Darius keeps giving Miguel gifts because he doesn’t really know how to maintain a relationship. In his mind, expensive gifts mean Miguel owes him, and if Miguel owes him, maybe he’ll stay. Miguel was never going to leave anyway. The only downside is that all the gifts start to confuse him.

Darius: Why’s one roll missing? Gareth: I just saw Miguel eating one. Miguel: I ate it~ Darius: At least put some jam on it first!

Honestly one big reason I got into Dariguel was that Miguel is strong enough to survive a backstab or two. And Darius would have a hard time actually pulling it off, because Miguel can sense killing intent even in his sleep.

Darius barely knows his own subordinates, but he can name every stray cat around the church.

Darius: Your safeword is “Is that all you’ve got?” Miguel: Seriously??

mii dariguel

Praise him... Praise Lord Darius... Nothing will happen if you do, but Darius will be pleased.

Drew this for my Dragon Miguel AU.

(Miguel being annoying)

(Through my tireless efforts,) Darius is in love.

What do you like most about your partner? Darius: He’s handsome and stupid. What worries you most about your partner? Darius: He’s handsome and stupid.

lying together ^^

Isn’t all that hair heavy...?

Can’t even find his way out of the cave without a guide.

👍🍏🤝🍒✌️

Miguel: I found it on the street. Alfyn: Give it back to whoever you took it from! Miguel: I told you, I found it! Darius: If he says he found it, he found it. What’s your problem—looking for a fight? Alfyn: You wanna fight?! Therion: I found it. Alfyn: Oh. Okay then.

If you want to confess to Darius, don’t give him a love letter directly. He’ll throw it away and mock you. Here’s the trick. I’ll teach you.

Rule number one when talking to Darius: compliment him before you ask for anything. Even if he doesn’t really want to, he’s less likely to say no. (Don’t push your luck, though.)

Darius needs a lot of hugs. He just refuses to let anyone know that. So every time, he pretends Miguel is the one who keeps coming over to cling to him. Miguel knows. He plays along. After all, he gets hugs too.

Alfyn asked Miguel what he liked to eat. Miguel didn’t want to answer, so he just made something up. Later, Alfyn actually bought it for him. Miguel felt kind of bad now. …He still didn’t want to eat it.

Darius doesn’t like sharing food. He’ll eat everything quickly all by himself. Not because he’s short on money, but because he dislikes the act of sharing itself.

Miguel: I want to work with you. Darius: Why? Miguel: Because you’re a reliable thief. Darius: Why not find someone else? I told you, there are better thieves out there. Miguel: I’m happy when I’m with you. Darius: Why me? Miguel: Uh… because you’re cute? Darius: Why? Miguel: Why???

(The Gate of Finis group chat) Miguel is the group admin because he was the first one there, and he renamed the chat Happy Family. Simeon and Mattias are just here for the chaos. Werner is furious. What he hates most in this life is idiots, but unfortunately, there’s nothing he can do about it.

(Group chat) Miguel: Anyone up for drinks this weekend? Mattias: Your message failed to send. Please try again later. Miguel: Anyone drinking this weekend? Simeon: Your message failed to send. Please try again later. Miguel: Why won’t it send?? Guys?? How do you use this app???

Darius thinks it feels strange to walk down the street holding hands with Miguel. But then again, Northreach is his city. He can walk through it however he likes. Miguel is delighted.

Darius: I’ll destroy everything… Miguel: I don’t wanna die! Darius: I’ll destroy everything. (Except Miguel.)

Darius: You know what I trust most? Miguel: Me? Darius: Cash.

米格尔是自己一个在外面过得很开心的小流浪猫，达留斯是很多流浪猫的老大，因为他喜欢对别的猫大声喵喵以及欺负落单的喵喵咪咪。 达留斯的团伙有很多喵喵，但是他总觉得自己是孤单的一只喵。直到他有一天遇到了……那只很吵的红毛猫。 米格尔原本是家猫，但他更喜欢在外面跑，所以自己溜走了。他敏捷，擅长捕猎，还擅长跟人类撒娇，所以几乎不会饿肚子。 达留斯讨厌所有猫和所有人。作为一只猫，他体格很大，蓬松的毛毛让他显得更大了。附近的流浪猫都怕他。他不让人摸，闻到人的味道就会走得远远的。 他也不吃人递来的食物，不过米格尔总会把从人身上拿到的火腿肠分给他一半。

You there! Stop! Hand over all your money to Lord Darius! ✋😠

Darius's mood improves when Miguel is in Northreach. Everyone notices except Darius himself.

