A friend said, “Wrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!

Going to dinner!

Can you imagine calling yourself an “alpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.

Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫶

Good morning, boys!

✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year 1) Photo 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series/Video Game

Dinner anyone?

The load I just shot inside of him

I would be a very anxious prostitute!

Someone take my phone away! I just liked one of my crush's entire timeline. 🫣

Just gave my hubby a belated Christmas blowie and an ass-eating of a lifetime!

Drop someone SCREAMING 😱

Time to Work off that Christmas fluff!!

I should take a few shots before the 2nd half of this day starts!

So many of my family members just asked me, “Who is that singing?” I am so disappointed right now.

We had a family portrait contest. I'll send a nude to anyone who can guess which one I did. 😜

Off to my Mammy and Pappy's house!

Getting to watch my 2-year-old niece on Christmas morning is restoring my faith in humanity!

Merry Christmas to all the good and naughty boys!!! 😇😈

On the road

Christmas Eve gym session

The only item of clothing I am wearing right now is a beanie! 🤭

Very sleepy after his haircut!

New coffee shop!

The Legs / The Face

Oops

Think it is time to shave my beard!

Time to relax!

This is my get away vehicle

How I flirt.

If I like something you posted daysssss ago, just know there were a ton of other posts I wanted to like. I had to stop myself because I didn't want to come off hella thirsty!

About to go look at some Christmas lights!

I haven’t bought a single Christmas gift yet

Hairy buns! Chefs kiss!

Vodka, Beach, Friends Alright, besties! Who wants to hang out in 2025?

Went exploring tonight!

post 4 selfies or photos of you from 2024 that you like/love let’s get some self-love in the house 💚

Slams laptop shut until next year!

Need to be kissing boys right now!

Why is my hand here and not yours?

Facts! I am baby!

Started a new show called Dark Matter on Apple TV and I am hooked!

Come sit on Santa’s lap!

I’ve spoken to my doctor and there is no cure. He stated that giving/taking three loads a day will keep the horniness away. Any volunteers?

Being attracted to men is a disease!

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to make snow with 7-year-olds!

I hit the snooze button one too many times!

Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app This one right here!

Let me ride that mustache

What is one supposed to wear to PT?