@halfmoonjoe.com can your recreate this in acnh

my boyfriend bought me this licensed shirt from my alma mater that is apparently collabing with peanuts??? and also as someone who was in the marching band it is just so perfect!!!

hi my name is lilly and my special talent is that i can make a convincing groan tube noise

fall in love agayn and agayn

when i make sketches to myself at work to figure out bridge quantities i feel like steve from blues clues

i just got the most gorgeous pair of sunglasses at the newest drop for this small business!!!!

does anyone know if @halfmoonjoe.com takes suggestions for tiktok/instagram reels? I have something i’d die to see for a desperate housewives tiktok

homemade spicy cheddar jalapeño cream cheese on everything bagel

so you’re telling me i have four days to completely redesign my new island so that joe can come to it…. right…. right…

i always forget i have a GIANT birthmark covering my arm until i catch people staring at it and im like. oh yeah. that thing. don’t worry about that!!!! i’m not contagious i swear!!!! unless you’re a dick then yes i am contagious you should stay away from me!!!!

somehow my coworker heated up the most fragrant chicken noodle soup and it’s making me nauseous :(

just saw the best cover of internet girl as a commercial for an injury lawyer 😂

oh my god someone in chat compared joes island to gary indiana IM CRYING

we all talkin about 2016, BUT i would like to throw my hat in the ring for 2017. presenting: my fuckboy era

my boy had finally arrived! 🥹 what should i name him??

the toaster just scared the shit out of my cats

in college, i helped one of my besties out by modeling for her art class where she had to recreate a historic painting. so, here is me as the lady with the ermine! (and yes, the ferret was hers and was so cute!!!)

tried starting up a joe video and this intro starting playing??? is my tv hacked????

guys… just released my favorite kpop group (EXO) is releasing an album in like four days!!! i’ve been starving!!! it’s been like three years!!!!

it’s a brat day

only got like four hours of sleep. doomscrolling and ruminating arr a bitch

sometimes you gotta just yell “SOMETIMES GOODBYYYE IS A SECOND CHAAANCE”

corporate would like you to find the difference between these two pictures

my cat just jump scared me like foxy

update- apparently “lul” is a banned word so i can’t rename my island Tallulah :(

gonna reset my forever island in prep for acnh!!! it’s been not giving me any joy and i’d really like to restart!!!

just had an insane balatro run. i mean just look at these jokers. this was wild

tetris 99 has a collab with acnh right now in prep for the new update, but i didn’t realize the music also changed until i got into a match, expecting intense tetris music, and getting plinky, calm animal crossing music

jake paul lace front beard

my happy babies :3

the takeout i ordered was atrocious so here is my hunter gatherer dinner for tonight

my garage smells like cantaloupe. no i will not be elaborating

woke up from a dream RIGHT BEFORE the good part. i’m sad

elijah wood looks like he’s hiding a secret, but like not a mean secret like he places your pencil on the left of your desk when you weren’t looking and thinks it’s hilarious

when i sneeze in my noise cancelling ear buds there is like a second delay and then my ear buds honk at me

throne.com/lillyypadd99 hey buds just hopping on the bandwagon buds these items are gonna help out a ton with my new year’s resolutions!

jeremy renner is at his best when he’s playing an absolute pathetic man

i think the kadashians probably bought timmy that award because how do you win against michael b jordan in the best movie of the year

haven’t had ads for a while since i mostly watch youtube premium but everything on hulu is “try this GLP-1!!!” “try this gambling app!” “here’s an AI generated commercial!!” like what the hell

does anyone else interpret the “eat zucchini” line from internet girl as “eat a dick”? cause i’ve seen nobody with that take

i asked my best friend from the other room “do you collect rent from your tenants?” (getting kisses from cats) and he thought i said “do you strut around like you’re pregnant?”

i have seen four separate pot pie videos CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME PIE PLS

sometimes vocal stims can be evil because i’m trying not to sing that stupid ass we are charlie kirk song to my cat, who’s name is charlie (NOT because of charlie kirk…. in case that wasn’t clear…)

only some hot hot mcdonald’s fries and a ice cold dr pepper can save me from this hangover

i wish i could walk around with no top on like guys do that’d be chill

happy all horse birthday

no one ever laughs at my “_____ was my nickname in college” jokes buts that’s ok. those ones are for me only

i think for 2026 i’d like to engage in more queer media so… any recommendations? (yes i have seen heated rivalry)

the right don gon got SO WOKE that they took away the gay cardinals from christmas decor

i’m having a very BOLD new year’s eve about to shake up some things and feelings