so toby accidentally broke our tv in the living room, so this is my new entertainment setup

i’d be so cool if i didn’t have any societal pressures on me

my boyfriend thought the lyric in bedrock was “but i got her running back and forth like Socrates” (supposed to be soccer team)

@worminacar.bsky.social saw this and needed to show you www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AyweUV/

i didn’t know armadillos could run

if hearing a spoiler to a movie ruins the movie, it’s a bad movie. there i said it!

YOU LOOK LIKE LUTHER VANDROSS

i’m baking cinnamon rolls in a muffin tin. will report back how it goes

a cursive singer is playing in the bathroom and instead of comfort she said “cumfaiii”

on today’s episode of the bathroom of despair: speakers playing motion sickness by phoebe bridgers and i’m about to snap

i think about rupaul saying “who’s that chiiick, who’s that chiiick” at least once a day

day 17289 of people taking phone calls in the bathroom. IM TRYING TO POO. STOP IT.

painfully obvious that i’m the only lady in the office today

they playing certified white girl sad songs in the bathroom. i don’t need this energy this morning i WILL be shiddin and cryin

boyfriend just farted and stg it sounded like “uh oh!”

charlie has started biscuit compressions STAT

there is quite an unfortunate loop of ‘ouch chest hurts’ to ‘stress that chest hurts’ to ‘chest hurts worst from stress’

start my new job today!! learning about ticks!!!! FUN!!!

oh man. a kid online was asking for help and i tried to talk them through calling cps or a help line. hopefully they are okay :(

D T I DIVAS

tailgates are weird cause why am i drinking at 9 AM lmao

guess who couldn’t sleep last night doo daaa do daaa

oh wooooooow

out of toilet paper in the chipotle bathroom

opalite reheated daylights nachos

my skiddish cat let me scratch her back and she flopped for me 🥺🥺 I LOVE HERRR

oh!

there’s a child role playing as a vet in the bathroom of this mexican restaurant. help

margaret rita ville

who up goofin they god

actually doing chores today and i finally get to boot up my new cleaning robot :3 hopefully that cats aren’t too afraid of it!!!

the doughnut is angered

menopause is soooooo interesting to me

allergic to slay unfortunately

ok so… what was so showgirl about this album!

when i go to the bathroom at home most of the times one of my cats will come in and yell at me. sorry?!

the adderall has not been adderalling lately

oh wooooow…. this really puts thing into perspective….

oh god is this still a kids game

i’m about to use my boyfriends expensive gaming set up to play bloxy bingo, it is that serious

having an interactive video experience tonight

anyone wanna old lady bingo with me

I LOVE CAT BISCUITS AAAAAAH

we playin bingo hoes

hello old friend…

i spell good

accidentally called america the “crock pot” of people instead of “melting pot”

why is charlie kinda serving mob boss right now…

did you guys know everyone who breathes air eventually DIES??!!!?!!!! something about that…