Facebook is constantly recommending me "New Friends" on facebook and all of them are female profiles between the age of 20 and late 30s, most of which I do not know irl and are either random or were thurst accounts breaking TOS. To whichever god governs the internet: Can you cut the crap please?

What is the best type of pie your Grandmother can make? Mine is Shepard's Pie

@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social Caught someone reading my Dragonatomy book...

Another year, another day without a Valentines... At least I'm going to dinner tomorrow.

Why does Crayfish cost $160 for me at a Restraunt?

Following the annexation of the newly intergrated 51st State, in partnership with the US Army, RobCo Industries created a new line of arctic-resistant Pipboys to work in below-zero tempretures and in the harshest climate conditions. Grab yours now for $27,999.95 at your local Food Shelter today!

My birthday is in 12 days, and I legitimately do not know what to do...

Woke up on less than 6 hour of sleep and I wish to melt into a puddle and flow down a drain

Everyone says they're your Right hand man. But what about your Left hand man? Or right or left hand Woman? Or Person? Or Chupacabra?

I had a whole pack of Vodka Mudshakes. Feel like imma melt into hades. God today sucks... Hope you are all doing better than I am

For the past 3-4 days now I have been unable to watch Twitch on PC. Its not my router, its not memory, cashes, extentions, or anything the internet says to fix it. Every browzer is like this, restarting it has done nothing, and I do not know what to do. Does anyone know how to fix it?

@hytale.bsky.social It has been... 6 years since I saw this trailer. In that time, I finished school, got a job, celebrated my 21st birthday, and became an Uncle. I am so excited to play this gamw for the first time.

Anyone here interested in playing a Fallout TTRPG?

Got 2 hours before Australia get access to the 2026 script draft. Any requests to what ya want changed? My request is for a 343 Industries / Halo to be Disolved and for Microsoft to loose the Halo IP to public domain verdict

Its now December 25th for me at 12:15 am. With that being said...

#DnD #HotTake Spellcasters should be Nerfed system wide to facilitate 3-4 combat encounters a day. This include nerfing all spell damage, reducing the total number of spell slots, making cantrips scale based on class level instead of total level, among various other nerfs I cannot fully articulate.

What should I get for lunch? I have D&D in less than an hour, and I won't have time to make food cause D&D Prep

Pineapples, bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pumpkins, and pomegranates are ALL considered berries. But strawberries are NOT considered berries...

Anyone here wanna play Vintage Story with me? I get lonely sometimes...

The yearly plague of my people has arrived and has cursed me with the blight of infection. It is time to consult the ancient tombs of unfamitable knowledge to procure the alchemical concotion required to cure my aching body of this deadly pathogen.

Shout out to fatal_love_xo for making this amazing artwork for me. Send her some love, and if you love their art, consider commissioning her for some amazing work. (Their commissions are currently open ;) ko-fi.com/fatallovexo

Content Creaters should be able to choose which adds are played on their channel on a Case by Case basis or based on broad cattagories. Eg: If they dont support Gambeling, then their Twitch or YouTube channels won't have it appear. Food for thought.

To all of my 18 followers, listen up. This amazing art was made by Alexikit on Vgen. Follow them. Commission them for art if you can. And send them Love and Praise. If you don't, I'll stop sending cute animal pictures into your DMs. Now GO! DO IT! GOOO-! Link: vgen.co/alexikit_

@theardentmelody.bsky.social I predicted 10k on your stream today. And I got paid out HANDSOMELY for it XD "My Faith is my Shield"

Random DM: "Hey. I am an indie artist, and I wanted to know if you wanted to commission me for some-" My Honest Reaction:

Me when I get up in the morning

I've come to make an announcement. @animewolf0080.bsky.social called me a cat and not a big cat. I am offended beyond belief and to dispel this myth of me being a small cat, here is a pic of me to prove that I am a big and strong cat!

I Cast: 'Pasta of Hungar!'

Someone bullied me for not making a Pride Month post, so here's my official post: I love the LGBTQIA+ community. All my friends are apart of the community, and if anyone were to fuck with them, imma fuck you up so bad you won't be considered Straight anymore (For Legal Reasons that's a Joke)

Any of you nerds here happen to know an artist who can do fantasy stuff? I need some work done on a budget. Note: My money is worth 2/3rds of the USD + Taxes

I wish every night was as beautiful as this one

I spent over 4 hours today making D&D Homebrew for a total conversion mod of the Ranger Class. Mad respect to anyone who writes for a living. I do not know how I'd cope with it.

The Frostvale is home to many creatures. From Bears, to big Cats, Wolves... Raptors? Belive it or not, Dinosaurs, like those found on the Chultan Peninsula, has been spotted on many occasions. Take this sketch from one a local Ranger, a Tabaxi, who saw one first paw! #DnD#WorldBuilding#Frostvale

Like Icewind Dale, the Northvale Passage is plagued with crevices, often exceeding a hundred and sixty feet in depth. These crevices are also often buried under a thin layers of pacted snow. Meaning one wrong step could send you and your party plummeting to your deaths. #DnD#WorldBuilding#Frostvale

Very few things survive here in the Frostvale. Grass does not grow, and what trees remain do not flower or bare fruit. The mega-fauna here is terrifying. Polar Bears average 12 ft tall and reach over 2000 lbs. But don't take my word for it. See for yourself, traveler. #DnD#WorldBuilding#Frostvale

Found buried in the archives of the House of Knowledge in Netherwinter, this atlas serves as the only known map of the Northvale and its surrounding geographic features. A note on the back reads, "Compiled and Sketched by Bjornson Grimforge. Marpenoth the 16th, 1339 DR"

It is midnight on Ches the 19th, 1492 DR. After departing from Neverwinter 54 days ago, navigating the brutal moving seas beyond Icewind Dale's reach, the Tormentor’s Malorum, an ice breaker ironclad created by the Grimforge Mining Company has finally run aground 2-miles offshore amidst a blizzard.

Give me a random topic prompt, and there is a 95% chance I know something related to that topic. Terms and Conditions Apply

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