If anything, that's kind of a turn on. Very Seductive Sunday of him.

Get in line, Barbie Farmer Dream.

He looks like trouble...

🧍

I /am/. Even if it's just magnifying glasses, people still can't know.

It's those glasses that have magnifying lenses. Cross stitching is hard, you know?

“You and I are gonna have a quick chat. You're good with quick, right?” And off they go.

A retirement home?? Me???? You'd do that to your old man with still perfect control over his faculties?????

He's got him trapped with a suppressing collar. Bow and arrow pointed in between his eyes.

So what if I want to tune in on how my boy is doing? Is that so wrong? ...also I picked up cross stitching, but I'm waiting on my. Ahem. ᵐʸᵍˡᵃˢˢᵉˢ.

Whaaaaaat???? Me? Absolutely baseless accusation.

Oooh heeeeeyyyy. Didn't, uh. Didn't see ya there, bud.

Pretending he's not eavesdropping.

That reminds me the time Bruce and I——

I backt his agenda.

He's had too much punch and now he's extra extra poisoned and laying down on the floor.

Hm. Is it alcohol free?

I invited myself. Your ball needed to become a party, and that's what I am.

I know you've waited for the big deal, but don't worry. I have arrived. #DraculasHalloweenBash

I have a feeling something is going wrong.

“John, dear. Are you sure? You seem angry, irked about something.”

“Wherever you want, hot stuff.”

“I won't. But you can tell me what's on your mind.”

“I can put poison in it. Or I can choke you tonight if you're up for something kinkier.”

“I have a vape pen if you want to share. It's mango flavored.”

“Very brave when you have a clanker body protecting you, but my point still stands. No crossbow. Waste of my time.”

Listen, we tried getting in touch, but your phone was off the grid. We figured you could zip to us at any given day, but you never did. I'm sorry, mate. We can repeat it any time you want. I missed you too.

“I ought to punch you right now.”

“Don't ever utter my name next to the word crossbow ever again. That's an insult to my name.”

Barry!

I'd rather shove a capsicum plant up my ass, thank you.

// gotta get up. Breakfast. Dressed. Leave for work...

// no joke, sometimes I just vocal stim "I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE STOOOAN" and "KALEL NO" at the most inopportune times

That... We agreed not to talk about that.

Yeah, not the worst at all.

Awh, you want to keep the memory of me looking good in suits to yourself. Alright, I respect that.

Together? That's Photoshop and AI and all fake.

I've gone to your galas, Brucie Wayne. I've got some worse.

Yeah, sure. Blackmail materials.

I knew you were obsessed with me.

Hehe. Hehehehehhee. HeheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Wait, I also wanna trade Bruce Wayne pictures.

【 Temp Pinned 】 The Riddler DC/MV RP Indie Portrayal Penned by Cas

➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ 𝓒𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝓗𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐞. ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ ➵ “𝘐𝘧 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦... 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦... 𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺... 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺.”

Now, now, sweet thing. I didn't say I /didn't/ enjoy it. I just don't like feeling moist everywhere for days after.