Speaking of cake... Happy #Humpday, Bluesky 🍑

Santa stuffed my stocking with the silhouette of his delicious cake Ooooookay, then! 😂😂😂

Meh. That is all.

On many days, this is how it is in the office for me. It's wicked distracting, but can also become infuriating, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

Dear wine drinking friends... What is a good, but reasonably priced Moscato? I don't drink wine at all, so I'm 100% clueless. It's for my Secret Santa recipient. Thanks!

Mission accomplished

Is anyone available to shove me into the shower? I know I need to, but I dont want to. Why is this so hard? Sigh 🥺

Loneliness can suck my dick

My bitchitis is flaring up again

I'll be starting therapy next month for the first time ever, and I am absolutely fucking terrified 😭

Is it just me or do other introverts also stay up all night and destroy their sleep hygiene because that’s the only alone time we get?

I should be asleep, but my thoughts won't shut off. I'm so tired of my stupid brain fucking with me.

If you repost my personal pics, especially lewds, I will block you faster than you can say titty, just FYI.

I dont have any new boob pics. It's a miracle I'm even upright and not curled up in the fetal position mumbling to myself. So, you get an old boob pic, and you'll fuckin like it, dammit! #TittyTuesday

You will be visited by three spirits...

Happy Monday, Bluesky 🩷 #MonochromeMonday

That "chance of finding my soulmate" percentage is probably a little too high 🥺😂

"I'll keep you my dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret My dirty little secret, dirty little secret, dirty little secret Who has to know?" youtu.be/gPDcwjJ8pLg?... I'm quite done being anyone's secret. I deserve better, even though I often struggle to believe that.

My son got an acoustic guitar from his aunt for his birthday in April, and I think he's played it once, maaaaaybe twice. I'd like to try and learn a little bit, but I don't even know where to start...

Just FYI, if I disappear I'll be back and I'll find y'all 😘

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"Happy" Friday, Bluesky 🩷 The happy is debatable on my end, but I'm trying to fake it till I make it. #FishnetFriday ps: ignore the hideous wallpaper. I rent and dont have a choice.

That's a wrap... Also: •My listening age is 30 •My top song was This Year's Love by David Gray (really?!) •My top artist was Dashboard Confessional (I like them, but this surprised me)

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them until they go away

There should be some kind of medal for showering when deeply depressed. Yay me 🏅

Nothing and no one is ever mine alone, and that's a hard pill to swallow.

Friends, if it comes out of a box, if it's just 1 or 2 of you, or if you eat it on paper plates or with plastic cutlery, it's still Thanksgiving. Do what you can handle, and make it the way YOU want it. It'll still be Thanksgiving. ps: Woodstock excited about a cooked bird will never not slay me 😂

Happy Thanksgiving to those who are celebrating today. To those who aren't, whether by choice or necessity, all my hugs and love. 🧡

Does anyone play ARK, either Evolution or Ascended? I'm newly obsessed 😂

Oh.

Am I the only one that, more and more often, thinks about completely leaving social media? I'm thoroughly addicted, and would miss it for sure, but it also just feels either pointless or toxic more than bringing any kind of joy lately.

Was in a minor car accident yesterday. Everyone is fine, but it certainly put a damper on the day. Today I'm feeling icky. Exhausted, overheated, & sweaty. Perimenopause is gross. Took a nice cool shower and that did help quite a bit. Thought I'd share my tits about it. You're welcome 😘

Sometimes I forget to turn my brain off before I go to bed

Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.

I'm in a lot of pain today, and I'm so fucking tired of it. Emotional and/or physical pain, I'm over all of it. I'm too young to be hurting all the fucking time. It's not fair. But hey, here's some thighs 🤷‍♀️

I could close my eyes and go to sleep right this minute. Unfortunately, work frowns on that. Bastards.

Am I the only weirdo that actually REALLY likes Tootsie Rolls?

Good afternoon, Bluesky 🩷 Happy #TittyTuesday

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? It's a toss up for me...