I’m the pyrotechnic of my family. This means ANY lighter can become a Crackhead lighter if I am left alone with it for too long 🔥🤠

Freeze time OR this:

An Orca. Bc I DO wanna know whats hidden in the ocean…. And I hear they are kinda like the Kingpins of the Monster Soup 👀

When someone in a TALL ass vehicle pull far up on the side of me while I’m tryna turn in my lil two door… you are blocking my view & for what!!? You can already see above me dickhead!!!

Closure is a sham! Pattern recognition so good, I can fill in the blanks anyway! Now getsta steppin!!

Stretching out under the Sun for 5 minutes minimum! ☀️🙆🏽‍♀️ Remind myself where my feet are before the day starts

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My supreme comfort show:

I avoid them like the plague. For I must stay focused- all else is distraction! - me no need! 🙅🏽‍♀️

After suddenly getting really interested in Astronomy & Quantum Physics, I am working on a personal theory involving Multiverses, timeline shifts, and possibly Quantum “entanglement” (?)

Random 2am’s when I’m rummaging thru my closet for possible ✨Midnight Ballerina✨ uniforms. I’m one bad day away from paying those house fees & doing sumn strange for a piece of change 😮‍💨

You got me, in middle school, I had THREE pairs of those Plaid shorts that stopped right above the knee- in different colors ✋🏽👁️👄👁️🤚🏽

What SZA said: “I might forgive it, I won’t forget it” 🤷🏽‍♀️

“Damn, thats crazy.” Bc its not crazy at all…. It’s actually well within reason… You’re just hard headed & didn’t listen when I told you how it was gonna play out. Now git from meee, abeg!!

OR or oorr! A Weeping Willow, bc they lowkey dance like Lil Kim ✨

If I were a tree, I’d be a tall Palm tree, so I could wave in the wind 💨🌴

You know, ya’ll can always send a lil change my way. 😏 Cashapp is pinned to my page 😘

I wanted to circle back just to tell you all how I have been delaying the rest of this series bc everyday I picked up THIS book, I cried- about everything! I REALLY wanna tackle the other two, but can my heart take it? 🥺

Sometimes I forget how wild this app is, and I carelessly open it in public. Never change, any of you 😘

Roses are red Feathers are light Why, during Iran negotiations, were the PRESIDENT and SECRETARY OF STATE at a UFC fight??????

Its okay tho! Bc its nice when the trash takes itself out! 🫂💖

Also, sometimes, “-oop. I’m gettin there.”

Some variation of: “Hold up, it’s too much going on. Get away from me plz”

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If I click on someone’s IG story & I see it was posted a literal minute ago… I block them…for at least a week… Bc theres no way in HELL imma let you think I be lurking on your shit! 😭🫠

My favorite Adrenaline rush, you ask? Oh, yk… just reading an entire book AND writing up a fully cited analysis within the same 24hrs bc that paper is due… tonight! Don’t worry tho, I got it done 🫠

Ya’ll ever heard a Non-native (to FL) white say “jit?” 🙄 Like nails on a chalkboard, I stg 😵‍💫

Purple is a fall color. It’s the middle of may!!

They reminds me of how I had a crush on Lil Fizz fromm B2K when I was younger…. I now know that I like Women! 🤠❤️‍🔥

Neeeded suumm RICOOOLLAAS, 🗣️ Stepped in C- VEE - EESSSS 🔥

Men don’t understand just how lucky they are that Coleman Domingo isn’t Straight 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥🥺

Since ‘05 😭😮‍💨😮‍💨

Girl, hush! Bc word on the curb is you knew Jefferey BEFORE your bitch ass husband and him & Maxwell had some hand in your union with said Cheeto Puff. (I partially think you were likely trafficked to the Mis-colored Michelin Man, but if you gonna LIE to our faces, it’s FUCK YOU TOO GIRL!)

Prefer to think of myself as more of an anti-hero, but yes.

To my fellow Conspiracy Theorist, Do we think “Project Looking Glass,” is referring to one large high powered Telescope pointing into space… seeing through Spacetime into the future??

Finally!! Someone who acknowledges ATLA as an anime!! ❤️‍🔥👏🏽🙌🏽 I bow to you!! Thank you!!!

If we in the car together, I’m behind the wheel, and you hear a small “skrrt skrrt” pass my lips- Gon ahead and hit one of these right quick 🫣😂

I have a confession: I believe in Gods (ALL of em) AND Aliens! 😰 Logistics are not clear, but in my canon, they ALL exist!! I also believe there is at least ONE Kraken sleeping somewhere at the bottom of the ocean… The universe is too vast to believe just one thing! 😮‍💨

Soooo, if I type ebony in the search bar, WHYY TF would Sarah-Ann Ashley be in the first several videos??? 🤨

🗣️Peter piper picked a peppperrr

When it comes to an “Anti-Christ” are we sure there would be just one? 🤔

Black history festival •unsung figures •what's in your backyard/family tree •amplifying the arts •ancestors' guide book--things they knew that we can use today

Ya’ll seen the clip where none of those astronauts wanted to talk to 🍊he who shall not be named🍊?? 😂😭😂 Dead silence… ✨In space✨

🗣️ She-Hulk & (most importantly) Moon Knight deserved more!

Niggas…..

As someone who really struggled to kick energy drinks (I’m FINALLY CLEAN 😮‍💨🙌🏽) they are 100% addicting! Not saying they should be outlawed, but those companies NEED more restrictions & regulation 🙄

I swear I muttered the word “taxes” ONCE, now all if sudden Turbo Tax ads are all my devices know 🫨

Those “No Kings” protests worked beautifully, white people.  Bravo

Ohhh the smells to be smelled on a rainy day at a PWI 😷 What an unfortunate time to have a nose😪