Getting canceled on 3 times this weekend. now i have nobody to hang out with. oh hello depression my old friend. i'll be over in the corner eating a carton of ice cream crying to myself.

@frozenfoxx.cultoffoxx.net hey Frozen, I have reason to believe that your telegram profile has been hacked, please reach out to me immediately and I can describe what's going on, please log out of all instances of telegram and change your passwords.

Oh dang RIP Ozzy Osbourne.

I'm pretty upset with my friends. 😡 Almost everyone I know and consider a close friend went to the nude beach Denny Blaine yesterday. I didn't get a single text from anybody inviting me out. I'll be over here crying in the corner. 😭

All this talk of happy paw day, When is it happy dick day? Asking for a friend. Isn't that like a "happy dick Thursday?"

I've been neglecting my bsky page. Sorry lol.

@/realdonaltrump I wanted to buy a bunch of MAGA hats today but thanks to your tariffs and the fact that they're all made in China, I couldn't afford it. Sorry! 😆🤗🤷

I screwed up. I didn't eat pie on Pi day.