Serious post for once, but we cock, dick, ballin.

tf did chuddy want???

My stupid chud son's POV when I arrive with my belt in hand:

Lord help me 😭

true.

@Ribbean_ Lookin' shiny!

Here's a first look at Fortnite x The US Government's map for the upcoming mini season! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😭😭😭

Here's a brand new teaser for tomorrow's live event!

Ain't no fucking way I turned my TV on this morning and saw the same episode that has this in it 😭😭😭 I just recorded this.

real.

19 days until this season begins!

hbd Adam!

Servers are STILL down

Here's a hint for our upcoming Blitz Royale extension update!

headass.

new profile banner yes, it's a real screenshot that i took 😭

on god.

This was why they targeted me btw

@chtkghk.bsky.social You can't be talking at all when you're an NSFW goonslop enjoyer. Get a fucking life instead of targeting people like me over on Twitter you absolute waste of everything. You think I'm proud to be American? HELL no. You & your fav "artist" should get caught by Kim Jong Un.

classic.

I think I just found my twin bruh wtf 😭 @fortnitefan2024.bsky.social 👋👋👋

Big Dill's falloff needs to be studied.

my dyslexic ass thought this said "BALATRO" 💀😭

LEGO Fortnite whenever you pickaxe something:

The Sequel:

Well alright~

Meanwhile, @red.needs.girlfriend.fyi made this one LMFAOOO

Dear god my Photoshop skills are beyond cursed 😭

subtle foreshadowing.

the saga continues...

peep the new banner 👀

Damn it's been a little while since I last posted on here 😭

real.