Oh, man, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was easily 60% more enjoyable than the first 28 Years Later and now we might not get the third part? No! I need it! After the end of The Bone Temple, I NEEEEEED the next part!

Oh no! This is awful. Guys... My friends are all entirely too sexy. What am I supposed to do about that?!

This is one of the funnest new zombie movies that I have seen in awhile. Like, even I am kind of bored with the samey-same zombie bullshit at this point, but this is fun.

Hurrah - it’s World Pangolin Day!

Dudes with Magic the Gathering cards: "I'm going to double sleeve this card, keep it in a protective nigh-indestructible box, and only play it on a smooth, soft padded mat to keep it safe." Dudes with their own bodies: "Haha! Dude, watch, I'm going to staple gun my forearm."

Ah, man. I accidentally turned on a good movie, because I forgot that I wanted to watch Dracula in Space instead. Now I'm locked into 100 minutes of good quality. I hate when that happens.

In today's episode of I Did It, So That You Don't Have To!: I did it. You shouldn't. It isn't good. The lemon pepper ones are okay though. Not great, but better than these.

The new Muppet Show was really cute. It totally felt like a continuation of the original, just ... now. I kind of loved it. I hope they make more. And the actual puppetry is so, so, so much cooler to watch than digital bullshit.

The Deathstalker remake is just cool shit and goofy, stupid fun. If I was still 13, it'd probably be my favorite movie. Another Astron 6 winner. Made me want to read some of my old sword and sorcery Choose Your Own Adventure type books.

Don't even get me started on the lack of gore. The MPAA must've really butchered this one.

This is, hands down, the absolute WORST movie in the whole franchise. Jason's mask is all wrong. He has a sister?! He talks! The writing is terrible. The music is just weird. And it's not even a slasher. NO ONE DIES! I didn't think anything would be worse than Jason Goes to Hell, but this is.

Sugar is judging my crappy junk mail Mothman doodle. Her opinion: "Eh, it's still better than AI."

In deciding to watch this, I have been reminded that there was a second Silent Hill film that I have never watched and is supposed to be terrible. So I have my night planned out. But I doubt it will contain such high quality lady spider cake as Return has.

After watching the end of Silent Hill f on Twitch, I decided to watch Return to Silent Hill. Do I know what's going on? No. Is it particularly good? No. Would I watch this movie at least two more times just for that freaky spider lady booty?

Valentines Day is in just five days, so I just want to remind you while there is still time... I am your crush and I deserve nice things.

Going to celebrate this very special Sunday by playing Brawl on Arena and only using these superb commanders.

Thank you! That's why the actress tells Luke no one could have prevented it. #TheLastDriveIn

I'm going to play Commander tomorrow and I am going to wear my Innkeepers t-shirt now when I do. #TheLastDriveIn

After Luke saying he'd do anything for her, then splitting as soon as a ghost shows, we finally find out that this movie was inspired by Meatloaf. 🎶"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."🎶 #TheLastDriveIn

He reminds me of the dudes that act like tough guy assholes at haunted attractions, because they think admitting they're scared will evaporate their machismo. #TheLastDriveIn

Poor Luke was all about that ghost life while he could choose not to believe it, but as soon as events force him to start to believe, he gets aggro and dismissive, because that's easier than being scared and HE IS TERRIFIED. Great character. #TheLastDriveIn

Hollywood makes you feel like your spirit has been dipped in that dumpster juice from a few scenes back and you have to find the right type of crystals to cleanse the stench off of your soul? #TheLastDriveIn

WE HAVE A VISIBLE MANIFESTATION! #TheLastDriveIn

"Tubgirl soup," for anyone that knows what Tubgirl was, is not something we want to think about. If JBB and Darcy don't know Tubgirl, I envy them. #TheLastDriveIn

This one and The House of the Devil were Ti West's Suspense Era. He really draws the scenes out in both of these movies to try to put you on edge. #TheLastDriveIn

