The goal is to get my ass back to looking like this... Happy #Humpday 🍑

I don't understand how people can joke about this fucking asshat. He's dangerous, and needs to be removed from office.

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

Anyone have a Xanax I can borrow 😕 It has felt like a hummingbird is fluttering in my chest all fucking day, and my heart rate hasn't dropped below 100.

Hello, Clarice

I am not okay 😭

Bacon cheeseburger baked potato

I don't have a bunny tail, but I do have a fox tail 😏

My Easter/Sunday in a nutshell: I haven't yet killed anyone, though 2 people seriously tested me today I'm making something new for dinner, I'll update with how it turns out I'm currently 'napping' aka reading M/M smut while I hide in my room I hope you've had a peaceful Sunday Hoppy Easter 🐰

I don't understand how/why he's allowed to continue endangering us all, while also making us the laughingstock of the world. I truly do not understand, and I am legitimately scared.

Triggered! 🤣

My "favorite" people are the ones who ask what's wrong, and then when you explain, they make sure they tell you all about how they have it so much worse. 🙄

I don't think I can adequately express with words how badly I need to be dominated to the point that my brain shuts the fuck up for awhile.

I love my sister, but the fact that I suddenly need to be responsible for her mental health and wellbeing is pushing me over the proverbial edge. I'm struggling to handle MY OWN mental health and wellbeing! I'll do it, because there's no one else, but I don't have the fucking spoons for this 😭

I'm wicked stressed right now, and overwhelmed, and I'm feeling so fucking alone. I'm tired, and anxious, and emotionally wrung out, and I don't want to adult anymore. I just want someone to take care of me for awhile 😭

"I've Given Up" on the 'shower pic every day' thing, obviously. I should've known better than to commit to something I knew I'd struggle to maintain. My self esteem is shit, so there were plenty of days I just couldn't bring myself to post But here's some wet boobs. youtu.be/D93vYwuMeUw?...

This was fully funded in less than 24 hours. Thank you! 😭

I'm honestly embarrassed to even put this out there, but I'm swallowing my pride for my amazing kid 😕 throne.com/fluffanuttah...

When I think about you, I touch myself... #TittyTuesday

Day 🤷🏻‍♀️ #MonochromeMonday

What is it called when you fade from the lives of others, but it's because no one gives a fuck if you exist or not?

From my walk this morning. Can anyone identify the plant?

My view this morning. It's pretty, but its quite cold again. I'm ready for the spring weather, so I can spend more time in nature. I need to ground myself.

Fuck the establishment!

What's it called when you're desperately lonely, but the only relationships you have are online. And you keep it that way, whether consciously or not, because deep down you know that no one who's shown interest online would actually want anything to do with "the real you". Is there a word for that?

A choke hold...you mean a hug. Yes, please.

When I cant sleep tonight, remind me that I'm an asshole that got a large iced latte at 4 pm 🤣

Day 81 #SelfCare #SelfCareSunday #SoftSunday

Today, my brain says: "I am nothing more than a nuisance, or an obligation"

It's fathead's birthday. Can I get a volunteer to be my proxy for shiny, happy "family" day? 🙄😩

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2026 can fuck right off! Rest easy, "Xander"

Tell us your favourite … tree: Weeping Willow flower: Peony/Clematis season: Autumn tea: Vanilla Caramel black tea coffee: Iced, and as big as my head time of day: Late night genre: Drama dessert: A still warm, homemade chocolate chip cookie

Sometimes I really wish I could just disappear 😭

I just wanna make out and giggle and joke and get handsy, y’know?

Needed to add one more 🤣

I'm in love with this image

Quote this with your favorite uncommon, unusual, or just plain lovely words. Facetious Cattywampus Lollygag Petrichor Schadenfreude Insouciance Echolalia Quixotic Clowder

Day idon'tevenfuckingknow #ThighThursday #FreshOuttaThaShowah

I think Slim Fatty might love this extra fluffy blanket even more than I do 🥰

Do I have to work today? Can't I just lounge around looking kinda (if you catch my good side) cute?

I think I left my dopamine in a past life

I missed my therapy appointment this week, unintentionally. Totally spaced it out, but now I'm feeling it. Feeling all kinds of things. Worried they're mad at me because I haven't heard a peep. Plus I've been wicked emotional all day. Just really wishing for things, and people, that I cannot have 🥺

The queue forms to the right 😘

Kiss me, I'm Irish ☘️🌈 #TittyTuesday

"I'm a little bit angry today." So, you're ...? "Yes. I am Ire-ish."

Happy St. Paddy's Day ☘️

This. Please.

Day somethingorother #MonochromeMonday

Woke up in a not great mood, so I just stayed off of social media this morning and earlier this afternoon. Should've just stayed off, period. Fuck the reminders that I am not, have never been, and will never be enough.