shocking! man who has been putting off showering finally takes a shower and feels human again! who knew!

forever confused by the fact that the father who raised me on SOAD and Rage is now somehow a staunch conservative....how does that even happen? is this like a gen x dad phenomenon?

i was just thinking back to before i deleted tiktok and...the "big back" trend was just fatphobic, right? and i didn't see anyone saying smth about it? i think we were just being made fun of? or maybe im too sensitive (have been accused of such before)

being in love is so unserious because wdym it's only been 4 hours since ive seen you and already i am about to shatter under the weight of your absence?? the fuck??

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Clubs and bars are out. Let's open a late night Bookstore where you can silently mingle, drink tea, and read into all hours of the night.

can't wait! hope to see some of yall!

you guys im so pissed this is substandard copper

avoiding the sweater curse by fucking up my s/o's gifts in ways that the universe itself cannot predict

braving my butterfly phobia to be freed from ads and bots and generally terrifying people