only picture i took from going to the bars last night was this drunk blurry selfie. smize until you make it

what does the midwest do successfully. quickly.

i wanna hear rupaul saying “see that gurlll” from human nature

the most dangerous animal on this planet

just finished up at the dentist (scary)… LOT of my teeth were 323 today… something about that

first time being in a gilded age, kinda nervous

we don’t have enough key changes in songs anymore. come onnnnn

you ever think too hard about giraffes and get sad… they have to stand in the rain looking sad :(

jamie lee kermis

did joe ever update chat about Chrysler Pacifica news

i just tried to take a rip from my stylus. oops

i love the look of graying hair on me but i HATE the texture. my hair is already unruly as is and the extra coarseness is almost torture to brush

“yes hello i has question”

edgar allan poe-ny boy

i wore a hat once…

i love my little homunculus

okay i might have to go to lollapalooza. friday is absolutely STACKED

in honor of midnight sun: girls trip being released, i made my zara larrson mii an updated dolphin pet in tomodachi life

can we get heathers but JD played by a woman

and we all said thank you zara larrson for getting eli on the girls trip!!

holy shit i think i have OCD i just never realized my compulsions are 95% mental checks

i’m hoping this starbucks puts a bandaid over my feelings so i can get through work today, i have no more PTO to burn

this sounds like an actual katya quote

i’m gonna make a pig character in tomodachi and name her sue oui and she’s french

i’m glad i’m far enough along in my career that i feel comfortable adding as many exclamation points as i want in my emails

regular redbull is so much tastier than sugar free redbull it’s like the only full flavor drink that i actually prefer

ohhhhh honeyyyy

i’m making tracey martel in my tomodachi game and this makeup is SO HARD aughhhh

guys my island in tomodachi life is no men allowed but can i make bob and larry from veggietales but nonbinary cause you know. they’re vegetables

not to be parasocial but i hope megan thee stallion can find some peace after so much shit she has been through :(

ate biscuits and gravy but i think the biscuits were undercooked 🥺 praying i don’t get sick from this shit

have my lady gaga mii a camera because she was the creative director of polaroid

man, the natural hair styles are really lacking in tomodachi life :(

i hate having to feel my feelings. the feelings are way too big for work right now

my boyfriends results from surgery came back negative! he’s getting discharged tomorrow! best birthday present i could ask for!!

accidentally unmuted and coughed into my mic during a meeting. somebody sedate me

partook in some holiday treats and watching the hmj vod from today. hearing joe say “thank you for the bits lilly!” (to another chatter) scared the shit out of me

i want someone to make a tomodachi life island of only roger personas

boyfriend is still in the hospital so i will most likely be spending my birthday alone tomorrow… anyone wanna play any games??

feeling a lot like this from this week

yes i’m getting hair envy of sokkas new hair design (wanna shave my sides badly)

union jack symbol toot or boot

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you know life is getting rough when all i can watch is funny game grumps compilations

night night bendy straw

jacob elordi’s face is like 10% expanded josh hutcherson’s face

guys somehow i baby proofed my phone and i can’t google!!!!! my maps is locked!!!!! i reached my time limit on tiktok! help

i genuinely don’t skip the ending credits in season 1 of euphoria cause that’s the blinker checkpoint

we moved on too fast that zendaya had to narrate a scene for euphoria describing larry fanfiction