Some good news from Europe! Now, how about those Epstein Files?

The Fascin' Show wants to run for another season.

"At this moment in time, of course, the release of the TRUMPSTEIN Files is really the public's main priority."

Next week it's going to be a direct IV drip of liquid cash from the US Treasury straight to his pustulous arteries.

What could possibly go wrong?

New federal model: Collect taxes from states. Provide nothing in return.

That is not a viable threat since it is what was planned regardless.

The shutdown impasse will be used as a pretext to illegally unseat and arrest Democrats. There's no universe in which they allow the release of the Epstein files. They have done too much that is too indefensible to allow themselves to be subject to judgement. This will come down to force.

It's perversely fascinating how the administration offers up an endless series of atomic economic wedgies to its base and the primary response is "thank you sir, may I have another?"

Nope, no malicious prosecution here. Nothing to see. Move along. Also, let's never forget, where are the Epstein Files? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Holy fuck, what kind of ass licking bullshit is this?! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/o...

A physical confrontation would be catastrophic. But a fiscal one? We can win that. #softsecession

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u... Finally Dems showing a bit of scrap. Odds of it being too little too late?

Oh, NYT, you're adorable. You really think they intend to ever allow another administration that isn't 100% aligned with the current one? Sure there will be infighting, because they eat their own. But their plan is to never let anyone choose but them ever again.

Way to miss the point, NYT. The story isn't the details. It's that it's happening at all.

This can only end in blood. They have transgressed too greatly and too often to ever risk losing power. Comey is a great choice to go after because the left despises him for his bungling in 2016. They will bring him or someone else up on a treason charge and seek the death penalty.

The biggest frustration with the AI revolution is that they are making AI to do everything except what we actually want. I would 1000 times rather have AI actually do my laundry than generate a picture indicating that it can't.

How about those Epstein files?

On the form under reason I selected 'other' and in the text box wrote: Jimmy Kimmel. You fucking cowards.

1. That didn't take long. 2. Who didn't see that coming? 3. Everyone who said we were overreacting can get fucked (Again. Some more. Forever.)

So a red state radical kills a red state radical and the answer is to attack the blue states. This is going to end well.

Fucking hell. Our armed forces are perpetrating crimes against humanity by slaughtering Venezuelans on the sea and the news coverage describes it as a "strike". These are the orders you refuse, goddammit.

A friend of mine who was under the spell of the evil right asked a question a year ago that haunts me still. "If America is really on the edge of fascism, why aren't the Dems fighting back?" He didn't believe the danger because of the limp response. To quote Tiny Tim: "God damn them, every one."

youtu.be/nVjVoCs9hYQ?... It's only gotten more apropos.

@governor.ca.gov When are California citizens going to have the option of diverting our federal income taxes to California? #softsecession

When we Gen-Xers were in our teens and 20's we'd always hear "You're too young to be so cynical!" Welp, looks like we were right all along.

The MAGAts are drunk on the power of never having to feel wrong while always feeling wronged.

And here we go. This coming from the "disagree better" governor. They make these nut jobs and arm them. And they use them as excuses to steal more authority.

The shooter is a young, white, cisgender male who voted for the orangutaint and comes from a MAGA family. Just like the other one. The gymnastics to blame this on all their favorite out groups and the "radical left" are going to be epic.

Our tax dollars at work.

When we create artificial intelligence robots, they will be given three Laws to safeguard humanity: 1. never do anything to decrease shareholder value. 2. always obey the company unless it conflicts with Law 1. 3. fuck the poor.

What's that? Someone unethically uploaded your data? 😆😂🤣 What if a grand jury refuses to indict? My freude is running out of schaden.

Now that's a headline.

Fuck all the noise and distractions. Where's the Epstein files, you compromised fucking pedo?

Craven capitulation to the extortion state continues. Krusche was right about one thing. American businesses are ecstatic to be selling the rope with which to hang us.

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08... That's not going to get people to drop the Epstein files.

Exactly how is this not extortion, and who believes a significant cut won't somehow end up in the orangutaint's bank account?

JMFC @bsky.app Discover, stop feeding me skin posts. I'm here for politics, humor, and animal photos, not to consume soft core amateur selfies, candids, or drawings. Blocking those accounts doesn't mean "try harder to find my kink", it means "category not wanted." Just fucking stop already.

Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!

Breaking News: id Software has canceled the Doom franchise. "Reality has become so harrowing we can't compete. For sheer terror our Martian hellspawn are a distant second to pretty much any news outlet." Attempts to obtain further comment were impeded by alternating fits of giggling and sobbing.

Oh, for fuck's sake. You misspelled extortion, NYT.

Fixed that for you.

The fine art of messenger shooting is a tradition beloved by tyrants from time immemorial.

The payoff for Paramount's big fat bribe that Colbert got cancelled for calling out.

Alligator Alcatraz is a concentration camp. Full fucking stop. Calling it anything else is a cowardly lie.

Corrupt motherfuckers. Sotomayor's dissent sums it up: The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival. Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort.

NYT puts the anal in analysis with this bullshit sane washing. The gamble had nothing to do with national security or foreign policy. It was whether or not he could deflect attention from his string of humiliating public failures and re-coalesce his base around bombing a hot, sandy country.

Tangerine Palpatine Tries to Wag Dog by Jumping in on Winning Side They'll totally forget about my Epstein connection, embarrassingly sparse birthday parade, and failed attempt to start a race war in LA if I bomb the losing side in a foreign conflict.

This song is 37 years old and it is freaky prescient. It's practically a MAGA documentary. Cockroach on the concrete Courthouse tan with beady eyes Slouch with fallen arches Purging truths into great lies Little man with a big eraser changing history... genius.com/Megadeth-hoo...

Liberal outrage vs conservative accusations of publicity stunts? That's their take? Are you fucking kidding us? How about Illegal Fascist Crackdown on Elected Officials Courageously Standing Up For Democracy Or Fuck The ICEholes And The Horse's Ass They Rode In On