I’m!! So!! Tired!!!!

I just met the most beautiful dog and his name is Kevin

y’all mind if I drink a cup of coffee and go straight to bed

I can feel the urge… to play the sims…

why am I feeling called to leave everything behind and go work with elephants

my coffee tastes like hotdogs and it’s awful

I am quite tired of being sad 🙂

this is still unfortunately true but it’s kind of less rough

I am having a rough™️ time

we can all agree ‘landslide’ by fleetwood mac is the best song ever written, yes?

might as well inject this song into my veins at this point open.spotify.com/track/70v5mC...

have a fan edit, as a treat m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQm5...

the world is a small oyster

can anyone tell me what the hell I should be doing

how is there not a possum pokemon that’s part ghost with “play dead” as a move

WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER OR TALK ABOUT 100 GOOD DEEDS FOR EDDIE MCDOWD

maybe ordering a lot of sushi tonight will fix me idk

also I long for the day (err night?) I can sleep soundly and uninterrupted again

my cat is absolutely determined to not let me finish editing a video that is due today

just when I think I can’t cry anymore, oop there I go

wow my cat is so cute I can’t stand it, it’s actually overwhelming

this whole getting dark at 5:30 thing is pure wide open ass

I love you, ‘Live In Denver’

never thought I’d become a brown eyeliner girly but here we are

I said what I said

I’ll bite, I don’t know which one is Dan and which one is Phil

I LOVE TATER TOTS

I need to see Gordon Ramsay on dancing with the stars

I LOVE COCONUT WATER

has today felt 8 years long for anyone else

I can’t even begin to express just how badly I need a box of cheezits

like I will literally be thinking about the way he sang “tomorrow belongs to me” for the rest of my life

I don’t know how to move on from orville peck’s emcee

I have a headache 🙂

“say Drake…”

I’ve eaten so much raw fish today

I thought black would be a significantly safer color to wear since I am stain-prone, only to realize I have managed to get toothpaste all over the front of my dress somehow

actually, I WOULD believe my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep

this is who I am while I’m in New York btw

*Me talking about the Emmy’s*: “I’m just happy Julie Andrews got a nom.” *Friend that wasn’t listening*: “Who’d she nom?”

breakfast sandwich nation supremacy rise up

I’m labulosin it (is this anything)

hack the mainframe with me so I know it’s real

I want sleep and sleep wants me back

leviathan is such a good word

nothing like hearing an ominous cat noise in a different room of your apartment, except your cat is next to you

will this be the year that i finally risk it for the biscuit (aka dye my hair pink)

quick! anyone wanna volunteer to sing this with me

caboose is such a good word, we should really use it more