Is anyone still on here?

This must be how my legs look at mosquitos.

How’ve you been?

I’m I hope I get socks for Christmas years old.

Anyone still here?

80s music was another level.

Is it weird if I think this is an absolute banger? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvyl...

There's no way I am fully human.

Who is the best male vocalist of all time?

Time for @bsky.app to bring back (actual) verified accounts.

Thought I’d share a picture of my girlfriend in her new sunglasses.

Nah I’m out.

I was running some numbers and I need to win the lottery.

Imagine if Taylor Swift made a Bluesky.

X premium subscribers explaining the monetization to their followers every two weeks.

Get your popcorn I’m about to go off.

I’m stating to think the game is rigged, how could paper ever beat a rock.

Am I the only one who stops the microwave with 0:01 left and feels like a bomb squad?

Ever since I moved over here there’s no more Swedish supermodels named Olga672734 that are looking for older men in my area. Maybe I’m losing my touch.

I haven't seen a spider in over a year. I wonder what they're planning.

It's so peaceful here, I may have to argue with myself.

I don’t mind seeing a few ads on here if it’ll give them more development funds I can’t lie.

If you lose a friend from being honest then they weren't a friend to begin with.

I’m noticing some bugs, anyone else?

If you're doing what you love who cares what anyone has to say about it.

"Don't read too much into it" Meanwhile, me:

Have you ever gotten stuck walking in a downpour?

We should all tell the celebrities that left twitter to join here and it’ll drive the traffic up even more.

If you're straight up with people they might not like it but they will respect it.

Twitter lost a real one today.

Not everything you lose is a loss.

I told myself I won't be unhinged on here but

I feel like us all of us joining Bluesky is like when Lebron took his talents to south beach.

I don’t even smoke 😅

I won’t really be discussing politics on here because I had to spend all day discussing stuff like politics and medicine when I was a child, since the teachers put me into a school for the top 10 “highly able learning” students on my state/province, and that’s all we did, you feel me? Thanks.

This is giving me 2011 twitter vibes.

That fight was so clearly staged.

Throwback.

My computer is finding you guys from twitter right now 😊

I hope Mike Tyson wins in under 30 seconds.

Bear with me I have to upload photos and memories from like 15 years of twitter…

I’m here.