ted drews? haven’t heard that name in a long time

first bite for yall chat! happy turkey day

just got an ad for imo’s pizza, there’s no place like home

chat has the same brain at this point

fun fact: if you get any of the answers wrong about the murders, this is what happens to laura bow

WHO IS HE?!!??

welcome to the stage, ellie delighting!

not this acoustic cover of “casual” changing the lyrics from “you’re eating me out” to “we’re making out” why even cover the song

i finally watched a video that finally made me understand color analysis

not someone already whipping up a pattern for elphaba’s coat in wicked for good but they calling it “ragged enchantress coat” lmfaoooooo im dying

i feel like it’s easy for others to tell when i’m on my period because why am i crying at a video of a dog being serenaded with a saxophone playing happy birthday

has anyone made a danny boy edit to joe with “the pipes the pipes are calling”

JACKBOX

games?

fellas, is it performative to wear jewelry?

having the most delectable hot chocolate right now

doing a deep dive into the dagger of amon ra. after each act, the player is “graded” on many points they got in the act (like by finding a clue etc). the lines of dialogue that laura says between acts indicate which “grade” the player got (A B C D or F) with a pool of five phrases to pull from

apparently if you give laura bows press pass to the speakeasy bouncer, he’ll take it, then laura just waits outside and a random person comes from offscreen to casually stab her.

would anyone (hmj people) be interested in crochet commissions? i want to grow my skills and start timing how long different projects take for future reference if i start an etsy shop i’ve done wearables, blankets, amigurumi, etc… i’d say my skills can do intermediate/ advanced patterns!!

does anyone have any advice of how to get out of a rut… i hate my routine and i just feel like a zombie

coming back to work with 50 emails in my inbox

aw man it’s markiplier

guys…. fish bandanas…. i shouldn’t have adult money

thrift haul but i partake in substances after each item?

oh no… a libby in ashes…

oh no… a libby in ashes…

help i laughed out loud, why is it written like a shitpost

why is this goodwill banging vengabus at 11 sharp

someone said bill clinton is the pete davidson of politics

jack box!!!

games?? fun?? discord??

i would like to see some animal pictures pls thank you in advance

cried so hard, gave myself a headache

boggles my mind that people can do the worst stuff imaginable without a second thought and i’m over here feeling shameful about inconsequential things i did YEARS ago

i have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness (horny)

@toejams.bsky.social drop dead gorgeous

imma be honest, sometimes joes rants sound like this, but i absolutely love it www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ds8DHy/

i don’t have guilty pleasures because everything i do makes me feel guilty and i take NO pleasure out of it

getting ma’am’ed is humbling at first but you know what i’m glad i look old enough to be a ma’am now

i messed up my order of operations after going to the bathroom at work and tried to swipe my keycard under the soap dispenser

i love public radio what do you mean i’m listening to a spanglish cover of “i want it that way”

sometimes you just have to take a hot shower and play the dire dire docks music

for all the people gaming currently: here’s my christmas vest from last year

did it work this time

the song “best part” just came on and somehow i could still hear the whole “dear basketball…” speech

owen wilson in every movie be like: @halfmoonjoe.com

hearing that joe doesn’t like imos makes my heart hurt!!!

@worminacar.bsky.social do you crochet?! cause i found this pattern and instantly thought of you www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DHKaEN/

it turns out a lot of my favorite movies as a kid are those where the main character is autistic-coded

about to start a new stardew valley save where is gonna try to finish the community center without leveling up!!! i think it’s possible with 1.6 update!!!