finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"

alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO Stream later maybe 🤪

holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day

Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them 🤪

I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week

The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafés so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real 🥲

He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later

I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him 🙃

if ur chronically online you should: - join my patreon for a dollar - be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes - have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me) - find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)

I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾 You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible. 📝Me www.patreon.com/posts/121772...

❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with? 💬 a. I don't have a partner, and b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐 The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he? 📝Me / 🎨 Mau

bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎

thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk

❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy 💬 a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me (btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while

❓ I feel like I know you through your posts 💬 nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me 👍 tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

❓ ur experience with fake friends? 💬 not really any experience with that. pretending to be my friend is too much effort; you either find me genuinely likable or insanely annoying, so "fake" friends either become real ones or give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

❓ did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating? 💬 wtaf why is every other question on this app about cheating?? Y'all please just DO NOT CHEAT 💀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

i'm so fucking excited for my next audio. finally giving my beautiful viewers the part 2 they've been requesting for over two years now - PLUS it's a collab 😎

New Upload: [M4A] Tipsy Friend's Accidental Confession 🥴 Your cute best friend just wandered into your apartment after midnight, and he's most definitely not going home tonight. He seems eager to talk to you, though...and maybe spill a secret or two. 📝Me / 🎨 Mau youtu.be/YX7wrRkxyGg

know I said i wouldn't post stream go-lives anymore but this one's a bit outside the usual schedule teehee twitch.tv/whispurraudio

Whiscord Movie Club #1: "May Papa Never Thirst" (Darling in the FRANXX) feat. @roobzmakesstuff.bsky.social @roxoryart.bsky.social @zaphirite.bsky.social YouTube (awkwardly censored for copyright): youtu.be/s0-HXK8FHFg Twitter: x.com/WhispurrAudi...

nothing better than the feeling of a clean house on a Saturday 🤤

I can't believe the original plan was to find him another home when he wandered inside 🥹 he's my lil guy

First adderall in days refilled my health bar and made it change colors

got three scripts ready to record, two more almost finished, getting collabs lined up, & i can record/edit at least 1 per day BUT art is still up in the air for two of them & i'm off meds istg i wish i could comm custom asmr to help me fucking relax

fun fact: a few years back I genuinely thought my meds were making me feel "too numb" and that I was better off without them, so I stopped for a couple of years. I have no idea HOW I lasted that long doing that because holy fuuuuck this ain't fun when socially isolated 🤪🤪🤪

Adderall prescription doesn't get here for another day or two and out of anti-depressants until next week lfg

❓ do u sometimes break rules? if yes which 💬 Am I being detained or am I free to go, officer? #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

he is the helpful little guy

the virgin high-expectations-haver: - set up for failure - always disappointed - nothing ever matches their imagination the chad low-expectations-enjoyer: - my bills aren't a MILLION dollars?? - it's just a crippling migraine and not death?? - HOLY SHIT THE SUN CAME BACK UP

❓ Just thinking about texting u gets me nervous 💬 either you actually can text/DM me in which case I trust you to text/DM me OR you do not in which case it's a moot point 😊 love the enthusiasm tho #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

❓ do u usually reply quickly or not? y? 💬 nah, I can only reply when I am overtaken by the divine voice of god so it's sporadic #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

❓ way to ur heart? 💬 use the pulmonary artery, take a left at the aorta. If you hit the inferior vena cava you've gone too far 🫀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

WEIRD ASK: now that I'm streaming w/ facecam, I'm trying to figure out my "look" bc I've never done that before 👉👈 could I get some refs for guys/characters/styles that might look good for a 6'1"/185lb (1.85m/84kg) 29yo?

insane how good he is at throwing these longingly loving tracks into his albums

❓ What gives you the ick? 💬 if the person opposes the mass mobilization of the global proletariat, that real movement which abolishes the present state of things #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

Craig of the creek is in fact awesome btw. Awesome storytelling, fun little Easter eggs for adults watching, hella funny, and lots of really positive representation that doesn't come across as forced or focus-tested. Hell, one of the main kids is a tomboy who's openly into girls!

the children yearn for Craig of the creek

🧵(1/4) Quick pro tips for Discord VCs (voice channels): - Please mute, use noise suppression, and/or use push-to-talk if you've got loud pets, kids, etc. - INTERNAL MONOLOGUES SHOULD REMAIN INTERNAL. We don't need constant narration! It's incredibly distracting over a voice call 😭

Alright, so far I've: - started using various goops on my face and hair (health! ＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／) - watched some good movies - started playing a game outside of streams for my own amusement for non-content-reasons - planned a healthier content schedule for myself

i think it should be called gulf of tasty treats because it looks like a cool guy eatin a french fry

cold weather is so great bc I wake up with the boys pressed against me for warmth

got a text from property management about freezing temperatures tonight, telling me to "set [my] thermostat to 60 degrees, even if [i'm] away"

❓ so what do you think of lgbtq? 💬 [stares at all the non-M4F content I've made and the "nb" in my bio] i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this- #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudio/…

wait is THAT what this means?! why use this over "lmao" when it's an extra letter lol