this is how i feel about daylight savings

guys i wanna make leg warmers that look like the hair on a clydesdale

i think i’m ready to officially be a silver girlie. silver pops so much better on my skin than gold!! ty again @sashyenka.com for the insight with color analysis!!

every day is just another second closer of me becoming my mother

unfortunately my body does not know the difference from being told i did something small wrong at work and being chased by a bear

chili’s triple dipper but it’s triple mozzarella sticks. and who is gonna stop me?

thank to you the wonderful wonderful @sashyenka.com for the color analysis!! you heard here first divas she is a COOL winter 😎 still grappling with being a silver girlie and i’m getting some new jewelry to experiment!! ty ty ty again!!!

can someone link me a david spade thirst trap im tryna see somethin

just got jumpscared AGAIN by going into my safari after forgetting i searched how to spell his god forsaken name. i hate you barry

i just got jumpscared by barry keoghan tiktok

i just broke my shoe :(

new sound alert potential?

this is about as kind as i can be to myself

okay so my phone apple id isn’t working with fake bleached eyebrows, this may be a problem in the future

now chat does bleached eyebrows give editorial or scary because this is just concealer but i think it’s giving

new holes alert!!!

are you guys on split pea soup tiktok or are you normal

i don’t… i don’t think those are the lyrics

why she shape like that

ok but now forreal should i get the bush belt

guys… if i got these leg warmers i could wear them with my docs and look like a little reindeer

i bet i could make a whole zoo with only joe clips and sayings

the marriage candidate should have been the old mariner that you get the mermaid pendant from… love myself a wet sloppy man

hi jimmy this hi jimmy that what about jimmy from sega bass fishing??? how about b.ud???

horse hair clip… i feel like this will heal me… should i purchase?

hiiiiiii @halfmoonjoe.com i don’t know if anyone asked yet but are you planning on playing the new tomodachi life game when it comes out?? it looks like there are many shenanigans to be had :3

If I had a throne it would just be contributions towards my next case of Dr. Pepper.

i had a nightmare last night that i was in a trapped in an old house with several secret passageways and people who were supposed to be family and there was a killer! and somehow we kept getting drugged and no one knew what was real! i woke up before finding the culprit….

did yall know that horses can sing and whistle at the same time

going to dinner with my sister but i told her the wrong location!!!! i feel so bad!!!

crochet baddies: i’ve been having wrist and elbow sensitivity and i took the whole weekend off from crocheting. yall have any tips so my arm isn’t on fire?

i had a dream (nightmare?) that i was on a reality dating show and i had to stand next to ned fulmer and then he started whispering to me and i got so icked that i woke up

do you think he fell in

hi stinkies!!!! i’d like to get a signature perfume and i need help!!! i had no idea what im doing. i like woody notes for candles i’m assuming id like that too?? i’ve never bought perfume for myself so i dont have one that ive liked before

finding out a youtuber i’ve been watching for years had a face reveal and he’s HOT AAAAh

already pissed off. turn on my car and guess who was on the radio? chris brown. seriously??? in the big year 2026???? pisses me off so bad

fun indiana fact: we almost had a bill pass that would legislate pi as exactly equal to 3.2!

i don’t know how i haven’t noticed this until now, but my birthmark actually extends onto my palm and under my fingers. you can’t really tell cause palms are naturally pinkish, but comparing it to my other hand it’s definitely there!

not someone brushing their teeth in the public bathroom. what is wrong with people

i was triggered by someone poking fun at my lunch and i don’t even want it anymore. fuck today.

to top things off, the work bathroom always plays the saddest acoustic covers that make me want to bawl. can we play some otterfunk in here or something please?

it’s sucks when the day just starts off bad. nothing has happened yet! why are we spiraling already!

what am i supposed to do with anger? how does anger become a productive tool? is it bad that i can’t just sit with anger and need to do something with it? questions for a tuesday afternoon

you guys remember the tan suit…. :(

i think i’m gonna die in this… HOUSE

man i really wish i had the day off. im in a really weird mood where i would love to not be perceived by my coworkers or just anyone in general. sometimes i wish it were socially acceptable to just have a little cry then get back to it. cause hiding how i feel always makes me feel worse.

just went to a comedy show and barely laughed. idk i guess it just wasn’t hitting for me tonight

I LOVE HYRAXES… what do you mean they have communal bathrooms on rocks where generations pee… and have the same ancestor as elephants??? i love this little guy. wawa

guys i miss my purple hair SO MUCH it made me feel more like myself highkey tempted to ask my boss if i can have unnatural hair colors