[Looks at world] Friendly reminder, everyone. youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?...

[Looks around and shakes fist at Silent Hill]

[Looks at new Yu-Gi-Oh! limited list] So much yoinking.

Dang it, Silent Hill. Leave us alone.

Still so much to do, Dr. King.

Well, one out of three, so… youtu.be/DLTZctTG6cE?...

Ah. [Unicron roar] And now back to dealing with the stupidity some of us voted for.

You know what helps national security? Not antagonizing your allies and neighbors.

[Shakes fist at Silent Hill again]

[Shakes fist at Silent Hill]

Friendly reminder, folks. youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?...

I created again.

RIP, T.K. Carter. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

Oh hai there, Silent Hill.

Eyup.

Never forget, never again.

Creating keeps the madness and zetsubou from devouring me.

[Unicron roar]

Jumanjiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…!

[Salutes Stranger Things]

RIP, Tatiana Schlossberg. Tell her tale true, good and bad.

Silent Hill, we meet again.

RIP, Brigitte Bardot. Tell her tale true, good and bad. Yes, that includes her bigotry and other nonsense she did.

W-B-X crime and the city…

This year’s Christmas haul.

The tradition continues.

Oh hai there, Christmas skywater.

[Hops in on one leg while holding his head] Okay, so there was enough friendship and love in the world to defeat me this year. [Winces] I’ll make you pay next time. Christmas to you all. [Hops away] Curse you, Canadian teen detective and your superpowered friends…

Ah, Christmas. [Unleashes robot army upon the world] Attack!

Ah, Christmas Eve. [Readies the robot army] Soon, my machines. Soon, I will feed you the world. Yesssssss…

Ah, skywater.

Ah, Christmas Eve Eve. [Increases robot production] Soon, very soon. Yessssss…

[Looks outside] Silent Hill, we meet again.

[Salutes Mick Foley]

RIP, Anthony Geary. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

RIP, Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer Reiner. Tell their tales true, good and bad.

RIP, Jim Ward. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

[Deathglares world] Ima crush you with robots. youtu.be/A5JFGrysqm8?...

RIP, Tomomichi Nishimura. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

[Applauds Digimon Beatbreak]

RIP, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

[Looks outside] Oh hai there, Silent Hill.

Late thought: Zootopia 2 good.

[Hisses at generative AI]

Ah, Christmas is coming. [Starts up the robot factory] Ima smash the stupid out of this world.

Hoomons, I hope your Turkey Day is doing okay.

Silent Hill and some light skywater stopped by today.

RIP, Udo Kier. Tell his tale true, good and bad.

Wait, Harvard and Yale have football teams? Clearly I have much to learn about the hoomon world.

So much skywater…