My regular glasses broke so now I have to wear my backup pair :/

Do we as a society really need another show about fit white gay dudes...?

Dry winter air = lotion on the belly

I need more guys to get on scruff because grindr is a hellscape and every other app is a barren wasteland

Is it a medwestern thing to love the huge sodas from the gas station thing, or a general white trash thing, or something else?

I’m having an extreme hunger for dad hole and a dad in my hole rn 😮‍💨

I love when faceless profiles hit me with the “??” after I don’t answer their “hey” Like buddy… what do you expect?

Word on the street is we’re posting fat cocks this Friday… #fcf

It snowed here the other day, which means it’s officially buffalo plaid season, right?

I’m ahead of schedule for Nonstop Nut November 😮‍💨

I can feel myself getting into esports and it’s scaring me 🥴

Got a new vest, and it gets me all riled up. Can you tell? 🥵

Not hating, but why do people love Gengar so much??

Who's this fat dude? 🤔

USPS man with the big beard, bleached mullet, and fat ass, if you see this, I’m free tonight 🤤

First pic in the new place with a new shirt ✌️

Thank god I’m gay and I don’t have to pretend mustaches aren’t sexy as fuck

And so what if I think guys in raggedy, torn-up boxer briefs are hot…?

Only a few weeks left of taking belly pics in this office 🎉

Fat gay bearista ☕️

Fat Cub & Fat Cock Friday?? #fcfcf #fcf

Does anyone have any good gay erotic/semi-erotic movie recommendations? 🤔

It’s too damn hot!!

My barber is ghosting me… kinda feels like a breakup 😔

Slightly blurry pic from when I was sweating & relaxing 💦

Do the trees make my ass look fat? 🤔 Pic by @mnpocketcub.bsky.social

Why are local coffee shops allergic to putting more than 4 ice cubes in their iced drinks

I can’t stop eating hot dogs (🌭 not 🍆) I’m sorry if that makes me white trash but they’re soooooo good

Bad lighting #tummytuesday pic

Need to get drunk and fag out with pedro pascal

This one’s for the boys who like their Thursdays thick 🫡

The music gets me every time

Look what I did to this man 😇

It’s too hot out to wear anything more than this 🥵💦

Realized on my lunch break that there’s been a cum splatter on my glasses all day lol

Took a while but we’re here!

Pedro Pascal is suuuuuch a faggotttt 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

If I say anything about the gamorrean guards…….

That hung smile?? What about that hydrated smile? That flossed smile? That 8-hours-of-sleep smile?

Very annoyed that the em-dash is an ai indicator because I LOVE me a —

Reddit has hot porn but literally every other post is either “be honest, is my [insert literally anything here] ugly?” or some other form of engagement bait and it really takes me out of it lol

I’m finally done being sick, here’s belly to celebrate 

Need Pedro pascal to get chubbier again plz

Fuck it—slutty cowboy pic for #tummtuesday

Dressed up as a gunslinger for a costume party. The third gun wasn’t part of the costume… 🤠

Kinda want a man’s tongue in my mouth rn

I somehow always end up like this on #tummytuesday

Contrast is so hotttttt. Big huge guy with a small dick… masc redneck dude with a faggy voice… yeah I’m drooling from multiple places at once

Reheating my leftover Dave’s hot chicken and watching Andor

Omg it’s short king week 🥰