Getting Older = Not wanting labels on shit! Not a name, a logo, and emblem. Keep my shit plain! I paid you, you ain’t paid me.

It ain’t no way in hell I’d have all that money and look like this

Funny. Dark. But funny.

If I never see the words hot honey lemon pepper again…

Slippery fucking slope that one.

Sometimes I’ll hear my granny’s voice (RIP) whisper in my ear “It’s gone be alright” and it takes me out every single time. Because I don’t know, but I know that she does know and UGH! 😭

Now that we have explicit detail of what was going on in those files, I have a question for Christians: What in THE FUCK was your god doing while watching those things happen to those children?!!?

As much as it GRATES MY NERVES to admit it, you give that nxgga T.I. a beat with a baseline and he knows exactly what the fuck to do with it. He and Pharrell on one for sure!

In this life, in this world that we are in, you must be radical in your belief in love. Be defiant about love. Be immovable. Be unshakable. Be as irrational as you can about love. Be so certain about love that it breaks every single law of reality. LOVE.

The body count question is so fucking stupid. You have no way to verify this information. I can tell you literally anything. You can prove nothing.

I’m guessing that January has absolutely nowhere to be because…

I’ve just realized how little I care about Benedict Bridgerton’s story. #Bridgerton

Never mind that the attires at this masquerade ball are so implausible for the time period, I feel like I’m in an Austen period themed Taylor Swift music video, why does #Bridgerton not know the difference between a costume ball and a masquerade ball?!?

#Svetlana said absolutely the fuck not! 😭😭😭 #HeatedRivalry #HR

ICYMI

Literally trying to invent reasons just to talk to them…

Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩

Nobody: My Mama on the phone w/me: You think A-S-A-P Rocky is still hood? I hope not…

Nobody: Yuna Hollander: Get me Demarchelier!

What really helped me stay consistent with working out is building the body that I WANT. I’m not working out to build a socially desirable body. I really thought about how I want my thighs, arms, and stomach to look and I work towards that. Society be damned.

Hips not kissed, either. What is this fresh hell???

Here goes…. Professor X is more powerful than Dr. Manhattan.

Be very grateful.

Me in Heaven: Public restrooms? How…communal God: Get out.

Everybody loves Chinese food and prosecco girl, but shit! Leave some for the rest!

Apologizes to the Black community in an historically anti-Black publication… Harriet could have left this one behind.

The amount of stressed reduced by not fearing medical emergencies alone! Money buys happiness because it reduces stress and fear of the unknown, and can provide comfort when the unexpected happens.

Apple Pay and memorizing all the details of my credit and debit cards were the worst things to ever happen to me 😭

The desire to be loved is one hell of a curse

Rihanna said that she found love in a hopeless place, and then met A$AP Rocky outside of NY nightclub; and honestly I can’t think of a more hopeless place

The Heated Rivalry edit to “TellHim” By Lauryn Hill has fucked me UP! I wi never be ok again! 😫

Lawd know I was at the very FRONT of their minds when they invented privacy screens for phones! 😩

First name means wine. Middle name means diamond. Interestingly enough, to make either one of those things you need to take the raw material, put it under immense pressure for a considerable amount of time, and then just leave it alone in the dark until it becomes. Huh.

And not a day goes by that I do not feel the weight of the Universe not being concerned with me

Everyone wanted ✨Black Girl Magic✨ But I was just Black Girl Regular. And that wasn’t enough.

Everyone: “2026 is the new 2016! 😁” My 2016: Mom had kidney cancer surgery Grandma died Dad died NO THANK YOU!

The amount of spoon feeding that exists within corporate America is utterly maddening. Having to bay people through every single communication is burning me out.

If someone sees in me what I do not show, they will have found in me something that only belongs to them

“We really want you to ‘own’ this process/project” = Send unnecessary emails containing info that should already be known or easily inferred from existing information

So not only is #Tendernism Unc not the owner nor head chef of the restaurant, the restaurant ain’t Black owned and apparently, Unc is not even being paid. Disgusted? Yes. Shocked? No.

With the amount of Nate the Hoof guy I have watched, you’d think that I would have learned how to spot a defect before sanding down

Clinical Depression Fun Fact: If you’re having a bad enough episode, you can’t get drunk. At all. 😃

Here we fucking go….😒 It’s 156 by the way

Maybe try necking an entire rotisserie chicken from Costco in the parking lot? If that doesn’t help, I don’t know what will 😕