My nickname in college

How I feel when someone blocks me

Men will do literally anything except go to therapy. Unless it's with a robotics professor who you watched poop their pants the day before. #Survivor50

I've chosen a very bad time to become obsessed with Spanish wine varietals, olives and Iberico jamón, haven't I?

Charli xcx "360" cover from Vitamin String Quartet in the back half of the new Bridgerton season, I am deceased

I have read more textbook chapters & peer reviewed journal articles from Stanley Plotkin than I care to count, and if he's dismayed and disappointed then we truly are headed down a dark path with public health and modern vaccinology

Retired three of my ear piercings - my cartilage healing ability over the years has dropped and the one started seriously rejecting, so it was time to be a grown-up and get 'em handled. I will miss the daith though, my jewelry was SO PRETTY 😭

Survivor FIFTY is premiering - I need to put my retinol on again tonight because I have been alive to witness all the seasons - and I am *very* excited

Cronenberg's "The Shrouds" (2024) but slightly off in terms of the shape of the technological coffin, and markedly less sexual content

Nominal pickup fee to local Habitat for Humanity Restore WELL spent for them to come get all of the random light fixtures, etc. I took down in this house, and my old loveseat and coffee table ahead of replacement this week

I *love* whales. They and their porpoised cousins are so awesome. And they are soft (or at least, bottlenose dolphins are)

None of these words are in the Bible...

Raspberry Toaster Strudel, Fun-Yuns, and Lean Cuisine frozen dinners (especially the Macaroni and Cheese, Sesame Chicken, or Roasted Turkey Breast ones)

The Pitt got Isa Briones to sing in an episode - I need more showing of the cast's Broadway chops

Driving back from Raleigh around 1:30, was super emotional, pissed off, and just wanted to get home and sulk - it finally dawned upon me I had not *eaten anything nor had any caffeine* all day and was just hangry AF. I truly am a small cold-blooded animal that should just be on IV dextrose 24/7

I'm going to AMSTERDAM in May, LFG! For a work trip, so no getting into too much trouble/fun, but I am very excited to finally visit Continental Europe for the first time

Now that I own a home & am doing specific projects, I *very much* need a freaking power drill because trying to put screws in by hand (esp. sans pilot holes) SUCKS

Czechia cross country team looks amazing, but needs quadrupedal skis

Proof that the robonerds need to get outside in the real world & experience human contact, because this is a sorry-ass excuse for striptease/pole dance in any world, cybernetics aside

I cleaned the whole house, changed all my HVAC return filters, degreased the dishwasher & microwave filters (and figured out where the frakkin' charcoal filter is...) and scraped bird poo off one of my windows A tall German weissbeer and a prophy ibuprofen for my lower back/SI joint are in order...

Finally dragged my waffle maker out of the cabinet, as promised @thekenchilds.com, but I figured this was a good idea on this overcast Sunday morning

And creates a definitive chilling effect for anyone submitting to the FDA for vaccines going forward (and frankly for anything else) - if they don't "like" your drug/device, they will move the goalposts (and make you incur further costs, both in R&D and submission fees) until you give up

we are tired of being lied to

someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin

All exposure locations quite literally down the road from me, you have got to be kidding me...MMR BOOSTERS ALL AROUND

I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

It got a hair over 40° today with 60s expected tomorrow, my annual performance review went *very* well, my last window installs are finished, and it's still light out at 5:30pm 🌅 ! February is already making me quite a bit happier

just keep this going, we don’t need a second half of that anyway

This game has been a snooze fest imo, I'm watching the halftime show and then putting on either more Olympics coverage or one of the Oscar Best Picture movies I've not yet seen

Forgot to take my ground beef out of the freezer to make chili this evening, shiitttt

Even when Malinin makes an error, he can compensate by just throwing the oops combo onto one of his *extra* quad jumps, crazy territory So glad we do the Team Figure Skating before the individual competitions, it's so much better for the skaters to get the Olympic nerves out

Listen, I love the Gladiator and Moulin Rouge scores & the Carmen Suite as much as the next person, but we gotta put a quota on the use of them for figure skating programs It's gotten insipid, and I only compare their routine to previous versions, not the other competitors

i think 15 caleb wilsons could win a championship in any sport

Duck Fuke, as always Sorry not about knocking off that undefeated conference season

Durham Costco was a warzone - parking lot I think dropped into a circle of hell - and they've disappointingly cut down the wine section to make room for a whole section of beer/hard seltzer cases (still got Alexei, their wine manager, to slap a new bottle into my cart, so a win is a win)

Why did the racist head of The Racist Party post a racist meme on his racist website? No one is sure, but here's one white man's opinion.

Overdue for a Costco run to replenish all my paper goods, plotting my breakfast trip beforehand...green chile burrito, or donuts?

Garbage pickup was NOT delayed a day because of last weekend's winter weather, for which I was mistaken, so I have never ran so fast in such little appropriate attire to clear all my trash & put my bins outside

LMFAO 1) If you use AI in the courtroom, the judge is going to summarily dismiss your case in favor of ANYONE ELSE. The Legal scope of use for AI is limited and finite, as of now. 2) I eagerly await the Law & Order "ripped from the headlines" episode on this

Ten years ago?!?!...I'm buying some more retinol cream, smdh

Baked banana bread in the AM, shoveled the driveway, went sledding, and then watched an amount of TV and made homemade chicken-orzo soup from scratch. I am going to sleep SO well tonight

Melissa Villaseñor. #comics #art #cartoon #fuckice

Bridgerton & veggie bibimbap while (not so snowed-in) with a friend, not too shabby

Homeownership Year 1 Pros: painting everything colors I like, my own garage, a dishwasher that doesn't sound like a hurricane Cons: ice shoveling(!), troubleshooting your brand new washing machine and praying your fix works b/c potential flooding from your top floor would be less than ideal

Shoveled my driveway on my work lunch break - I need calories, that was *back breaking* and I now require a Costco sized bottle of ibuprofen. Fuck ice, both in the human and weather forms, seriously

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