Sadly, I just learned “Melania” is not a snuff film.

What’s a MAGA’s favorite kind of bread? Inbred!

No ICE. That'd be neat.

The assholes from CASINO that mistook the guy’s hero sandwich for a gun would be overqualified to work for ICE.

On this day in 2021, I selected Donald Trump as the Person I’d Most Like to See Get Run Over by a Steamroller. Five years later, he still tops my list.

Happy Insurrection Day! substack.com/@chrismanson...

Wondering what “civilized” country is going to swoop in here and snatch up Donald and Melania.

Thank you, Lemmy, for this Christmas present from the great beyond. imotorhead.com/lost-tapes-7/

A great track from SONGS FROM AND INSPIRED BY THE EPSTEIN FILES. youtu.be/EBUFtoC2oj4?...

Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting biwwionaiwes.

I believe that miracles happen every day. Why just this morning I got an email that somebody noticed me on LinkedIn.

Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?

Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.

BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry

Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

Today's To Do List 1. Spread Joy youtu.be/3bqYzPYgF1o?...

Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.

Today's Edition of FUCK ICE l.smartnews.com/p-6p3nFMxq/d...

Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton. l.smartnews.com/p-6p5ETelq/7...

New from the great Tommy Womack music.youtube.com/watch?v=siJB...

Your new favorite Hallowe'en song! youtu.be/vpGw0f9J65w?...

If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.

New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.

A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on your Nobel Peace Prize! Also, where is America’s Maria Corina Machado? © Juan Barreto—AFP/Getty Images

BREAKING NEWS… President Trump a Shoo-in for Nobel Piss Prize.

“I have seen a grievous evil under the sun: wealth hoarded to the harm of others…” - Ecclesiastes 5:13

Now more than ever.

Tilly Norwood is on the Epstein List. Tilly Norwood is eating the pets. Tilly Norwood’s ass sucks canal water.

CURRENT READING: The late great Elmore Leonard’s “lost” novella PICKET LINE, out this week. Introduction by C.M. Kushins, whose recent biography of Dutch was highly satisfying.

“Charlie” by Tom MacDonald is now The Worst Song in the World.

I stumbled onto a fine oldies compilation while searching for Bob Kuban & the In-Men's “The Cheater.”

So have they set a date for CharlieCon 2026 yet?

I trust President Fuckbag’s extensive research and knowledge about Autism, don’t you? I guess Tylenol didn’t contribute to his campaign fund and/or don’t rape children.

NEW! The Week in Christopher, because I’m the only guy who could have written this. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

Congratulations, Ted Cruz, on your new set of balls!

You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.

I went to the Pepperidge Farm web site, and at the bottom of the screen it said “Accept All Cookies,” and I think that’s hilarious.

BREAKING. . . President Trump has made good on his campaign promise to release all of the Buckingham Nicks files.

New short fiction from an antifascist looking for trouble. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

DENAZIFY AMERICA.

I tuned in to THE VIEW this morning to see how the ladies would deal with the elephant in the room. Not a word. Especially disappointed in Whoopi. These women have no balls.

Always Be Caving

Relevant. youtu.be/B2rygAhcgcI?...