 50 feet on some of these.

McAfee’s brain went to emergency shutdown. Shocked that he didn’t just yell something about hittin dingers

Tony Khan stuck the landing tonight.

Adam Cole couldn’t have been nicer to my son during a meet and greet the morning after a brutal cage match. Made a lifelong memory for my son and made me a lifelong fan. Hoping for the best for him.

"There is a problem with a contract when it is so unfair, one-sided, and oppressive that it shocks the conscience." FSU's new revenue-sharing contracts allow the school to void compensation for injured players. In our latest, we argue this is just a new iteration of the same old exploitation.

13:58 5k for Chebet. Damn that’s moving

The right are the biggest fucking snowflakes of them all led by that bald asshole Stephen Miller

If you’re posting pics with Dana White, then you’re not going to convince me that you’re just a guy trying to do some good in this world.

Smart of the Bruins to rebrand and distract fans from their roster and shallow prospect pool

OKC might win this title and next season be noticeably better if they discover some kind of offense beyond iso ball

Ishbia is another example that being rich doesn’t mean you’re actually smart.

Never forget that Clay tried to board a plane with his lice infested kids and was mad when the airline blocked him. He’s a dork who needs to wear a mansierre and everyone should mock him relentlessly

Honestly wouldn’t be shocked if it ends up being McAfee and they give him his own college football show and a lifetime supply of Zyn

The only King I recognize