my mom threw away my 100% polyester unwound band shirt i bought off of ebay for 10 dollars

tripping on a soda spill and breaking every bone in my body

bro turn that rap shit off i only listen to real music like BENJIxScarlett and Bomb the Music Industry!

my wonderful life #fursuit #koopa #koopaling #koopalings #bowser

getting knocked out cold by a stray baseball

coming into my court summons wearing a long roman robe and getting arrested

I Was Poisoned

wait holy shit is there actually a new boards of canada or is this a week old april fools joke

white people be like Godspeed

just won the lottery

white people be like nahhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭 my dog just got ran over 💀💀💀

chud pikachu be like Pika Pika… I Guess?

ripping ass at 432 Hz and curing cancer in a 1 mile radius

multifandom grandma hogging up the computer at the retirement home to argue online

The Greatest Day In Competitive Terraria - 49:38

white people be like I’m An Audiophile

audiophile guy named Derek

my mama won’t let me use the scholarship fund on the new gaming sofa i’ve been eyeing

watching a scary movie and crying the entire time because i don’t want him to go after me

homer simpson’s son is Fart

breaking my leg really badly in public

i just want chrome hearts and designer swag for my chuds

pronouncing L. Ron Hubbard like LeBron

i am not stuck in a backpack

my chud son won't stop showing the neighbors eric andre clips

i have to find the time gears

furry is math rock bro

you are now listening to the smooth sounds of Burping

naming my son frutiger aero

april fools is a dead holiday. no one even pranks anyone anymore they just fight online

i hope zachy the riolu’s doing well today and is the head of his own guild and didn’t turn evil and scary

how it feels

my chud son wants to hug the mascots at the used car lot

@ best buy getting so euphoric i start playing an air guitar solo

getting a full body massage at mcdonalds

my special interest is crying and punching the ground while yelling That’s Not Fair

this place reeks of rubber halloween mask

smooshing a Hostess CupCake in my chud son’s gaming keyboard

(old man voice) ever since i was a youth my biggest aspiration was to have a YouTooz figure made in my image

white people be like i’m ranked diamond in competitive Ultimate Chicken Horse

today’s wordle is POOPING

the rocketships are running out of fuel bro i think we’re done for

by golly white people just be doing shit yup yup

happy april bro

cleaning up a soda spill on my table with This and wringing it like a towel over the sink

super mario galaxy movie post-credits scene leak #fursuit #koopaling

an obsession with the past is like a deaaaaad flyyyy

the jokes write themselves

i decked my living room out like the Berghain and my wife thinks i'm weird and offputting

r/audiophile is full of healing