Total 🐎💩. The odds of DHS enduring a shutdown are exactly zero. Regardless of illegality, the fascist regime will raid other budgets or invent funding sources. They will do anything to keep the brown shirts paid and on the streets waging their war against citizens and democracy.

theonion.com/ice-agent-sc... The Onion has gone from "cutting parody" to "next week's news"

Is it just me or has activating the guard done Jack shit to protect anyone from the fascist thugs? How about orders to actually intercede and place themselves between the gestapo aggressors and the populace? Another murder by these untrained goons is imminent, FFS. www.latimes.com/world-nation...

The NYT editorial office must be hosting hand to hand melee matches between the fascist apologists and the actual journalists. At least half the headlines understate the regime's crimes. But the article on the WH propaganda image fakery perpetrated on Nekima Levy Armstrong is legit journalism.

Chuck Scumer's latest sabotage of a rare opportunity to apply leverage is complete.

Nekima Levy Armstrong walked from the federal courthouse with strength and resolve. They put her in multiple restraints to try to intimidate her and they failed. The WH posted an AI modified image of her disheveled and weeping. Motherfuckers couldn't break her so they lied and said they did.

You could call it an "Escalation" or you could be honest and call it a "Grotesquely Transparent Attempt to Upend the Few Remaining Constitutional Safeguards For Our Elections" You do you.

You're not canceling on me because I'm radioactive garbage, I'm locking you out. That's totally it. 100% true fax. WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME?! 😆😂🤣

There 2 million documents missing, so yeah, a little short. The DOJ is still in violation of the Epstein Transparency Act. Doesn't this party's whole schtick revolve around absolute compliance with federal law? Oh, that's right, they're fucking hypocrites protecteling a ring of child rapists.

Schumer steps out of Abrams tank to surrender to grade school bully armed with pea shooter. Why the fuck is he still the Senate Minority "Leader" again?

Translation: Persimmon pedo knows he'll be blamed for the coming shutdown and needs to dodge. Throwing regime officials under the bus is totally on the table, but under no circumstances will he agree to meaningful policy changes or the release of the overdue Trumpstein Files.

While the Senate Democrats actually have some leverage, how about including release of the long overdue Epstein Files in the non-negotiable demands? The Epstein Transparency Act passed both houses with only a single dissenting vote. For fuck's sake, this is the key to breaking the regime.

Looks like Iran gets to take over as the new foreign adventure threat distraction until next TACO Tuesday.

Obviously this is cheap AI. But the idea of Stephen Miller as a dismayed Colonel Klink when he realizes he's next under the bus was a strong temptation to sin. See you in Nuremberg, motherfucker.

They didn't violate protocol. They did exactly what you wanted. You'll have plenty of time to talk it over with them from your adjacent cells, you Nazi prick. Changing the propaganda line from "perfect" to "minor mistake" is more evidence of cracking. Pour on the pressure until they crush.

Jeffries doesn't have the track record for toughness to talk this way without huge eye rolls. How about doing his job first and talking about it after instead of beating his chest on social media or he can get primaried by his disgusted constituents? We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Did the persimmon pedophile really just lick the political 3rd rail of his cultist supporters?

The regime's forthcoming demonstration of disinterest and incompetence handling the (mostly red) state emergencies for winter storm Fern is going to be another blow to their tenuous grip on power. Nothing like being left to freeze in the dark to clarify how little they give a shit about you.

Sent to both CA senators.

Keeping anger and will to action sharp is important, but no one can do it 24/7. It's a good time to connect with our neighbors. I made a big ass batch of baked rigatoni and gave a pan to the friendly couple next door and their kids. It made for a nice moment. We fight with fury to live with joy.

I hope they understand that even Latinos who tried to be "the good ones" to the regime are still going to get the 3am knock if their collaboration succeeds.

Guard General Manke's statement. He says guard will assist state and local law enforcement when requested. Nothing about protecting people from ICE. It's understandable that he's keeping it bland to control the temperature. Not very comforting to people who don't want any more neighbors murdered.

@governorwalz.mn.gov has to call out the guard. They can deploy unarmed and place themselves between the ICE and the residents. He can protect MN without giving the persimmon pedophile his excuse to invoke the insurrection act. Inaction will lead to the confrontation the regime is seeking.

Minnesota nice and mad. Way to go, friends! Kinda can't believe NYT gave it the top billing it deserves. It's like there's some kind of scrum in the newsroom where sometimes the right coverage actually happens.

www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/p... The key to successful communication is using clear words at the right time. Perfect example...

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u... As far as the regime is concerned the deaths of derainees is a feature, not a bug. As soon as they can get away with it without needing to pretend it was suicide or an accident they will consider it a cost saving measure over deportation.

Next week he's going to give up using his words and just take a bare assed shit in front of the podium. Leavitt will say genius has its own unique forms of expression and Johnson will say he hadn't heard about it. Keep the pressure up. He's cracked so badly. The final break is near.

Judicial capture in action. It's grim now, but the fascists' grip is fragile and brittle. This regime is heading for a fall. When it does we won't forget the corrupt judges at any level of the judiciary.

Russia owns Shitler. Full stop.

www.reuters.com/world/us/pen... The general who actually orders this deployment will end up in Ft. Leavenworth when this regime fails.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... We won't need SkyNet to become sentient and kill us all. Being able to execute stupidity and error at machine speeds will do the job quite nicely. How 'bout those Trumpstein Files?

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01... There's no way he doesn't try. This was always the plan. Walz has to call out the guard.

The fascists are going full court press on the fuckery. How 'bout those Trumpstein Files?

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u... Billionaires Provide Irrefutable Proof They Can Totally Afford a Wealth Tax 😆😂🤣

@governor.ca.gov Tax season is coming up. Are you really going to keep funding murdering thugs who are waging open war on blue states? California must deprive the fascist regime of our federal tax dollars. It is a moral imperative. Time to play hardball on the ground and not just in the media.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/b... When even oil companies offered a chance to exploit back away slowly you know the circumstances are completely fucked up

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

PG&E increasing the bills of the lowest income by 20% to save the highest income 2% feels right on fucking brand.

The fascists are doing all in their power to escalate. They are desperate for a riot.

"Hundreds of ICE agents have been deployed to Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota, as part of the White House's crackdown on illegal immigration" The fascists are doing everything they can to provoke a riot.

Every Republican in Congress and the Senate who has been derelict in their duty of checking executive power has Renee Nicole Good's blood on their hands.

The concentrated gee whiz factor of the coverage of the criminal violation of Venezuelan sovereignty and the American constitution is just revolting. How does orange clown urine taste, corporate media outlets?

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/07/u... Charlie Kirk/Horst Wessel lives on through his Club America/Hitler Youth The midterms can't get here fast enough.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/o... NYT spreading orange cheeks and inserting tongue.

Drunk, incompetent, coward uses office he's unfit for to attack American Hero. Fixed that for you.

Fuck the pretexts, could the real reasons be any more obvious? We can't get rid of Shitler fast enough. Welcome to our new South American quagmire.

Nick Veasey perfectly captures my sentiments for 2025. Drop dead, old year.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m... What the slow roasted fuck? This pustulous puff piece has serious amnesia problems. MTG is an objectively terrible person and politician, and the journalist just gives her a complete pass. This is such obvious prep for a Senate run. Naive, my muscular buttocks.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m... Big shock: he was a dark triad predator from day 1. And he called Shitler the worst human being he's ever met. How about those Epstein files?

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