Not usually a morning person, but today he woke up at 5 am and went into his workshop

If you need him, he's going take the day off to tinker around in his workshop

Collie // Looking up the meaning of Hozier's Take Me to Church and.... few songs seem so well fitting for my muse as this one tbh

(Currently playing his fiddle with an audience of rubber ducks)

He's playing his fiddle this morning

Is currently trying out his best jokes on an assortment of his rubber ducks. They say nothing. Tough crowd.

Uses a spell where the piano plays itself while he dances around the room. Oh if only someone would join him.

No shower thoughts today, just a hatred of being awake

Right, she'd mentioned that before... he'd frown, eyes narrowing and a low growl escaping. "He really thinks he can just do whatever he wants. Well I won't let him get away with that."

With a confident grin, he'll snap his fingers and there appears a white board and a marker, along with puppets that resemble the two of them.

"What if spiders screamed when you found them?" Lucifer it's 10 pm

"I'm vaguely aware of a multiverse... first time directly encountering it, however. But hey! I can provide the white board and adorable puppets if you like!"

Collie // Will get to owed replies later on

"Why do we call it 'falling asleep' when we’re actually lying down?" He hasn't had his coffee yet

"If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?" He hasn't had his coffee yet

Collie // sorry about being so slow on here, my mental health is in shambles :)

"You don’t actually wash your hands—they wash each other while you stand there and watch." He hasn't had coffee yet

He looks up at her. "I'll fight Michael. I'll fight anybody. I'd rather risk my own life than lose either of you again."

"So I said, a group of squids should be called a squad. Nobody laughed. My talents are wasted here." He hasn't had his coffee yet.

"Right, enough is enough. I know we haven't always agreed on how to handle things with Heaven, but they're really getting too big for their pants now." He means 'too big for their britches'.

"I just would have pictured meeting my doppleganger to be a bit more... well. I dunno. Like you'd come from the future to warn me to avoid making some horrible mistake or something like that, maybe...?" He'll stand up from the piano.

Emily watches cat videos, Lucifer watches parrot videos.

"I'm Lucifer... Morningstar...." What "You look nothing like me?"

Collie // I balance between here and the tumblr RPC, plus work full time. Please be patient with me :)

"Brushing your teeth is the closest you'll ever come to cleaning your skeleton" He hasn't had his coffee yet

‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ .·:*¨༺ ♡ ༻¨*:·. 𝙔'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙄... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯ ↷

Piano music stops. "Who are you...?" He heard 'Eden'.

"I will *not* hold my horses! Nobody really has those anymore anyway. It's all automobiles for the last 30 years!" .... longer than that. But time is a blur when you're ancient and immortal. A century can go by in the blink of an eye.

"Teeth are probably the only problem that will go away if you ignore them" He hasn't had his coffee yet

"We'll make them regret messing with us, my love." He chuckles back. This latest threat... he just got his family back. There's no way he'll let them be taken from him all over again. Centuries of trying to keep the peace be dammed, he has his limits.

He'd run a hand through her long hair. "And I'll never let anyone take you from me again." He still remembers so clearly the day he learned of her capture, informed after it was too late to do anything about it. That horrible day. "I swear it"

She understood without him having to explain, of course she did. He'll cling to back to her. "I'm just glad you're here now..."

He hesitates. That particular arrangement came about during the last seven years, him often sitting down to tea while staring longingly at the three ducks, wishing for something he had been convinced was gone forever. +

Collie // I should make a headcanons list on here sometime...

"Uhhhh...." Just makes the current box even larger with his magic. Starts looking at the piles of ducks and looking through some, tossing more in. "See! This one has a rainbow, she'll like that."

Collie // sksksks.... Charlie, sorry in advance for all the ducks headed your way

"Okay!" Just dumps them in. "Hmmmm... do you think we need a bigger box?" He seems excited about giving Charlie ducks.

"Hmm... well. Maybe I'll pick out a few I know she'll like!" Proceeds to grab an huge armful. "They're all one of a kind! No two of them the same!"

"I suppose..." Some of them, he's rather attached to. He picks one up. "Hmm... keep." Tosses into another pile.

Trips over the rubber ducks. "Damn, maybe I have too many of these things after all..." Looks at a duck that's right in front of his face. "You didn't hear that from me, got it?" Gets up using his cane as support.

"Do all of your Archangels get language privileges, or is he an exception?" Perhaps Lucifer is giving her a hard time, or perhaps he has no filter when he hasn't had his coffee. Or perhaps both.

"Can't be anything worse than *Adam* ever said." That guy had a mouth on him

"What? You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me I'm wrong?"

"You can't spell assassin without two asses" He hasn't had his coffee yet

"You're just jealous you don't also have a forked tongue"

Snake man

"Hehe! Careful, if it were a snake it would have bit cha!" Flickers tongue.

"Charlie!" He'd hug her back. "Just thought I'd come check on you. What have you been up to today? Anything new and exciting?"

@princessofhellfire.bsky.social Bursts in the door. "How's my little girl!"