Ya’ll… my Higher Self figured out how to reach me thru my Maladaptive delusions. 👀🙈😭 Idk if I should be proud or worried…

Feeling myself like I lost my keys.

I need this on my timeline by sunrise. PLEASE 🔥🙌🏽

And NO MATTER the region, or common misconceptions, ALL accounts agree that Zeus could NOT keep it in his pants 🌚🌝😂

Type shit 😂😭

I was tryna be grown today & called my local DMV four- count it- FOUR FUCKING TIMES. And I NEVER got to speak to A SINGLE person. Apparently when the queue is too long the phone just say “Looks like you called us, haha, no thank you!” And hangs up. 😤

Theres ppl who DON’T like hush puppies?? Show yourselves & be shown out! 🚪👋🏽💥

I survived my teenage years… to now live thru this shit?? I can’t believe this isn’t skit 😒 Can we bring back stoning ppl to death.

Woaah, have we found out who’s keeping the lights on at Arby’s already? So many questions, such little time 😂

And it’s FAR too long of a wait when I paid a Streaming Subscription fee & NOT for basic Cable 😮‍💨😡😮‍💨

L'esprit de l'escalier

You have such a beautiful Pup! 😍🥰💕

This weekend has been so gloomy & rainy, out of nowhere! But its okay- homemade Ginger & lemon tea for the win! 🥰🔥

Additionally, I think Hollywood was eerily quiet during the trial bc they were unsure of the outcome & scared to come forward w/ their stories, which I’m sure echoed Cassie’s experiences. Had any of those COWARDS come forward, Diddy would’ve undoubtedly gotten more time. Too many stayed quiet. 😡

Rest, recharge, and ground yourself during this holiday season

A lot of men like the idea of a woman they’re attracted to, or they want to find a way to mold her into the woman he wants her to be. When you call it out, they be like, aye man you doing too much. Nah nigga you thought I was stupid & I’m about to show you better than I can tell you that I’m not.

They do say an idle mind is the devil’s playground! 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pro tip for the Ladies: overbook your schedule, leave NO TIME for a man to play withcha! 💯

Welp, ykw Juvenile said: “That outside dick keeps them hoes sick!” 😭 *Non-derogatory of course 👀😂💕

I ghosted this man REAL good ‘bout three months ago- I mean REALLY ignored tf outta him… Guess who just slid back into my messages, unprovoked? 🤔 Soooo… he gets NO PLAY, correct? Bc should you not have other options than to wake the dead?? 👻👀

🗣️ WHILE I’M AT IT: Jennifer Hudson Sing Loud = “She don’t know nothing ‘bout music & singing !” Teddy Swims Sing Loud = “Hollup, brotha got soul!?” Do we hear ourselves sometimes? 😒🤷🏽‍♀️

Ahh, the perfect segue to mention how Fatphobia & anti-blackness are related! Meghan T. Big= Body positivity & inclusivity Lizzo Big= Promoting obesity & bad decision making (got a South Park Ep ridiculing her) Both loose weight- one got praise, can you guess who? And in this essay I will…

Indeed will deadass email you MONTHS after submitting an application JUST to tell you you ain’t got the job. Like, “Btw, 🫵🏽YOU AIN’T SHIT🖕🏽🤪”

and then after all that when Puff went back to Harlem to do some pseudo PR before he got arrested, as soon as he got away from them you can hear the absolute disgust he has for Black people in that car clip. There is a message in that.

Strangle 🗒️✍🏽And Eat? 🗒️✍🏽 🤔 Not really a fan of cannibalism, but I like the first portion of this strategy. 🧐 Cataloging this for later😌😂

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

I’m upset I’ve fallen for Subscription Streaming services once more. I PAID for FULL ACCESS & AD FREE CONTENT! WHYY must I STILL Press a Skip button AND wait a full week for ONE NEW EPISODE?!! And they said cable tv is dead😒🤬

You are not an introvert; you are inconsiderate. You aren't blunt; you're a bitch. Start thinking before you speak because you are an idiot. Stop letting your fear of being hurt block you from making a new friend or partner. If you throw rocks and hide your hand, get the fuck away from me.

MAGA is pushing so hard for this, bc they wanna see how far they can misinterpret & contort the Constitution to their liking! I would also argue this sets the stage for them to eventually *attempt to* strike down the 14th Amendment altogether! 🗣️This has always been about putting us back in chains

On my final one as we speak! 👏🏽🔥 Thank you God! 🙌🏽

"You handled it so well." No. I didn't. I went insane, lost spark, bled in silence, shattered in private, and wore a smile that lied better than any mask could. But no one noticed or gave a fuck. Now the person that you see today, is here to stay.

I’m a Sativa girly 100%! Indicas melt me & I literally turn into this exact D.A.R.E. commercial- in the worst way! 😬

What we in here talm ‘bout today? 👀

They really said “If it ain’t white, it ain’t right!” 😭😮‍💨😭

Soon as me and the big booty stripper lock eyes .

The lesson of 2025

I’ll say it: I LOVE me a good ole WHite pizza! 🤷🏽‍♀️🔥🍕 I’m talking WHite sauce, Ricotta, spinach, maybe some chopped chicken & bacon! 😋 W/ a side of Buffalo Sauce!? 👩🏾‍🍳🤌🏽🤤

When we were kids, my brother had a seemingly weird one-sided beef w/ Diddy & he NEEDED to tell anyone who would listen that “Diddy is the Devil.” Thats ALL he would say, he had no reasons, no supporting arguments. We never met the man… He just KNEW. 👀😭😮‍💨

Looking at YOU🫵🏽 Live Action Moana! 👀

Your daily reminder that Whitney Houston’s “Saving All My Love” was written about THIS Jackson Brother 😒

My ONLY complaint about the cooler Seasons (Fall & Winter) is my sinuses like to randomly drain when I step into a warm room. Now I gotta a little sniffle going & I’m getting side eyed like I’m bringing the plague back 😓🥶 🤦🏽‍♀️

Hey!

This just reminded me that I’m online talking to strangers I never met, who can be ANYWHERE in the world! Bc theres no way you’re on here over 70 years old 😂😅😮‍💨

I’ve said this for YEARRS!! If you do it with the opposite sex, its not homo!! 😮‍💨 And I’ve still yet to meet a man to match my freak & let me slip a pinky in his backdoor!! I respect boundaries tho 🤷🏽‍♀️ Just sayin, these men are fake freaks fr! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Is there a “Yearly Wrapped” where I can see what kind of Books ya read this year, ranked perhaps?? I want some Reading recs lowkey 👀 Matter fact - go ahead & gimme your top 3-5 Books you read this year 🗒️✍🏽👀

And interest CAN be lost in a Blink, so tread carefully! 💯🤷🏽‍♀️ 😮‍💨

*waves to the vasectomy section of the chat*

I also think these singers are scared to look ugly while serving TRUE Vocals. Everybody wanna look cute 100% of the time. 🤷🏽‍♀️ But when you’re REALLY putting in work, you might look a lil crazy- and THATS OKAYY! 🗣️ Let your passion for the music take over & bring back Stank-Face singing👏🏽 😌

Why is leveling up sooo scarryyy? FRIGHTENING! (Imma do it anyway)😓🫣 Asking for more out of life- THEN receiving the blessing be shivering me timbers, foreal! 🤯🔥🔑 #blessedandhighlyfavored 🙌🏽