you say it like it’s a bad thing. you can’t fully appreciate something until you try it for yourself, can you?

( her eyebrows pinch together now, perplexed by that statement. it must be a man thing. ) but what if it was cold? would you still want to be barebacked?

and man the front of the bike? no way! i can’t even drive a normal vehicle. it always sounds fun to you.

arriving back at her apartment, the package makes her wary — but all worries wash away once she reads the note. fingers fold over it, tucking the piece of paper into her coat discreetly. her palm then finds her phone, shooting a quick text: 💌 : quit staring into my eyes. 💌 : but thanks for —

with no note on the box, she has to wonder where it came from. made one of the busboys try a piece before deeming it safe to eat, enjoying every bite during her break.

anything is better than the last song. 💢

sometimes i don’t wear underwear on dress days. it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

( her brows shoot up, snagging a piece of toast. ) no, i just feel like i see you without one than i see you with one.

do you... own a shirt? i feel like it’s that point in time where i have to ask.

lounges in the back of the baratie near the supplier dropoff point, already on her third cigarette for the evening. the unmistakable sound of a shattering plate draws her attention back to the restauarant, leaning to look through the back door.

now that you asked so nicely, expect me there in about fifteen minutes. i have an errand to run first.

i prefer the seal version, but this is nice.

no, i can get there on my own. your stupid motorcycle might make my dress ride up too much.

do i have a seat? i have a reservation.

don’t be late.

meet me for cocktails, @masterofblades.bsky.social.

|| Dean Winchester Supernatural Roleplay. Mature Content | MDNI Open for descriptive storylines and banter. Not new to verse or character. OC/Crossover friendly. Canon/Independent Portrayal. #Reckless

|| 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝒻𝒶𝓁ℊ𝒶𝓇 ℒ𝒶𝓌 𝑆𝑢𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ One Piece Roleplay. Modern AU. Mature Content | MDNI Open for descriptive storylines and banter. Not new to verse or character. OC/Crossover friendly. #Reckless

i’m still looking for a ‘please’, tough guy.

ask nicely first.

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knowing about football doesn’t mean i enjoy watching it. that’s like being passionate about cakes but only through cake wars — if i can’t do it myself, i don’t care.

yeah. like the grass on a football field, but if they never mowed it.

takes a shot, head tipping back until her eyes find the ceiling. #AllBoneNoBrain

the same thing you’d expect from someone with a bounty on their head larger than life: betrayals and coming close as the skin of your teeth to death. sanji likes to think that by now, she shouldn’t have to worry about that, but she knows better. a long, infectious guitar riff and baseline fills —

brow arching, sanji edges away from any forming crowds, unwilling to get swept away. from the looks of it, a rock or soul band of some sort is playing tonight, and she’s been at enough bars to know how a big music number goes with alcohol. ”this is classy to you? noted.” brushing blonde —

”so this is the place?” an unimpressed huff spills out warm, sharp eyes taking in everyone in a similar fashion: critical, dissecting and careful. she relaxes, slipping her fingers into the crook of his elbow. ”let’s get a drink.” #AllBoneNoBrain

One more hour until the show! Get your merch, get your seats, and order your food and drinks. #AllBoneNoBrain

if your hair was a little brighter, it could be mistaken for a sports stadium.

i would black out and assume i’m mowing a very big lawn (your head) since your hair is so green.

it’s the only way he knows to show that he cares. i got put on dish duty for suggesting he should see a counselor one time. ( sanji has yet to take a sip of her drink, nails lightly clinking over the swell of the glass. ) i wouldn’t really say it makes me happy, but i’ve had a long night.

why would you trust me to cut your hair? maybe i might shave it all off.

prove your sorry ass wrong. youtu.be/3YiCsblKxDc?...

are you doubting me?!

i don’t know. i think you can use a hair clipper to do that, but i feel like i don’t trust you to do that on your own.

doesn’t everybody at the end of the day? people can act like they love mystery all they want but when someone isn’t open with them, it’s always a problem.

there are men who get their hair cut by hairdressers, relax. i just thought you cut your own hair with a knife or something.

it’s the NAME of the song! you can’t even blame me. okay, let me show you how it’s done. i’ll find something even more thoughtful.

you’re offering me donuts that’s on your lap, that’s almost the same thing. ( the curled ends of her hair bounce over her shoulders, coming closer with veiled curiosity. ) i really do want a snack, you better not be playing a game with me. how did you know it was my birthday?

well, you were shirtless and i couldn’t see your pants so i started assuming the worst. can i have one? i’m hungry.

oh yes, being a venomous, dangerous snake is so flattering! does this type of thing normally work for him? this is genuine curiosity, by the way.

..... do you have a donut on your dick?! what kind of male stripper birthday gift is this?

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀˖ ֹ𓂃 ⴰ ‌࣭ ᭥⠀𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝙸𝚂 ♡ ₎ ⠀ ⠀MY ៸៸ ୭ ︵ 𝐎𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 丷 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐’𝘔 ִֶָ ࣪ ꒦ THE 𝐎N𝐋Y ⸳ 𝁼 𑁤 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

zeff was right! men are the worst!

is she supposed to feel insulted or flattered? now she wants to block his number out of spite. 💢

" If I asked to see your panties, would you give me a peek? " 💀 Modern Au Brook 💀 18 + 💀 MDNI 💀 Shitposty 💀 #AtumBastRp

at a women’s hair salon? i don’t believe you.