making pasta and then recovering from a long week of adventure by retuning to my roots, aka a major crimes rewatch (I’ve had Sharon’s yeeeeees? from the pilot bouncing in my head all afternoon)

It’s Noah Kahan new album day!!!

It’s Tig Notaro day!!!!!

the deep annoyance and contempt i have for this one project and one person at work…………..zapping my good vibes!!!!

she’s finally here :)))

when one attends a concert alone, one reads shandy fic in their seat while waiting for the show to start

IT’S FLORENCE DAY

about to board my first amtrak!!! omg i feel like a real east coaster rn

avatar fire and ash is certainly not a perfect movie (and it’s often clumsy!) but hot dog if i didn’t weep, gasp, whoop, and fist pump for the full three hours

was hosting a party today and literally everyone cancelled so it’s just me and major crimes tonight

Kay turns out it’s Andy who is the whiny brat

the way my heart picks up speed when I see Mary at the top of my ig stories is cause for clinical concern

trying to write touch-starved sharon and tbh she’s resisting!!! catholic, repressed ass!!! I WANNA WRITR U BRATTY AND WHINY

Is Joanna Page the most joyful giggly contestant taskmaster has ever had?

why is booking a hotel in NYC so stressful idk any of these hotel names!!!! booking on a wing and a prayer and a yelp review!

my neighbor’s chickens have started hanging out in our yard and i love them

osteoarthritis is the worst where can i get a fresh set of knee joints

Can I say something? I think fandom would be a lot better if people stopped digging around in the personal lives of cast and crew and shit. Unless something ethically/legally bad is happening, its not really anyone's bsns and it feels like gross high-school gossip about ppl we dont fucking KNOW.

happy noah kahan documentary day to all who celebrate!!!!

when sharon gets going with asking the right questions in a case, andy is literally standing there like: 😍

imagine having this person in the periphery of your life for years and then she’s your BOSS, you see her EVERY DAY and she’s got a silly sense of humor and the biggest heart and she walks into the office looking like THIS and suddenly you’re desperately aware of her and you can’t unflip that switch

for fic reasons does anyone remember what episode of tc this is

a good morning!

made myself get teary eyed with my own fic :(

🚨 stargate is on Netflix 🚨

It’s beautiful outside, so I’m taking a half day!

Chris Stapleton is dominating my shandy playlist rn

going to spend my lunch break filling up my gas tank and getting pantry staples bc idk what else to do????

I feel insane trying to work a normal 9-5 rn btw like “yes I’ll be a few minutes late to the meeting and also we’re escalating aggressions in Iran and bombing their oil infrastructure and yes I will get that report to you by EOB, no worries!”

he BETTER wake up

rose of sharon hibiscuses and two little commander stars for my number one girl, commander sharon raydor ❤️

opened my laptop to write one thing and instead a completely unrelated thing came out instead (whatever u say beautiful brain)

watching s1/s2 again and it’s still INSANE how fast Andy decided he was gonna be Sharon’s right hand man and guard dog AND how fast sharon relies on him like a security blanket while she’s figuring out the adjustment to major crimes

☹️☹️☹️☹️

hmm

the work frenzy is finally chilling which means we can get back to our roots (writing fic on the clock)

You know when you have friends coming over so you deep clean and your friends are like omg we literally don’t care it’s fine but you vacuum under the couch anyway?? That’s me in the shower prepping for the well woman’s exam tomorrow like “WE HAVE VISITORS COMING”

the amount of time sharon hangs out at Andy’s desk in s2….like girl just put your nameplate there

Mary McDonnell is speaking French on my Instagram feed I gotta take the afternoon off and lay on a fainting couch

on the one hand: empathy for Rusty for not trusting a good thing until it’s certain and not wanting to tell your addict mom that your new mom wants to make it official on the other hand: if Sharon Raydor wanted to adopt me, I’d bring a commemorative pen and a Mother’s Day card and call her mommy

Best Medicine has been on all day in the background while we work and I do find it very charming!

spent a solid 2 hours today just daydreaming up how andy fell in love with sharon and vice versa like what a great use of my time thank you brainwaves

we had our first sap dogs! that was our last vermont thing off our bucket list!

just DM’d for 7 hours straight and maybe that’s not a lot for some but I am a shell of a human

volunteered to dm for a player’s bday. been planned for months. 12 hours beforehand says “oh btw 3 of the players will need help creating their characters” like ??? I’m really not in the mood to help people—who have played DnD before and have access to the internet—create characters for a one shot

got to my tattoo appointment and the design looked nothing like I asked for :\\\ so spent 2 hours collaborating and I go back next week for that actual tattoo LORD ALMIGHTY

🍿 starting starfleet academy 🍿

Not that I think Sharon has these kinks per se but imagine being in the most hated department in the LAPD where no one tells you ‘good job’ and you’re in an abandoned broken marriage and then the womanizer of the LAPD tells you you’re doing amazing sweetie and wants to be within 5 inches of you 24/7

after 11 days of work travel I’m finally going HOMEEEEEE