I may find it difficult to remain benign while discussing the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate, (as any person with an average or above IQ would be privy to know) the men would, in lamens terms, "curbstomp" the gorilla.

"But a billion is a big number" is the single most primitive argument in the lion's favor. Are you willingly choosing one billion standard, highly limited predators against a pantheon of at least 1,025 creatures, some of which can destroy continents, and some of which can alter the universe...?

Cerebral Fact: There is a small section of your brain known as the Amygdala, and is used primarily for controlling and regulating emotion, particularly fear, aggression, etc. Strangely, the name comes from the Greek word amygdale, which means "almond", due to the mass resembling that of an almond.

Cerebral Fact: The Id is one of three central branches of the human psyche, and is primarily responsible for every primitive urge and instinct you possess. If it weren't for the Ego and Superego, the Id would have you relentlessly acting on every irrational impulse in your life, without restraint.

The latest Minecraft movie trailer appears to be romanticizing child labor. Say what you will about what little past the veil of enticement Hollywood has allowed us to behold, but I'm sure anyone can admit that the idea of a small, naive, loyal and ultimately dispensable servant is quite appealing.

The test appears to have been rigged against my favor. I am, and have always been, quite certain that I bear both a personal and physical resemblance to that of the common male. There must have been some kind of slip-up; how unprofessional.

Perhaps not everyone shares this opinion, but I believe that I would make a far better president than Trump and Harris combined. I understand that for some, this may come off as a radical take, but what YOU must understand: is that I do not care.

Still thinking about how I'm better than you.

Thinking about how I'm better than you.