miyamoto and reggie are Evil and are coming to kill you we edited them to look really mean. mario on the other hand is Sad and being hurt by miyamoto and reggie and iwata

YouTubers are doing meth sponsorships now

by the time my next website comes out it's gonna take like 2-3x as many lines of code compared to what Comic Studio had at release. (first screenshot is actually from a year after launch because I didn't take proper backups before may of 2023)

in an effort to use less of the other app and also get used to TikTok, I took X off my home screen and put that there instead I've almost completely stopped thinking about twitter but I haven't opened tiktok even once. every time I hit it without thinking I immediately go to close it

Android won in the Pokémon universe

everyone needs to have a main project of some kind. something that sustains your interest over many years. it could be as big as making a video game or as small as trying to beat a video game

new york is insane cause you'll be in a random place thinking "I wanna go to a game store today", and you type "games" into google maps, and it informs you that you are standing directly next to the rockstar games hesdquarters

listening to old dababy features and remembering "oh yeah. He really was a pretty good rapper up until he said all that homophobic shit and instantly fell off"

I think if Steam added a "macOS Certified" badge like they have for the Steam Deck, developers would start porting games to Mac again. but that won't happen because Apple and Valce have a bad relationship

unless something changes, I've decided I'm going full-time on Dreamnet dev 6 months from now. I still hope for an opening to work on Comic Studio, and I'm gonna try a couple more websites I have half-finished (also I need money LOL). But this game is what I've really wanted to do for my whole life

2020 was a cool ass year to have be the world-changing virus that forces everybody online year

Girl what is on your hacked Wii

are you getting on the MTA train to nowhere

y'know it didn't fully hit me that I moved to the most expensive city in the country until my ad network went two whole weeks without paying me for no discernible reason and my bank account was just hovering around $0 for a good while

being American is not knowing how you're supposed to implement localized prices into an app you're making because you've never bought anything with a currency other than USD before

a side project I've wanted to do for a long time is archiving all of youtube, year-by-year up until maybe 2010-2013 where the scale becomes unmanageable. unfortunately, YouTube's recent year of aggression towards downloaders has largely made this already expensive task 10x harder, so I kinda can't

this seriously reads like it was written by AI

Did anyone else have that one class where the American flag had Bart on it and every morning we would say "I pledge allegiance to Bart" and then sit back down

it's insane to look back at 2015 like the old internet. before everything became safe; before people left reality

hey guys!! some friends and I made a game for the GMTK Game Jam ✨ • fun hand-holding gameplay • hand drawn by me (as in I drew the hand you drag things around with) • Whipped Coffee is kinda in it forcasualplayers.itch.io/everyone-hol...

in my mind, I will see three steps to world domination. I complete step 1 but fall apart at step 2. and then I'm like "well at least I got step 1 done! That's basically dominating 1/3 of the world"

Windows is like a 30 year old used car. every few months or so it starts running worse and you have no clue why

an hour ago, someone launched a rage comic-themed cryptocurrency token under the ticker "$RAGE" their website includes an embedded version of ragecomics.comic.studio, and because there are no other developers associated with the token publicly, a bunch of people seem to think I'm affiliated???? 😭

I was going to announce that I got on HRT but someone just told me Cream Unicorn Cookie also started HRT recently. I can't say anything now because everybody will think I'm copying them. I hate this

The Whipped Coffee Café has just been awarded a Michelin Star‼️⭐

earlier I was in south manhattan and this guy was blaring the new Clipse album out of his car. disappointingly, he stopped it to play something else right before the line "shopping sprees in soho" it occurred to me in that moment that I cared more than he did

Whats your #UndertaleMemory?????????????? (yes I spent an hour hand spriting the Mizzi)

Im sad I didnt get to see Childish Gambino live... he said he'd make up for it and he better

I made this tweet about pumpkin spice cream root beer and then decided not to post it to bluesky because I feel like the people of this site have elevated tastes and simply wouldn't like it

buying ads on broken MTA train displays at a discount

had a long dream today about starting an all-trans pest control business in NYC and learning quickly that there were rival gangs making billions of dollars in the business that didn't want me there. woke up thinking "ok but what if we made this into a youtube channel"

I had a dream that the new meme was to type the hook to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield line by line as fast as you could to the tune of the song

they're perfect for each other 💙💙💙

just made a new twitter if you care. content will be almost identical, I'm just choosing to leave the Cookie Run side of the algorithm to my old account, which has been renamed to syrupyycookies. you can follow the new one here: x.com/syrupyypluto

I guess

generally there's a lot of money to be made from frogs and toads. it's not as much as AI which is why you don't hear people talking about it, but that just means it's an easier market to break into

Svelte is sooooo good dude... I have no clue what I was thinking writing all my websites as raw HTML + JS b4 cause like... I just rewrote 40% of my secret year long project in a day!! made me realize I was actually getting dragged down by having all frontend functionality split across 8 random files

do you have hyperfixations for any of the following? • public transit, trains, etc. • indie hacking/product development • rap music • fonts • YTP/remix culture if you do, reach out. I have nobody to talk to about these topics and it's greatly hampering my true powers

new pfp by @saltzerland.bsky.social on the butterfly app

some days I want to look like Ralsei, other days I want to look like Kris

I wanna start streaming at some point. I think that's the only way I'll be able to keep writing code full time while also bringing back my YouTube channel. I have to get good at idle chatter though

I'm not in Brooklyn tonight but I imagine there's gonna be more illegal firework shows tonight than usual. and for good reason too

He doesn't know anything