Need a fine white woman in my life

After a long week of thinking.. IM CHANGING PARTY AFFILIATION! #TRUMP2024

I don’t! #prouddemocrat

I am honestly shocked I haven’t been banned from this app.

Have officially hit 0 days sober now since I went on a bender this weekend!

This and some chocolate milk would hit the spot right now.

I’m in last place in my fantasy football league and our punishment at the end of the year is to get a sex change. Am I cooked?

Long story short, went to the bar last night (not my smartest decision). Blacked out after 16 tequila shots and woke up on my mom’s dining room floor naked with a half eaten plate of Dino nuggies. Only thing I have is a picture the bartender took of me last night. Holy hell I need help.

Chicks on Tinder keep calling me fat..

Just hit 5k 😅 Should I drink tonight to celebrate? I’m already -1 days sober..

Since my DICKHEAD cousins basically hazed me last night with alcohol, does that mean I’m -1 days sober since I drank again?

period anal beeds for 2028

Alright, I’m going to be honest here and I might get some hate. We would have NOT lost this election if Kamala wasn’t in the race. She is the biggest laughing stock this country has seen as a candidate. Being brutally honest here. I also don’t think she would have been a good president.

Holy FUCK my nephews birthday party was rough. My cousins tied me to a chair and poured half a bottle of Tito’s Vodka down my throat. I felt like I was in the basement of my Fraternity again.

MIKE TYSON HAS A DUMPTRUCK ON HIM

This will be the first and last time Netflix ever has a live event. FYI my shirt didn’t come off and the baby is sound asleep.

Netflix is TERRIBLE right now. They better fix this before I take my shirt off and start yelling at my 6 month old baby.

Let’s skip all this political shit… I hope Mike Tyson makes Jake Paul his bitches tonight. (No shot any liberal is watching this event)

A TRUE Patriot. We should kick all straight people out of this country!!!!!

MAGA! Make America Gay Again! 🏳️‍🌈

3000 followers in one day 😏

JUST BECAUSE THIS GUY IS SUPER JACKED AND SEXY IT SHOULDN’T MEAN HE CAN TAKE AWAY MY DELICIOUS FOOD

Drove past a bar last night on my way home from work and I couldn’t control myself. Next think you know I’m laying on the floor of the bathroom covered in my own piss. I am now 0 days sober. #Relapse #RKelly

Anyone know how I can turn my step-mother’s will money into bitcoin?

Forgot what the touch of another female feels like 😔

I love being dominated

Trumps Secretary of Defense… This is a swastika 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Just found out my grandma voted for Trump… Just stopped paying her nursing home bill!

Like this post if you’re a Democrat. I’m trying to see something. 🧐

Has anyone seen a republican on this app? 🤔

1 DAY SOBER 💪🏼

You’re telling me this is the “man” that won?

Donald Trump is the second coming of HITLER

Zach Bryan did nothing wrong

God this app is awesome! No MAGAots!

Just wanna smash brews with the boys all day and talk about how hot Harry Sisson is