Literally killll meeeee

FW2025 💞

My name is tweets and socialises to procrastinate, and I’m really glad to meet you 🥰

Oh what a ditz I am.

Disregard, monthly cancer crashout shitpost 💀

When I move I will wish for better friends

Watching love island and experiencing ptsd 😂

I wish I had a bang wig on or something so I could do the little annoyed huffy thing

I lich do not wanna work on this blog but I fucking have to

My heart is beating so fast omg

I don’t crash out I work harder to bend life to my will

Oh you’re fed upppp 😂😂😂

I miss working at topgolf when I felt like it as a second job

I hope I dream of rlc during my nap 🥹

I was meant to have 3.7 boyfriends and a girlfriend this summer, what happpeneeeddddd??????

Bezos is buying his wife a media conglomerate when he really needs to buy her that Kris Jenner facelift

Why is my mummy now telling me popeyes used to sell CORN?

I need to change my number but I don’t want to memorise another one

We gotta send Bezos to fucking Saturn or something, he’s really gotta fucking go

So Bezos is buying Condé Nast…. As a wedding gift?

There were soooo many middle schoolers at the Tyler creator show last night 💀 their parents obviously only heard earfquake &went “what the hell, sure”

I forgot we have spaghetti in here, I can fast till 1:30 for that

I thought AI was just gna be everyone getting their own Jarvis 🙃

I love saying detty it’s a bit cuter than dutty, so I will be appropriating it

when you’re being mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to btw

I gotta start acting like a boy ong

I think we’ll see a lot of Elie Saab, Ashi Studio, and perhaps some Zuhair Murad come awards season

Found a set of cartoons I did from 2021 of “Asian-style Americans,” satirizing those so-called “Asian-style” recipes that qualify their ethnicness with the addition of an “Asian ingredient.” Rather proud of these.

cant believe schiaparelli has done a biblically accurate angel dress

Wellbutrin has this very interesting side effect on me, so I have no idea how quietly I’m probably speaking 😂😂😂😂 I have to work HARD to yell

I never have anything to wearrrrr

People are so selfish, I really gotta keep that in mind

Oh my god I’ve just seen a Reddit post and the comments are full of ppl being completely fucking wrong

And my DMs are off so

Yal are my new besties because no one ever replies so I will tell you all my business.

They’re dusting off the guillotine as we speak 💀

I’m fucked.

The way I need to get over my rejection phobia because it’s not like it’s literally ever happened

Two different worlds

Living next to a lady with a garden was really nice I want that again

Remember when people would thirst traps by posting a pic and captioning “wyd if I pull up on you right now? 😈”

The lady teaching my class is so pretty

Let’s hope this welly b don’t take me out, because I seriously do not remember if I took it earlier

Ohhh my mother did me such a disservice sending me to an all girls school, I’m in hell

How……. can I ask my friend to invite my crush without making it hot 🙃🙃

This look is so chic 🤤

Is it too abrasive to title my blog post “fuck the tradwives”

Wow my dog is knooooocked tf out lmfao