Goddamn these came out good Flexing the smoker on a Tuesday, garlic honey baby back ribs.

Smoke my butt 🤤😘

Rubicon Bumper install complete I was up at 6am and was bored. Might as well take advantage of motivation and retirement 🙌

“Poor Mans Brisket” Chuck Eye Avocado Oil as a binder Pit Boss Prime Beef Rub Spritz with beef stock occasionally 250F for 4 hours on the pellet smoker until 165F internal. Wrap with foil back on the smoker until 205F internal. Let rest for 40 min - 1hr. So fucking good.

Some of you ho’s like your meat salty and smoked. I can accommodate.

My fountain of youth. Love you bubba.

Käsespätzle mit Weißwurst und Spargel I couldn’t find white asparagus, I think my ancestors in the afterlife will forgive me.

Beautiful day to clear my head and not think about anything but the exact moment and place I’m occupying in the universe. I’ve neglected inner peace for while. I needed today.

Great day on the trails Desert National Wildlife Refuge

Checking out the spring bloom in Death Valley National Park. 47F at Dante’s View, 79F down in the valley. What a gorgeous day.

I’ll miss this girl a ton. 7 days out from our big move.

Our time on the east coast is nigh. We close on the new place in a month and looking forward to new adventures in warmer more western climates.

Pushing the snow drifts down with the jeep in front of my Moms house today. The NYC Dept of Sanitation loves to plow people back in while doing a shitty job plowing the streets.

Anyone want some butterflied and pounded out chicken titties?

If you’re looking to order, tea, coffee, rice, porridge, soup, water, and some Hanzi characters looking like it was written by Katherine Hepburn, I’m your guy.

Just a little perspective on two realities. I wore less hero gear and carried less weaponry patrolling the streets of Baghdad, in an actual combat zone, than ICE/DHS/HSI/CBP agents do terrorizing American citizens and non criminal residents within American cities We already know this ain’t right

This is so good. I love her siren song voice and the retro 80’s electronica vibe. youtu.be/H6Y9XvEWfpU?...

Let it be the year

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Early Christmas Eve Dinner My Shrimp Oregonata was a hit 🙌 (Before broil and after)

Chicken in red wine with baby portobello Gnocchi with olive oil fresh grated sharp provolone and cracked black pepper. And my Jolliebee inspired Peach Mango Cobbler

We were doing our daily house hunt on Redfin and Zillow and stumbled upon this. Listen I’m a horrible catholic and nowhere near religious anymore, but there is NO WAY we are fucking in that bed with her watching.

Is it pretty? Maybe, maybe not. Is it delicious? Yep. Homemade chili (NO BEANS) Roasted tomatoes in the air fryer, onion, green bell pepper, garlic, ground beef, roasted chipotle chilis in adobo sauce, and salsa ranchero. Skillet Honey Cornbread

How it started How it ended Me realizing that I’m out of my weed league with these bakla. 😂

Peach cobbler, apple pie, pecan pie, done. If you want pumpkin pie, GTFO 😂.

I was always a pretty damn good home cook, but being married to a Filipino has made sure those skills have stayed sharp. Otherwise…. 🩴”HA!”

I’ll be a happy man when this entire AI boom busts.

Good Morning Gay

A long time ago… In a galaxy, far, far, away…

Some good news for once. Get fucked and drop dead, Kim Davis. May we never see your busted trailer trash walmartian Y’all Qaeda face again.

Pollo al Vino Rosso Siciliano Garlic Mashed Potatoes If busted ass Dad can cook, so can you! Zoi gin (再見)!

I treated myself to an Atari 7800+ It came with 15 carts of classic titles, some homebrew, and two wireless versions of the original controller pads. I wasn't bougie enough as a kid to have one, I made due with a 2600 for a very long time 😂

IYKYK

The MAGA National Anthem youtu.be/rNFzD9Ais3Q?...

OMG 🤣 "I am not a puppet" Speaker MAGA Mike Johnson

Me fellow Americans, thank you for showing up and speaking out today. WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE

Do yourself a favor and block the WHITEHOUSE account along with every account that it follows (and growing). They aren’t here to just spread propaganda they are here to collect on you.

“I told you from the start just how this would end When I get what I want I never want it again” youtu.be/yRnPYlfRwl8?...

We couldn’t pass up an opportunity to get the best bougie slice in NYC. The Fig Jam and Bacon along with the Tartufo are HIGHLY recommended. L’Industrie on Christopher St in the West Village.

Yaay I’m rich.. 🙄😒😂

The road map to my hip joint pain. Another joint injection completed. This public service message was brought to you by, “Don’t Enlist In Combat Arms”.

Fuck this Timeline It’s time to disappear back to simpler times, 40 years ago, and listen to some bangers from my Freshman year of HS. youtu.be/ybbfEzKfpts?...

Logic suggests two things; 1. MAGA cannot attract the best talent in the fields of expertise. The MAGA brand is too toxic and too illogical to put a decade’s built reputation on. 2. The awful talent that have attracted is one of the few things saving us now. They are too incompetent to steamroll

“Guinea Classics” Tuesday. Zucchine alla Scapece Zucchini in garlic and oil with linguine covered with Pecorino Romano. Not only do I love it, but my husband loves it. 🤤

One of my favorite episodes. “The Doomsday Machine” The tragic ending of Commodore Decker played out with some of the best original, and never used again, scoring of the series.

Happy Star Trek Day! Boldly Going for 59 Years!

It’s a beautiful rainy day with the Dead.