I think the real precursor to all these ghost hunt shows was the fantastic Fear on MTV from 2000. That show was so great and it had a lot of the same stuff in it that we would see later on the other shows. Ghost Hunters didn't debut on SciFi until 4 years later. #TheLastDriveIn

I love The Innkeepers SO MUCH. It has become one of my comfort movies. #TheLastDriveIn

All I know about The Wilhelm Scream is that it's way better than The Wilhelm I Know What You Did Last Summer. #TheLastDriveIn

I really wish $10,000 haunted house parties with acid vats were the worst things modern rich men were getting up to. And I wish they were as cool as Vincent Price, instead of the lame shit we're stuck with. #TheLastDriveIn

We never say, "Shan't," anymore. We need to bring that back. We shan't be neglecting the use of "shan't" any longer. #TheLastDriveIn

You are more likely to be brave if you're being paid for it. I know this, because I am more willing to go into the basement at work when I have to than I am my basement at home. #TheLastDriveIn

Whenever I'm watching someone play a video game and they're struggling to kill something, I hear Vincent Price from Dead Heat saying, "Kill it! Why can't you kill it?" #TheLastDriveIn

I love isolation horror and this idea and Point Nemo, but wtf does any of this have to do with haunted houses? #TheLastDriveIn

And those two divers were immediately struck by falling spacecraft. #TheLastDriveIn

It's gunna be very scary! Haunted Sleepover night! Wooooo! #TheLastDriveIn

I think I had a bunny on my back step this morning.

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Squirrels, man... They will pop down out of a tree on the coldest day of winter and find the precise spot they buried a nut 5 months ago, even though it's under a foot of snow, and pop back up with that walnut in their mouth and scurry back up the tree.

I'm too pretty to shovel snow. Someone should be doing that for me, so I can keep looking cute, instead of being all bundled up and freezing, yet still sweaty, as a scarf ruins the shape of my beard and mustache, like a crimper made of cloth.

I wanted Doritos. I grabbed a bag, then got distracted and forgot about them. I remembered I had a bag and went to eat them. It was empty. I'd eaten them and didn't remember. Since I don't remember eating them, it's like I didn't. I still want Doritos, but I don't want to eat TWO bags. Sucks, man.

I was also wearing a Trading Places cloth mask that I was gifted at the beginning of the pandemic, because I can't find my scarf and air that cold shuts down my lungs. ... and for fashion.

It is so cold outside right now that I put on my boots and hoodie just to take out the garbage. Still didn't put pants on though. Let's not get crazy.

The app I use to track my bike rides just sent me a notification saying, "The outside is calling." It's 5°. The outside can leave a voicemail.

Vampires are dumb. "Oh, I can't come in unless you invite me. Now I'll shapeshift into wolves, bats, rats and whatever else you don't want in your house." Duh. If I was a vampire, I'd shapeshift into a cat, then sit on a porch and meow. I don't have to be invited if you pick me up and carry me in.

If I owned a tea company, all the little tags you hold the tea bags with would have fortunes or Snapple facts or jokes or poems on them. Make opening each packet a little more fun, like Bazooka Joe Bubblegum.

The internet: "You can see the aurora borealis with your naked eye right now outside!" Me: "OMG, really?" The internet: "Also, it's 5 degrees outside right now." Me: "I will just take your word about that aurora thing."

Some better news: I had a cool interaction with my shower spider. I threw up some spider gang signs and it repeated them back at me, then climbed onto my finger. So, I guess I'm part of the spider squad now. Acceptance. Feels nice.

Just had a meltdown, because a sheet of plastic drop cloth was too big, but too light weight and thin for me to fold neatly. I couldn't get it back into the same state it was in when I took it from the package as a folded roll. I am just fine.

I've been using a medium and pretending it fits. It doesn't. I need a large. There was so much leakage last night. It was awful. Tonight I'm using the large. My nostrils are just too big for the medium sized nose pillows. The escaping air was ruffling my mustache hairs. #justCPAPthings #sleepWAPnea