2020 was a cool ass year to have be the world-changing virus that forces everybody online year

Girl what is on your hacked Wii

are you getting on the MTA train to nowhere

y'know it didn't fully hit me that I moved to the most expensive city in the country until my ad network went two whole weeks without paying me for no discernible reason and my bank account was just hovering around $0 for a good while

being American is not knowing how you're supposed to implement localized prices into an app you're making because you've never bought anything with a currency other than USD before

a side project I've wanted to do for a long time is archiving all of youtube, year-by-year up until maybe 2010-2013 where the scale becomes unmanageable. unfortunately, YouTube's recent year of aggression towards downloaders has largely made this already expensive task 10x harder, so I kinda can't

this seriously reads like it was written by AI

Did anyone else have that one class where the American flag had Bart on it and every morning we would say "I pledge allegiance to Bart" and then sit back down

it's insane to look back at 2015 like the old internet. before everything became safe; before people left reality

hey guys!! some friends and I made a game for the GMTK Game Jam ✨ • fun hand-holding gameplay • hand drawn by me (as in I drew the hand you drag things around with) • Whipped Coffee is kinda in it forcasualplayers.itch.io/everyone-hol...

in my mind, I will see three steps to world domination. I complete step 1 but fall apart at step 2. and then I'm like "well at least I got step 1 done! That's basically dominating 1/3 of the world"

Windows is like a 30 year old used car. every few months or so it starts running worse and you have no clue why

an hour ago, someone launched a rage comic-themed cryptocurrency token under the ticker "$RAGE" their website includes an embedded version of ragecomics.comic.studio, and because there are no other developers associated with the token publicly, a bunch of people seem to think I'm affiliated???? 😭

I was going to announce that I got on HRT but someone just told me Cream Unicorn Cookie also started HRT recently. I can't say anything now because everybody will think I'm copying them. I hate this

The Whipped Coffee Café has just been awarded a Michelin Star‼️⭐

earlier I was in south manhattan and this guy was blaring the new Clipse album out of his car. disappointingly, he stopped it to play something else right before the line "shopping sprees in soho" it occurred to me in that moment that I cared more than he did

Whats your #UndertaleMemory?????????????? (yes I spent an hour hand spriting the Mizzi)

Im sad I didnt get to see Childish Gambino live... he said he'd make up for it and he better

I made this tweet about pumpkin spice cream root beer and then decided not to post it to bluesky because I feel like the people of this site have elevated tastes and simply wouldn't like it

buying ads on broken MTA train displays at a discount

had a long dream today about starting an all-trans pest control business in NYC and learning quickly that there were rival gangs making billions of dollars in the business that didn't want me there. woke up thinking "ok but what if we made this into a youtube channel"

I had a dream that the new meme was to type the hook to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield line by line as fast as you could to the tune of the song

they're perfect for each other 💙💙💙

just made a new twitter if you care. content will be almost identical, I'm just choosing to leave the Cookie Run side of the algorithm to my old account, which has been renamed to syrupyycookies. you can follow the new one here: x.com/syrupyypluto

I guess

generally there's a lot of money to be made from frogs and toads. it's not as much as AI which is why you don't hear people talking about it, but that just means it's an easier market to break into

Svelte is sooooo good dude... I have no clue what I was thinking writing all my websites as raw HTML + JS b4 cause like... I just rewrote 40% of my secret year long project in a day!! made me realize I was actually getting dragged down by having all frontend functionality split across 8 random files

do you have hyperfixations for any of the following? • public transit, trains, etc. • indie hacking/product development • rap music • fonts • YTP/remix culture if you do, reach out. I have nobody to talk to about these topics and it's greatly hampering my true powers

new pfp by @saltzerland.bsky.social on the butterfly app

some days I want to look like Ralsei, other days I want to look like Kris

I wanna start streaming at some point. I think that's the only way I'll be able to keep writing code full time while also bringing back my YouTube channel. I have to get good at idle chatter though

I'm not in Brooklyn tonight but I imagine there's gonna be more illegal firework shows tonight than usual. and for good reason too

He doesn't know anything

car freaks will say you need a car for basic grocery shopping when there's a bag capable of doing it on foot in their closet

I have a lot of twisted ideas, like a credit card scanner that takes your money and then says Please don't remove your card. because it's mine now... and then sucks it up and you're like Oh no my caaaaard

Anyone else think Kendrick was too mean on this song???? 🤔

if World is Mario Kart 9 I just realized... imagine they call the next one Mario Kart X and make it super futuristic and fast-paced, maybe a little gritty. like F-Zero/X

nonbinary people don't owe me androgyny — God does, though. I want my gender to be incomprehensible already

Hmm… If you cut a cube into the round shape you’ll never work a day in your life.

I thought Mark Carney was dumb as hell for moving the election to now just because the liberals had a 2% lead in the polls. I assumed the backlash of an unknown candidate pushing for a full term w/o giving the time to prove himself would undo the gains... guess Canadian politics are built different

so either my cache is poisoned or Sonic Adventure DX got hacked on Steam

I'm back on Tumblr if you prefer being on there : www.tumblr.com/syrupyy

I genuinely don't believe people when they say their TikTok algorithm knows them better than they know themselves???? I've had my account for years and have been completely unable to get it to show me anything I care about whatsoever, unless by complete accident-