Darius: I’m actually quite fragile. Go ahead and make fun of me. Miguel: Then you’re like an egg tart. Yum!

Miguel: I’ve got four mouths to feed back at home! Alfyn: I thought it was three. Miguel: I just gave birth to one! Alfyn: Really?? Then go back and feed the baby already!!

Miguel: I've got four mouths to feed back at home! Alfyn: I thought it was three. Miguel: Three kids plus my wife! Alfyn: Oh, you should've told me that sooner.

If Dariguel got married, Darius would become Darius Twinspears, except he doesn’t use twin spears.

Miguel: (just stands there) Darius: ? …This is dangerously cute…!

If Miguel’s usually down south and doesn’t see much snow, he’d probably get stupidly excited when it snows in Northreach. To Darius, though, it’s just pointless winter trash. But Miguel’s having fun, so… fine.

Darius: Idiot. Miguel: You like idiots. Darius: Mm.

Darius: I heard there’s a underworld organization in OT2 called the Blacksnakes. I’m thinking about giving our crew a proper name too. Miguel: Red Dogs. Darius: Get out.

Miguel: You have no idea what Darius did to me! Alfyn: What now? Miguel: Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toothpaste, air freshener—all apple-scented! Alfyn: You’ll get used to it.

曾几何时在我眼里米格尔还是狂野人生的代表人物，现在已经变成小喵喵了。

我们在大量的混乱线条中找到了少量的达留斯。

如果能每天这样悠闲地画画我会很幸福。

制作组设计终结之门的时候可能没什么特别的感觉，就是把之前的强力boss拉出来再打一遍，顺便解释剧情，但我心里很难说，我觉得死亡应该是安宁的所在，死后灵魂还要被困在那种地方太残忍了。 不只因为大梨和米糕在那里，玩旅人0时候看到终结之门的剧情我也很伤心，人都死了，干嘛还拉出来打啊。死亡是唯一可以确定的避风港，应该是平静的海，而不是黑漆漆的牢狱。实在不想玷污死亡。

也因此！所有把大梨写成大恶棍，泰里写成可怜小白花的二创，我看了会心中燃起一股怒火。

一直觉得大梨和泰里有很多相似，甚至可说是同一个镜子的两面，堕落的和尚未堕落的，也正因为如此他们无法拯救对方，因为对于他们这样的人，自己最怨恨的人就是自己，最无法开解的是自己的心结。泰里意识到大梨和他一样孤独的时候已经太晚了。

电视上演潜伏，于是我吃饭的时候跟着看一眼，演到余和左一见面就亲得不可开交，接头时间又很紧促，交换情报的同时也要忙里偷闲地亲，我就觉得好萌，想到大梨和米糕偶尔见面的时候也像是这样的。米糕平常到处跑，有活的时候才会来北界，大梨不会明面上表现出想念他，其实是很想，见到他的脸就想亲上去。但是达留斯大人毕竟不好意思做这种丢面子的事，靠近一下或者牵个手就已经是最大程度的示好了。米糕傻乎乎的未发觉。 关系更好之后会黏着一直亲，嗯。

因为我过于能和大梨感同身受，有时候怨恨亲近的人并不是因为对方做了什么，偏偏是因为什么也没做。 很难受，在怨恨对方的同时也会怨恨自己，在一些微小的地方能够感觉到爱，但是没有被明确地说出来就无法确认，因此反复地怀疑，稍微地缓解，继续不断地恐惧，在这种循环中逐渐耗尽了。 我真不想写这些，你明白吗。

不想写了。 我还是只愿意写大梨米糕，写他们幸福快乐地在一起。 大梨可以口是心非没关系，退缩和跑开都没关系，米糕都明白。

你知道我之前看过一本贼兄弟的漫画，有一页是小达小泰牵着手跑向地平线，生活很艰难，但是两个小毛咪缝缝补补就这样过，盼望变成大人，对未来满怀期待。那一页画得特别好。密码的后来变成那样子，我想起来就好痛苦。

想起来就好痛苦我测。