Allez Felix!!

That’s a weird one Facebook

In the spirit of welcoming our neighbours here is a tip on speaking Saskatchewanese. Their provincial government calls lunch dinner and dinner supper. (I know this is common in parts of Manitoba too - my grandparents did the same thing).

Finally wrapped up all the estate stuff today. 18 months later for a relatively uncomplicated estate. Anyway playing solitaire with a glass of rye at the cottage. Mom would approve.

My cousin texted me to say she wants to give me a cribbage board that my great grandfather made as a cottage warming present and I did not otherwise know such a thing existed but obviously this is a top 10 lifetime gift.

Wherein the National Post discovers that the PM likes Canadian art. The horror! nationalpost.com/news/here-is...

Re: Carney’s major projects list. Is the PMO aware that “significant” does not necessarily mean “good”?

Still pretty good for downtown considering all the light pollution

Not too shabby Winnipeg

SAD lamp gonna earn its keep this week

Honestly I would watch an outdoor soccer winter league (on television).

We bought a cottage at Grand Marais and took possession this weekend

My car window got smashed at 1pm today while it was sitting on the mechanic’s lot after getting winter tires put on. Nothing stolen. No one hurt. Just an angry person with a hammer smashing things for kicks. But now I have hours of police reports, insurance claims and repairs to deal with (sigh).

Oof the St Boniface stench is at 11 today and drifting into the east exchange

I may have been prescient because attending the Jets game on the weekend required me to transfer my tickets from the ticketmaster app to the Jets app (sigh).

I dunno if Mamdani will be any good as mayor but he is a brilliant charismatic communicator who isn’t smothered in decades of Stench from the kind of scandals that turn people off from politics so if he has a few smart policy people around him maybe that’ll work out.

EXPLORING PARTICIPATION IN EUROVISION ?!? Give a raise to whatever queer staffer snuck that one in there. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Are any of the numerous “the Blue Jays World Series Run united Canada” columns I see written by someone living West of Thunder Bay? Like I know there are lots of Jays fans in the west but the “we’re all united now” schtick seems peculiar to central Canada

Kinda unfair the Dodgers have the best pitcher in the universe if you ask me.

Yamamoto is the final boss the Jays just couldn’t beat.

It seems impossible and yet my cold Manitoba heart somehow feels a bit of sympathy for Toronto.

Hey remember when the Jays were a pop fly away from winning the World Series. Those were good times

Oh great my Sportsnet on AppleTV just shit the bed. Wonderful service they charge you for.

I am no baseball scientist but I don’t think that walk was a good idea

I need an air fryer because my oven will not cook my stress-tater-tots quickly enough for this game

This game has everything! Terrible strike zones Game winning home runs that are 10 feet short (twice!)

Next pinch hitter

AppleTV pushing MLS notifications to me in the middle of the ninth of game 7 🤣

Barger is larger

Joe Carter pinch hit at bat coming up

Oh dear

Rainbow Resource Centre Gala #sparkles

Vlad gets it. #LetsGoBlueJays

Gays for Brad

Gays for Gabe

Half of me is “blue jays gonna choke.com” and half of me is

Well I had a feeling walking to get to Betts wasn’t ideal but at least it wasn’t a grand salami

Mookie Betts disrespect Meter is at 11

BF and I bought a cottage! Aaaaaand cue various govts & legislation not knowing what to do with us: No we aren’t married No we don’t live in the same principal residence Yes my entire family thinks of him as family Yes pls call him if I am sick or injured Yes my 1/2 of the cottage is his if I die

Got my Halloween costume sorted.

Some people plan their Halloween costumes weeks or months in advance and some other people try to find a place downtown to sell them a white sun visor for their last minuteTed Lasso costume at 3:15pm on Halloween. (I’m some other people)

I did not get the gay Halloween gene but Haopy Halloween to all who celebrate!

Trump gonna sign an executive order that if you win an 18 inning game it counts as two wins. Series tied!!!!

Me in the early smartphone era: OMG apps are so fun! There’s one that makes a candle on your phone! Download all the apps! Me, today: I swear to God if you make me download your app to use your service I will cancel you forever.

Car alarms are one of those things that for every minute they operate to successfully deter a theft there are >10,000 minutes where all they do is irritate the sh*t out of everyone within a 3 blocks radius.

I will stay up past midnight for the Twins but not the Doug Fordjays. Good night and good luck Jays fans.

FINISH THEM JAYS

Sorry Sportsnet panel that is too much colour for midnight on a mondayv

Ball 4 - oh wait never mind

Well yes he was safe. Might get overturned by a Trump executive order tomorrow though.