Most underrated pretty lady from the 80s? Teri Garr.

As a dude in his mid 40s who doesn’t need glasses until now it super weird. Every time I get in the car to drive at night I think I’m wearing sunglasses.

I bought a wood grain vhs organizer yesterday that had two trays. One was under lock and key (included) with blank tapes.

Dude. I am so ready;

The hate I feel seeing your response typing bubble disappear followed by no message.

Imagine dating in your upper 40s. Sounds insane to me.

Strongest Swear Words; Goddamnit Bullshit

I’m entirely too excited to go to flea market today. Yea, you never know what you’ll find but more importantly you’ll never know what your 12 year old will find and that’s the ticket.

Could someone please suggest a random thing to follow that gives me a random selection of random people? I’m not looking to know the conversation before I go into it.

Of course I’m a socialist. I’m a grown up.

You ever see Shining Vale? So far so good but I can feel it slipping; should I keep going?

I am still waiting for Taco Trucks on every corner. This government is full of lies.

I have always loved Lego and fun houses so I made this up for you to have the same feelings with your keys.

I don’t want to be on Threads anymore. I quit Twitter for the right reasons but it seems like Threads needs to go too.

Yes, this is the show with the talking gun. #SledgeHammer

If the #Puttermans can't watch people die they attempt to on animals. #Duracell #BatteryPeople

I’m going to meet April O’Neil today.

The next big thing for tattoos should be people having their finger nails removed then a letter or something tattooed on each finger like the knuckles. Once the nail grows back it’s still visible and interesting.

John Bennett: He went to the store to get Doritos. Mom: We have Doritos here at the house, honey. JB: We do? Mom: O, yeah, always. JB: Oh, that's right. We're trash You're allowed to be loud.

When you're watching #Xmen on #SaturdayMorning then you know the cartoons were about to end.

Good old fashion #SaturdayMorningCartoons to start your day. Enjoy #Sonic and all of his adventure.

There's nothing new to stream today but I suggest you find the #Twilight Zone. It's on Paramount.

If you're having a sleepover tonight make sure to order #PizzaHut's #Bigfoot. It's enough for you and your buddies while you watch FREE HBO.

The school year is back and we all need some help sometimes. #Stridex #Pimples

YO JOE!. But ya know, not blindly.

Remember that time in the 90s where commercials were super weird and it bleed into the 00s. Well, you better buy this Cell Phone. #Commercials #Horror

This is just uncalled for. It is also a reality now. #OnlineDating

#RoseanneBarr may be a pile of garbage but #RoseanneConner remains one of the best TV Moms of the 80s and 90s.

When work is over just sit down at home and turn on the cartoons like when you got off the bus. #Gargoyles #DisneyAfternoon

The #BatteryPeople are at it again; just watching people die. #Puttermans #Duracell

Thank you #CartoonExpress for bringing me the power of #CountDuckula all those years ago.

Before all the endless scrolling we pressed ‘play’ and meant it; so check out what's new to stream today and settle in. #Hulu Ruby Red Handed: Stealing America’s Most Famous Pair of Shoes: Complete Docuseries Little Bites

Finally something good is on. I heard Tito shows up in this one. #MySoCalledLife.

There is no way this kid didn't go on to kill people because his doll Corky told him to.

When The Price is Right was over it was time to catch a few episodes of The #AndyGriffithShow.

Before all the endless scrolling we pressed ‘play’ and meant it; so check out what's new to stream today and settle in. #Disney+ The Last Rhinos: A New Hope LEGO Disney Princess: Villains Unite: Premiere Princess Stream #Hulu Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!! S1A...

In the 90s Grandmas were super cool because of Mountain Dew but still looked like they were from #MamasFamily.

Before all the endless scrolling we pressed ‘play’ and meant it; so check out what's new to stream today and settle in. #Hulu Total Drama Island: Reloaded S2 Sonic the Hedgehog 2 #HBO Max Toad and Friends S1C (Cartoon Network) #Peacock M3GAN (Unrated)

If it's a Saturday morning in the 90s then there's always a weird property cartoon for you. #JackieChan

Before all the endless scrolling we pressed ‘play’ and meant it; so check out what's new to stream today and settle in. #Hulu Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives S3-4 Expedition Files S1 Restaurant Impossible S2 Great Food Truck Race S15 Worst Cooks in America S28 #HBO Abbott Elementary S4 Cleaning Lady S4

#FreeSpeech in America.

#PumpUpTheVolume's soundtrack shaped a generation.

August 22nd, 1990 is a banner day in film history as it was the release of #PumpUpTheVolume. Do you want to know what Siskel And Ebert thought of this #ChristianSlater classic?

Before all the endless scrolling we pressed ‘play’ and meant it; so check out what's new to stream today and settle in. #Netflix Abandoned Man Long Story Short The Truth About Jussie Smollett #Disney+ Disney Jr.’s Ariel S1 #Hulu Eenie Meanie: Film Premiere #HBO Max The Heritage S1...

I went to Chicago to celebrate my birthday and booked a spot at The Congress Plaza Hotel. Turns out it’s the most haunted place in Chicago and maybe the Midwest straight up. So of course I had to talk the security guard into letting me into the room. We have a meeting this evening.

I try to keep everything a minimum 18 years old here at Salad Days but when perfection such as #QuentinTarantino's #InglouriousBasterds is release in 2009 you make sure to respect it.

1987 brought us to our knees with stellar dance moves and Baby in a corner. #DirtyDancing

#Blade came out August 21st, 1998 and continued for numerous sequels. I'll stick to the #LostBoys personally but I hope you enjoyed #WesleySnipes.

#Disney has always worked to make children cry. Here's a classic example from August 21st, 1947 and the release of #Bambi.