In the morning I be reading notifications for last night’s posts like - “I SAID WHAATT??” I get why a lot of yall post & delete 😭

This heating pad, Hot Tea & Smooth Jazz combo, bouta take me off the map frrr 🥱🥱

“The worst thing she can say is no” But you’re at an orgy… and they all said no 🫠

I would simply become a Nunn- seeing as God wants to be the only one fu- *loses connection*

Ykw, I don’t think I’d ever eat again if I saw Egg Foo Yong and Truffle Butter under the same roof 🫨

FIVE?!?!?

Is this the swingers’ equivalent to “I got a rock 🪨😔”?? 😭

Tbh: a To-Go plate is the only reason I pulled up 😰 DASSIT!! 🙅🏽‍♀️

Harlem Nights ☀️😏

Real talk: this is bc a LOT of swingers or “open/ poly” relationships are really just toads tryna maximize the amount of tail they get, whole time the lady is the one who settled fr You wanna swing but you mad someone wants to sample your meal?? HOW SWAY?!? 🥴

Welp, I’m actually supposed to be up in a few short hours… That means it’s time to turn on my 12+ Alarms set in 30 minute intervals and pray I wake up on time! Good night you freaky frogs 😴😴😴

Sounds more like he’s taking advantage of these women while they’re under the influence 🫤

Ya’ll got my stomach hurting tonight !! 😂😭😂

Ayo some of ya’ll got some MEAN MEAT MISSILES on ya! 🥴 But absolutely ALL of you mfs are WHORES for freeing up your steaks like this… 👀 Now keep the sticks coming ! 🫣🤳🏽

Giving a new meaning to Tears of the Kingdom

Poundtown cosplay party

Yes! If you ain’t spitting, you ain’t hitting! -Signed, still not sharing toothbrushes!

Ion knooowww, bc a Libra man is the only one to EVER come close to out doing the doer: me- a Scorpio 💋

The black/brown people getting killed by ice vs white people getting killed by ice is getting crack vs opioid vibes.

Slap my ass on a penny & call me “Abe” bc if I’m being honest- 🗣️WE AIN’T EVER LINCOLN!! 👉🏽🚪🧎🏾‍♂️

Fighting off this imposter syndrome! Constantly reminding myself that I am deserving of good things! 🫂😴

Did I just see an ad for Kelly Rowland & Method Man costarring in a Rom-Com?? 👀🔥

So not only I’m dreaming of fish, but NOW my phone showing me adds for baby food??! Uh huh!!! Who is it!!? 🤨

If you can’t choose peace, you’ll keep choosing pain in different bodies.

Somewhere in the multiverse, I am the Spiderman known for her weak ankles 😮‍💨😔

Don’t listen to the haters, okay! I was hesitant to try them too, but now this is my go-to order. It always hits the spot, okay!? 🤤🫦❤️‍🔥

Cause that bitch gon NEED IT! 👏🏽

🗣️Blow ya head off ya neck like a DANDIE-LION 🔫🕺🏽🕺🏽

Yeaa, its akin to giving yourself a nickname & demanding everyone stick to it. Nobody finna call you T-dog, Peanut! *its always the niggas tryna rebrand from “peanut”

I just seen a small team of men running thru a parking lot, racing to their sprinter and lemme just say, I could tell by their runs who had the more seasoned joints 😂😂😂 Heard ALL clicks & pops from across the lot 😭😮‍💨

“Stop killing us” is viewed as radical, no matter how we make this statement Imagine having centuries of data to prove that one group is carrying the brunt of carrying out the most heinous shit imaginable and being told that wanting them away from you and yours is racist. The fuck is going on?

“How can the see the Epstein files and still support him?” The same way you saw Surviving R Kelly and still…nvm

Deadass bc if it was that important, you should’ve shown it ahead if time! Then! Maybe I’ll feel something about Jujitsu user #12’s death 🤣

Tell me why I be looking up mobility stretches for knee pain and wvery video is pretty much: “Does your knee hurt when you bend it? Well have you tried bending it more?? Here are 10 new directions you DIDN’T know your knee could bend!” 😒

Ya’ll know that saying, “its ugly til Rihanna decides its not.” ? Well, that goes for ASAP too. Bc lately he been looking kindaa 🫦😍 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yeaaa, thats right 🥵

This just in: For the first time in history, Bill Clinton is think of ways to get somebody OFF his dick!! 🤣🤣🤣

THEE Love Language 🥰

Same friend. Same 🥴😓

Side bar: I seen someone on here the other day suggest TT is a long term Industry Plant… How y’all feel about that? 🤔

Okay but can we all agree at the TOP of the list of Celebs we don’t fw, lives this trifflin heffa ??! J-HO, as my Dad calls her 😭

🗣️Shout out Stephanie Mills! 👏🏽 Who SHOULD’VE had the roll! 🤷🏽‍♀️

And when Jill Scott said, “or maybe we could just stfu ? 🤷🏽‍♀️” I felt that. 🥰❤️‍🔥 Can’t wait for the New Album 💕

And I will absolutely slay my mugshot pic 😘

*opens notebook* 1. Chris Pratt 2. Chris Pratt 3. Chris Prat 4. Awkwafina 5. Amy Schumer 6. Chris Pratt 7. Tiffany Haddish

Thank you 🤝🏽😭

So what is he *allegedly* has a “No Lose” clause in his contracts that sets him up to win every fight he films… WHICH we can argue is part of the reason Black Adam v. Superman never happened! This just reminded me of the mess he made in the DC Cinematic Universe. I’m upset now 😭😭😭

Yeaaa, when he was in WWE’s kitchen! Get him TF OUT the film studios!! 😤 Casting him is an indicator for a dying franchise. *cough cough* Fast & Furious! 👀