Canon-typical killing random people in the streets

Don't Go Sniffing Beautiful Flowers You Don't Know Anything About

accidental scientific advancements beyond human comprehension

Maintenance Gone Wrong (Gone Sexual)

sorry if they're a bit ooc i'm scared of both british and french people

Hierarchies Based On Who's Least Likely To Get Strangled

that man does NOT fuck

Bathtubs were also harmed in the making of this

non-consensual tea parties

evil clerical work

he's severally traumatized and I'm poking at him with a stick like a wounded bird

consensual murder but not sexy this time

Incorrect use of cookie clicker

Accidental Language Acquisition

beating up gods for fun and profit

Abuse of Musical Numbers

meowth is on twitter

how to go on a second date with somebody you are married to

Graphic Depictions of Office Work

religious deconstruction via veterinary procedures

what if we kissed in the time loop and we were both boys

accidental baby daddy acquisition

This Isn't What They Meant By Endurance Race

Consuming other immortals

and jesus said let the they/them who is not a freak cast the first stone

hes trying his best. its not going good but hes trying his best

uh oh new prophecy just dropped

research gone sexual?!??!

panda pillow pet murder

do not blame me if you like the metal more than the goo

Improvised Geneva Convention Violations

inappropriate use of starships

puts an alcoholic in the prohibition era to make them cry

no beta we die like...no...i shan't say...

triple old man yaoi

“Does the looming threat of death make this sexier?”

there is no dom there is only combat

that horrific moment of realizing your adoptive mom was in love with your bio mom

plot convenient keytar

when your supervillain one night stand comes back to haunt you

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the world probably ceases to exist at one point

collecting kids like limited edition cats

if your rivalry lasts longer than a year you are gay etc.

evil clerical work

discussions as to what is or isn't cannibalism

everyone is bisexual until proven otherwise

tfw your dad tries to overthrow your mom so you call him a bitch on instagram

deux ex meteorite

sex in a pool of blood