[slaps roof of fic] this bad boy can fit so many trans allegories in it

let’s all suspend our disbelief and pretend it’s not a terrible idea to fuck on the floor of a bar

the neighborhood asshole dog

Slow Burn, more like slow roasting those fuckers into healthy relationship

the mortifying ordeal of waking up with a body that wasn't what you went to sleep with

"how not to take care of a cat": the fic

the mortifying ordeal of being known when you don't even remember yourself

inappropriate use of time travel

the inherent eroticism of watching a woman stab a boar to death

no beta we die like the us stock exchange in 1929

blowing a fuse (not a euphemism)

An Abundance of Orpheus and Eurydice Imagery

Speedrunning the Horrors

anyone want a severed toe?

the trolley is a solution when you want to run specific people over

author was personally victimized by voltron

delicious eye contact

fellas is it gay to have at least 8k words of internal monologues

we're not here to fuck spiders

digging up a grave as a bonding experience

catholic imagery of the horny variety

arson as a means of procrastination

communal shower products

getting banned from grocery stores

it smells like team spirit, of a very bad sports team

how many kids does it take to defeat a dragon?

Emotionally Devastating Hairstyles

< Not important, but I'm curious: Would people rather I post one tag a day, or shrimply continue posting three tags every couple of days. >

improper use of kitchen islands

chasing the love of your life through the disappearing memories of your relationship

baby's first religious doubt

no beta because i WAS the beta and now i am the AUTHOR

cyberbullying your brothers for fun and amusement

It's The 1800s And They Haven't Figured Out What Autism Is Yet

no one dies, everyone dies

when in doubt just leave the continent

at least one person gets eaten by a dinosaur

Canon-typical killing random people in the streets

Don't Go Sniffing Beautiful Flowers You Don't Know Anything About

accidental scientific advancements beyond human comprehension

Maintenance Gone Wrong (Gone Sexual)

sorry if they're a bit ooc i'm scared of both british and french people

Hierarchies Based On Who's Least Likely To Get Strangled

that man does NOT fuck

Bathtubs were also harmed in the making of this

non-consensual tea parties

evil clerical work

he's severally traumatized and I'm poking at him with a stick like a wounded bird

consensual murder but not sexy this time

Incorrect use of cookie clicker