This is the face of a cat whose air-conditioner died during the night ... and today expected to reach 98 degrees outside and already 82 degrees inside. Now we wait for the repairman. It's going to be a long day, friends. 😾🥵 #Hedgewatch

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Monsoon Morning 🌵⛅️

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day to my favorite trio of house panthers @charlieblackcat.bsky.social I hope you three are being spoiled even more than usual today. Love you, pals! ♥️🐈‍⬛

Hello, friends. I'm told that today is #BlackCatAppreciationDay. I hope you appreciate this photo of me being FABULOUS. #Hedgewatch ♥️🐈‍⬛

A very interesting thread about how the birds in my desert utilize the giant saguaro cacti that I know my nature-loving #Hedgewatch friends will find interesting. 🌵♥️🐈‍⬛

I BEGGED LIKE A DOG (!) to go out on the balcony, but Mom REFUSED to let me out. "It's 113 degrees outside, Henry," she said. "You won't last 30 seconds," she insisted. Still, I begged until she relented, "Just to prove a point." Happy to say I proved her wrong - by 1 full second!😹 #Hedgewatch

Every young man should be introduced to a cat like this. Could be life-changing. ♥️🐈‍⬛ #Hedgewatch

Happy #Caturday, friends! Does this look like the face of a cat who somehow found a way to turn the water in the bathtub on at 2AM, jolting his mom out of deep sleep to what sounded like a terrible flood in our home and me running around like a wet fool as I managed to drench myself? 🙀😹 #Hedgewatch

Puke in your shoe? Do I look like a cat who would puke in your shoe??? #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends. SEND HELP! Mom put down a clean water bowl for me this morning but FORGOT TO FILL IT!!! It was A FULL 5 MINUTES before she realized her grevious error. I was mere SECONDS FROM DYING OF THIRST!!! Here you see me in what I was SURE were my LAST MOMENTS on earth!!! #Hedgewatch

The face of a MAD CAT. Mom met a friendly and obviously very thirsty cat on her walk. She thought to bring the cat to a water faucet for a drink. Cat was too dumb to understand the plan and ran. Mom then deserted me to go back with a bowl of water for the dumb, thirsty cat. Woe is me. #Hedgewatch

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Happy Friday, friends! And it's only a Friday. In my home, we won't acknowledge the holiday it is supposed to be until our country once again frees itself. Enjoy the day, friends. ♥️🐈‍⬛

Happy Caturday, friends. It's long past time for even a cat to take a stand against the fascist regime currently running our country. Photo from No Kings Protest in Tucson. Much respect for all showing up in temp expected to be 107 degrees today. Tucson is tough and really pissed off. 😡🏜️🐈‍⬛

Hello, my friends. If I look a bit grumpy today it's because I've had to remind SOMEONE that today is the fourth anniversary of my GOTCHA DAY! 😾 Where are the gifts? The treats? The second breakfast that should have been in my belly by now? 😾#Hedgewatch

My dear pals -- do you SEE what is happening here??? No, the lizard is NOT diving into the pool. It is hanging on the window screen, out of my reach, TAUNTING ME!! What's a cat to DO??? 🦎🙀😾 #Hedgewatch

Happy Caturday, friends. Sorry I've not been around much lately. My current job as a full-time emotional support cat seems to take all my time and energy these days. Much love to you all and your humans. ♥️🐈‍⬛ #Hedgewatch

Happy Caturday, friends! I'm currently staging a bed-in to prevent the making of the bed. There's no telling how long I'll need to be here ... Is that a treat bag I hear rattling in the kitchen? 🙀#Hedgewatch

Here's the face of an unhappy cat, friends. I'm to be left alone all day while Mom goes horseback riding at Saguaro National Monument. Her excuse - she figures the park will soon be sold to the highest bidder or donated to Russia, so she's taking advantage while she can. 😾 #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends! A crinkly paper bag has appeared in the morning's first sun spot. LIFE IS GOOD!!! 🌞♥️🐈‍⬛ #Hedgewatch

In a SANE world, a cat would not have to wake his person at 4AM to remind that person of said cat's birthday. In a SANE world, said person would have been up HOURS AGO, preparing a very special first breakfast for the BIRTHDAY CAT. Welcome to my world, friends. It's absolutely INSANE! #Hedgewatch

Happy Sunday, friends! A new box arrived yesterday, containing a bunch of useless nonsense and NOTHING FOR ME except this bit of crinkly paper. It's SOMETHING, I suppose, but really NOT ENOUGH.📦😾 #Hedgewatch

Happy Caturday, friends! Seconds after this photo was taken while I was watching CatTV, I jumped at the screen to catch the bird, knocked the TV over, and scared myself under the bed. Not coming out until an appropriate bribe is offered. #Hedgewatch

Maybe the best thing you will see today. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Good morning, friends. Mom had a dream last night that a neighbor reported her to the police for having a wild monkey in her home ... I wonder what triggered her subconscious? 🤔 #Hedgewatch

Now that I've got the proper accessories (thanks HQ), I'll say it again ... Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends. I love you to the moon and back! #Hedgewatch

Happy Valentine's Day, dear friends. Would you be mine? 💘🐈‍⬛ #Hedgewatch

A must see!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #Hedgewatch

Nothing to see here - just a cat who broke into the nip dealing some cards. #Hedgewatch

Winter today, Spring starts on Saturday, Summer begins on Monday. 😹

One of my favorite sounds of the desert. #Hedgewatch ♥️🐈‍⬛

Happy Sunday, friends! Seen any good movies lately? I highly recommend the Wild Robot. Mom and I watched it last night, and it totally captivated me. