Press these idiots on the rapture happening the 23 of 24 (Jesus wasn't sure? He have a potential date with a hottie the 23rd?). If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.

First amendment "You're a fascist!" Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you." Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."

Every judge in America sounds like the teacher in any Peanuts cartoon. Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.

I'm looking forward to when people finally realize the Epstein files ARE the distraction. Last I checked tRump is president and nothing incriminating will be released while he is. Oh, and since he's an authoritarian he will also suspend elections thus he'll remain "president" until he dies.

I say we start a country where to be admitted you have to pass a self awareness test. Crows can be a part of government and most conservatives can't get in.

So, video games are played by mostly teenage boys. Like in the high 90's percentage. And they are the ones growing up and bitching about not getting laid? Seriously? Well done capitalism.

For those who voted for Trump, here's my ask. When the civil war starts, you need to be on the front lines and take the first bullets. Thanks in advance. It's the least you can do.

I kind of wonder where billionaires will get their money when we all don't have any to give? And how much are they budgeting for security? They will definitely need it.

Why TF am I getting so many posts of bare chested men? Random hunting? I block every one of them. Damn.

I'll bet anything Trump never gets a headache.

They all know he'll be dead some day (soon?). They are all drunk on power and when he is dead they will blame him 100% for everything. And in the meantime during the blame game they won't undo a damn thing he did.

Republicans don't believe tRump's lies. They just go along to stay in power. Kind of like when your wife says something mean about you at a party and you don't correct her because, you know, you want to get laid later.

Hey Canadians. If I travel to your country and say mean things about your politicians will you detain me? Please? For say, twenty years?

Simple question; why is it okay for some people to rape children but not others? Asking specifically people of religion. Oh wait. No. That's okay in the Bible. Okay, asking people who agree with current laws.

Thugs show up at Obama's house to arrest him. "We're here to arrest you for treason!" "Your boss gave presidents immunity. Go away." "Crap..."

I agree the US will never be the same after we abolish the current fascist regime. But Germany did it after WWII. They became a better place to live than the US. It only took them 20-30 years. So fuck, I guess my kids will have a decent place to live. I'll be dead by then. Dammit...

DirectTv just called and because I'm such a good customer they have a great deal on Paramount+ I was not kind...

I swear. Some Republikkkans must think that AFTER they make the US a theocracy they can start being Christian. "We have to do what it takes to get to a theocracy. We'll ask for forgiveness then."

How much shit will MAGA give when Maxwell is unalive? Could it be a turning point? Nah, there's still lots of Kool-Aid in the bucket.

Are there any generals in DC that have the balls to stop Dementia Don from deploying nukes? Unless we're struck first by those penguins in Antarctica. Then screw them.

Looks like Bolosnaro has a pee tape as well.

Name a fascist regime that wasn't overthrown by violence. Be prepared.

WWIII cast will follow WWII and be as follows; The US will play the part of Fascist Germany. NK will play Japan, and Russia will be Italy. The EU will liberate the Axis of Evil but the twist is mostly conservatives will be soldiers for the US and thus Liberals will finally have a nice country.

So why aren't those people recording armed, unidentified people in masks kidnapping other people calling the police and reporting a kidnapping??

From now on when I mean someone is exceptionally stupid I'm calling them "Trump stupid".

Why the hell are the two man-babies so quiet? What's not going on? I'll bet they were both given a time out.

I love seeing one post about someone that was "bone sawed" and the next post about a city that knows how to party. Whiplash proximity.

What are the rules for seeking asylum in Canada? Is America fascist enough yet? Please?

How can I get more emails from Renewal by Anderson? I only get 3-4 a day.

How's Instagram looking these days? I just got about fifteen emails from them. They must be hurting. Good. Zuckerfucks can go fuck himself.

I really wish Renewal by Anderson would send me more emails. The 8-10 a week right now isn't nearly enough. Their products must be made in China and they are panicking. Ha!!!

Let everything happen to you Beauty and Terror Just keep going No feeling is final -Rainee Maria Rilke

Florida wants children working again because they're kicking out immigrants. Felon47 wants to eliminate social security. What will all the SS recipients do for income? Well, look at all those job openings. I guess I'll be picking apples when I'm in my 80's. I'll buy a gun before then however...

I have a great idea. Let's get fElon to buy Amazon. We can all short the stock and be rich!

Why the fuck am I suddenly getting pics of nearly nude muscle heads? I need to change my pic...

So the Weiss law firm pledged $40 million to tRump. They should tell him their rates $40 million an hour for convicted felons.

I really wish astronomers would find another earth destroying asteroid. We need a glimmer of hope.

Woohoo! The US has dropped to 24th on the World Happiness Report recently released. Finland is on top, again, for the eighth year in a row. But, but, I thought socialism was evil? Maybe, just maybe...

Ha ha ha!! It looks like most of the SSA offices Elon Putz shut down are in conservative states and towns. That immigrant truly is terrible.

Damn. Seems like most people on here is gripe about something, cross their arms, drop their head, and jut out their lower lip. Someone point me to an account that offers solutions.

Well, that idiot Stephanie Lovins was fired after writing on the receipt that she wished tRump would deport the waiter. FAFO MAGA. "Someone stole my credit card!" Pathetic. I wonder when tRump will hire her as a personal assistant?

tRump opened his mouth about crypto and it's rising fast. So excited to see the crash!

Two men in Indonesia were caned in public for having sex with each other. "Our sex life is boring" "I have an idea..."

I don't understand why the Menendez brothers haven't been pardoned by tRump. Such good boys.

When is tRump going to have military parades in DC? I'm trying to get a bingo on my fascist takeover card.

Ha ha ha ha!! Golden Eagle coins are being sold to idiots who believe an AI generated ad with tRump and SwastiMusk. Sweet! Look it up. Hilarious.