Its that time of the month! Yeeessss, my monthly contemplation to pivot & become a ✨Midnight Ballerina✨ Finna look thru my closet for possible uniforms 😭

Loop this to manifest more money fast af 😮‍💨

It's upsetting me and my homegirls that people claim to hate Bezos and Amazon, but shop at Whole Foods. Support unions but frequent Starbucks. Groceries, ok. I'll give you that. They are all horrible conglomerates. But coffee? You have so many options on where to spend that money.

Me as he goes up for the winning shot… What can I say? I’m a sore loser 🤷🏽‍♀️😭

Found InuYasha on Tubi…. Welcome back nostalgia, I missed you buddy! 🥹

It was too many of ya’ll on here today vouching for BANANA LAFFY TAFFY for ANYBODY to be talking crazy about these new Hennessy flavors! 🤔 Whatever happened to not yucking someone’s yum!?? 😀

Nahh, you don’t understand- I NEEEDD that Iced Tea bottle!!! I’m finna come outta retirement sooo QUICK!!

I LOVE my Capricorns DOWN but trying to cheer ya on when you think you’re “losing” is such a task! 😮‍💨 Bc the reality is you are THEE Boss of the Cosmos, NO ONE has it more together than you- and, in your mind, being 10 steps ahead means you are still failing?!! Get it together NEOOWW

Ykw? Sometimes… I wish I DID put my pussy lips on Live for a thousand dollars 😔

I’ve had the displeasure to share space with both, & if I HAD to choose between the two, I would gladly cannonball into the nearest volcano- butt ass naked, labia majora first! 🌋 Hope this helps 😀👍🏽

BITCHH why do they keep are making it hard to opt out capitalism 😭 I fear Universal may be seeing me this year 😮‍💨

Have any of yall seen the movie “I Love Boosters” and if so, how was it? I wanna go see it sooo bad & I feel like it’s not getting the promo it deserves. I just wanna hear more about it (no spoilers tho plsss)

Random head cannon: Hunter X’s Greed Island and Yu-Gi-Oh’s Duelist Kingdom are in fact thee same island. 💁🏽‍♀️

Why are young Chiropractors opting to look absolutely terrifying! 😭 They all built like Venom straight out the comics!! You not touching me til you put the creatine DOWN!! Pleaasee!

Ngl, this would ABSOLUTELY make me sell a lil piece of p- *loses connection*

My warning sign:

Meeting after meeting after meeting… 😩 Its ohkay tho, bc I know it will all pay off! 🙌🏽

I begrudgingly had some Pork this weekend, for the first time in YEAARRSS. Between that & these failed talking stages w the opposite sex, its safe to say my body is officially rejecting all forms of swine! 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

Thinking of everyone today xx 🤍

Me & Leann were BEST FRIENDS, but our separate friends acted real funny towards us. (So her other friends were shady to me & mines were shady to her) Eventually our communication eroded & we fell out. Booyy, WEE CRIED- together!! Present day, idc WHAT she did - Its Free Leann till its backwards!😢

Real talk: androgyny absolutely does it for me ❤️‍🔥🤤🥰

Been out the gym for a couple weeks, hyper-focused on Finals. Today is my first day back & bc I’m a glutton for punishment, I stepped on the scale… for “motivation” 😀 Turns out, I’m actually 6lbs down…. And I bet it was ALL muscle I lost 🥲 Welp back to the grind 🤦🏽‍♀️

During the act, I play this visual in my mind & recreate the audio in realtime. This & the tips Cardi used to give on IG really shaped the caliber of Head I keep in the arsenal! 😂😂😂

Absolutely! Fun Fact: a couple streets over from me lives a noticeably Latino family. Come election time, “Trump 2024” signs littered their yard. Thee SECOND, Trump amped up ICE & they started making rounds in OUR neighborhood, wouldn’t you know those signs disappeared in a flash! 😯

I’m actually glad you asked… Just met them this morning. They don’t know it yet, but we finna have a TIIIMMMEE 😈

Fuck them! Always love the skin you’re in bc you are beautiful- as is! 🥰 🫂 Ppl like that are usually projecting anyway, and become insanely bothered when they see someone they consider to be “lower on the totem pole” daring carry themselves with pride. 🤷🏽‍♀️

If I ever have kids, I’m gonna mix up ALL major lore & give prominent figures the wrong names For example, Jesus & Dracula WILL be swapping stories! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Update: my tank was just under a quarter tank, and $20 didn’t even let it kiss the half mark 🤬💣💥

If you know we bouta leave the house in 15 minutes, WHY on EARTH would you initiate a phone call which is guaranteed to take AT LEAST 45 MINUTES

Rewatching Leprechaun in the Hood and- Did this really scare ya’ll? 👀

This looks like if Epstein & Christian Bale procreated 🫨🫪

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🗣️ Dare he, who hath not been Squidward, cast the first stone! 👏🏽

Rewatched Rugrats in Paris & when Chucky finally got his new Mommy?!! I just-

This week I had a breakdown bc I thought my bass was badly warped. Tonight I took me an eddie & learned about Truss Rod, Actions & Reliefs!😮‍💨 This is Persephone AKA Big Mama Bass & she now has a second chance at life 🥰🫂

Hi, I’m the friend ✋🏽 and I need some help to finish funding my Study Abroad Program. 🫣 So instead of Trickin’ this month, consider contributing those spare funds to help a young student (me) go overseas for an opportunity of Study & Advancement! 🙌🏽🔥 gofund.me/c13927077

I have a bit of a need for some mutual aid, ya’ll gon block me if I post a GoFundMe? Asking for a friend 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

This what I see when I stand up too fast 😵‍💫 #lowiron 🫠

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Last white girl personally, I seen come in w/ braids got FRIIEEDD, and even when she took them out (which was so mf quick) we called her MopHead still she quit 😂🤭

Ykw I HAVEN’T heard during Meg’s break up?? That “you should choose better men,” bs! Meg gave that cold tortilla a chance and he STILL wasn’t shit! Has this case proven that it might, in fact, be all men?

Ain’t ever blocked someone so QUICK in my mfing LYFFEEEE- NO -you can’t come back!!

I canNOT hear the name Katrina without- 😭

Oop! Love that for him 😭

When I type “🙌🏽🔥” this is what I envision:

Me waiting til I have only 3 hours left to start a multi-page Final Paper… bc my pen game just ain’t the same w/o that rush of procrastination adrenaline

Let the record show, the only person I am TRULY jealous of is whoever got a piece of 90’s Maxwell! 👁️🫦👁️

My Cerebrospinal Fluid is itching… This must be what it feels like when the brain is expanding.

Look at him, he’s blasted rn!! 🫵🏽 Come to think of it… I don’t think we’ve ever seen him sober 👀

Ya’ll heard how Mary felt about her Burger King commercial?? 👀 And would you agree?