Using an un-tested AI tool to announce graduates is already the dumbest shit ever, but that no one thought to *STOP* it the second it missed a name, and let hundreds of students go unacknowledged rather than just read it themselves. Unbelievable.

Will never not be profoundly annoyed by media outlets (talkin’ to you @npr.org) using the word “troop” to refer to an individual rather than as a collective noun.

It’s like a week out and #Artscape has neither a map nor a schedule posted. Who even runs this thing.

Okay Midway airport I was unfamiliar with your coffee labeling game 🫡

Three weeks, three trips, less than 24 hours at home. View from Chicago hotel (leg two) is pretty rad, though.

Y’all. People who answer (seemingly non-urgent!) phone calls in public restrooms with the sound of flushing all around you: WHY?? And those initiating the calls, why are you not hanging up?

First time taking the light rail from BWI. Some thoughts as a frequent public transit rider: 1) it’s pretty dirty relative to other systems bc shitty people leave trash, even though the trains themselves are nice. 🧵 1/x

Okay, Charleston. Get to Edmunds Oast right this very minute to get their softshell crab over grits. Holy cow was that good.

Today I learned the Saskatchewan slang term for a hoodie, and it’s pretty charming: a “bunny hug.”

Just in case anyone else gets this ridic and misleading text about grocery coupons…

Sure wish Ft. McHenry would have extended hours during cherry blossom season - 9 to 5 is tough for folks with office gigs - but Saturday was pretty darn beautiful.

You're really telling me the only way to give a household member access to a Blink doorbell camera is to just give 'em your username and password? Like, there's no way to add a household member to the account??

Baby I ain’t taking time to review a parking garage. Be so for real.

Genuinely, how is Amtrak still in business? Thought about booking a weekend trip to NYC (from Baltimore). Coach seats for 2 were ~$400 rt, even months in advance. If I book a luxury bus (reclining seats, power outlets, etc), it takes 30 mins longer, but rt tickets for 2 was $85.

We need more beverages that are 1) not diet with Stevia and aspartame shit, but 2) not full on sodas, either. Spindrifts and the Topo Chicos with sparkling water + juice are great!

"RFK Jr was quoted in Politico as having said he really liked this accreditation agency. Have there been any communications between HHS and Ed about this agency?" (Answer: no.) #NACIQI

Idk who the camera operator is for #NACIQI, but they are kind of behind the eight ball during conversations. Makes it harder to know who is speaking.

David Barker and Jeffrey Andrade opening #NACIQI by lambasting Biden administration. 🙄

Why is it not standard practice to identify your name before posing your question? So annoying for listeners. Can't always see name plate and camera doesn't always catch up in time. #NACIQI

Alioto's role on this committee this meeting seems to be posing questions about cost (first, the funeral group, now MACTE) that have nothing to do with federal regulations or compliance. #NACIQI

“I wanted to respond to the complaints about the partisan seating chart. We did that intentionally.” 🙄 #NACIQI

Someone removed ACEND from the consent agenda but transpires she has a conflict of interest, so now it remains on consent agenda #NACIQI

spring #NACIQI meeting. here we go.

Was it an intentional bit that one of the individuals presenting the sound award, Melissa McCarthy, couldn’t be heard…?? #Oscars

TIL there can be a tie at the #Oscars.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

I’m sure (I hope?) it will be beautiful on the inside, but that building sure looks like a Minecraft jail to me.

Why is Waymo sometimes an independent app, and sometimes only through Uber? 🤔

Some feedback about booking seats as a Southwest credit card holder. It turns out that in order to book a *standard* seat for free, you actually have to click the button for an extra legroom seat, which is not intuitive or user friendly. 1/🧵

The sexual assault nurse scene on the Pitt hits a little bit different knowing LaNasa’s son drugged and assaulted a 15 year old girl. 😐

Someone who thinks birth control pills are a “disrespect of life,” and can’t say that they are cheap, safe, and effective for MILLIONS of women has no business being surgeon general. Please call your Senators. ☎️

No snow sticking in Riverside yet, just rain… ❄️ #mdwx

Um, UPS, what “severe weather,” exactly? Roads have been clear of snow and ice for a week now, including my alley.

I am in love with the Polish pierog 🥟

New HBO detective show with Jason Bateman, Linda Cardinelli, and Peter Sarsgaard? Don’t even need to see the trailer; adding it to the watchlist now.

The city of Baltimore vis-a-vis shoveling. It just keeps coming down.

When your assistance with crossword solving is not required. #nytcrossword

That’s a first for me. TSA Pre line at Charlotte airport was so long airport staff needed to hoist lollipop signs to help pax know where the line ended!

Hmmmmn. Certainly didn’t hate it, but didn’t love it, either. I liked the general theme of found family, but overall did not click for me.

The image that keeps breaking my heart is this: a mom who had stuffies overflowing in her glove box to keep her kids happy. Imagine thinking that this mom with stuffed animals was trying to run over an ICE agent, and not the poorly trained thugs who shot her and denied medical care murdered her.

Inside Higher Ed, literally any other source would be more appropriate to cite than this one.

I’m not saying someone in our household forgot jury duty, but it turns out Baltimore City will not text you a reminder prior to service, but they will absolutely text you after to tell you forgot to report for service.

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

So Trump just kidnapped Maduro AND his wife and initiated an unprovoked and illegal attack against a sovereign state. What the eff?!?

Seriously. Y’all go have a sandwich or something; leave my coffee alone.

I have spent all of 2026 on the couch, cozy with a good book, with a good dog. It only goes downhill from here!

My life would be a lot simpler, and my iCloud storage quota within limits, if this alert were actually true. But no, here I am deleting the same pics/videos on three individual devices that all use the same login.

Kudos to this Daniel Island family that puts out such an incredible light display each year and is so generous about letting families come enjoy it!

not a creature was stirring 🐶

That feeling when my lil ole 14 person non-profit redacted files more successfully than the DOJ “redacted” Epstein files is so hecking funny. 😂😂