If this season has shown anything it’s that Alex absolutely has the clutch gene #survivor49

Just signed the contract for my first big brand partnership 🥹 not to be emotional on main but I think 13 year old me who constantly talked about Big Brother on Facebook would lose it that 15 years later people want to literally pay her because she talks about Big Brother on the internet 😭

I AM ABSOLUTELY WEEPING #TAR38

Natalie and Steph were great casting!!! #TAR38

Izzy and Paige absolutely thought they were eliminated there my heart #TAR38

PIZZY RUN PLEASE #TAR38

PHIL RUNNING AWAY LMAOOOOO #TAR38

paige: yeah, touch my face izzy: aghhhh! #tar38

Approaching strangers covered in manure is CRAZY LOL #TAR38

I'm so glad at least one team did the masks so this lovely gentleman got to have a little fun #TAR38

No WAY that mask man wasn't going to pass them they are all besties now LMAO #TAR38

The clue says "may" again does that mean it could be a non elimination? This is my first TAR season so I don't know how this works but they said it last episode too so? #TAR38

Do you think that mask man was just really excited to finally have someone show up to do their activity #TAR38

"that looks cultural, let's go there" Pizzy kills me #TAR38

Izzy "hey come in" LOL #TAR38

JOSEPH LMAOOOOOO #TAR38

Once again I am so grateful to have Izzy back on our tv screens I would watch her on 1000 reality shows and enjoy every single one #TAR38

the travel agent being a pizzy fan and putting them at the front of the plane… so real of him! #tar38

They're sleeping at the airfield??? I've never been skydiving but that feels strange #TAR38

The travel agent using expedia is cracking me up #TAR38

My jaw is on the floor

Honestly Sage is one of the classiest haters I have ever seen I am obsessed with her #survivor49

SOPHI DOESNT HAVE TO GO TO TRIBAL SHE CAN REST #survivor49

SAGE IS SO FUNNY PUT HER IN THE BB HOUSE #survivor49

“Can we hold hands” Shannon girl… Sage is going to smother you in your sleep LMAO #survivor49

“God put us here” ma’am 🙄 #survivor49

Jawan finally has an actual pal love this for him #survivor49

If you thought it was going to be a merge could you have brought the chickens with you this is a serious question #survivor49

Damn they didn’t even get to enjoy those chickens before they swept them away from their tribe but also the tribe without reward still has chickens so it all worked out #survivor49

Alex absolutely has the clutch gene #Survivor49

SOPHI GETS TO EAT #survivor49

Dear god please let my girl Sophi have some grilled cheese #survivor49

No because Hannah and Simone have me WEEPING #tar38

Finishing last night’s amazing race episode and Izzy and Paige just keep getting more and more rootable for me, I just adore them #TAR38

Sage originally having submitted for Big Brother just makes SO much sense to me in the best way #Survivor49

The realest moment of the entire season so far was Rizo yelling “FOR LUKA” and immediately nailing a bucket #Survivor49

Alex and Kat are SO sweet 😭 #tar38

134th attempt and no quit in them Joseph and Adam are so easy to root for #tar38

Seeing Izzy back on my screen is truly such a joy #tar38

Oh those taxis not stopping for Jas and Jag I hate this :( #TAR38

Watching last night’s #TAR38 episode and the options for trains are either THREE TRANSFERS???? or a direct train that’s only an hour behind? Personally I’m taking the direct train so I don’t have to worry about all of that and I can SLEEP. Also the odds one of those trains has a delay feels spooky

One Commanders loss closer to my Dan Quinn to Florida agenda becoming realistic

I joined bluesky to escape BB twitter, I am continuing to take shelter on bluesky from college football coaching carousel twitter

The way I had weird vibes from a survivor 49 castaway as soon as I read her pre season interview that included some… takes on modern medicine and it’s becoming more and more evident that my instinct was 100% correct lol

HELL YEAH

I think last night’s episode of survivor would have hit SO much harder if they didn’t spoil the snake bite in the preview last week. The anticipation killed it for me #survivor49

I’m declining to investigate into whatever discourse is once again happening when I went a few hours without opening this app, protect your peace ❤️

“I’ve never seen this ever on amazing race where another team has written directions for another team” 🫠 okay so this is not in fact normal I feel validated #TAR38

Watching last night’s TAR episode… “let’s wait for them” this is my first season watching TAR but I think I hate that??? 🍅 #TAR38

Logged on for the first time today and oh boy