Weekly Shop Roundup! My 25th birthday is in less than 48 hours, my ass finna be a quarter of a century old 💀😭

Yes, this actually happened during the Zero Hour live event!

Weekly Shop Roundup What the helllllllll oh my gyaddddd noooo wayyyeeyayeeyayyyyeh

the final countdown...

me:

Weekly Shop Roundup! Deez Nuts hahaha ecks dee CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Serious post for once, but we cock, dick, ballin.

tf did chuddy want???

My stupid chud son's POV when I arrive with my belt in hand:

Lord help me 😭

true.

@Ribbean_ Lookin' shiny!

Here's a first look at Fortnite x The US Government's map for the upcoming mini season! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😭😭😭

Here's a brand new teaser for tomorrow's live event!

Ain't no fucking way I turned my TV on this morning and saw the same episode that has this in it 😭😭😭 I just recorded this.

real.

19 days until this season begins!

hbd Adam!

Servers are STILL down

Here's a hint for our upcoming Blitz Royale extension update!

headass.

new profile banner yes, it's a real screenshot that i took 😭

on god.

This was why they targeted me btw

@chtkghk.bsky.social You can't be talking at all when you're an NSFW goonslop enjoyer. Get a fucking life instead of targeting people like me over on Twitter you absolute waste of everything. You think I'm proud to be American? HELL no. You & your fav "artist" should get caught by Kim Jong Un.

classic.

I think I just found my twin bruh wtf 😭 @fortnitefan2024.bsky.social 👋👋👋

Big Dill's falloff needs to be studied.

my dyslexic ass thought this said "BALATRO" 💀😭

LEGO Fortnite whenever you pickaxe something: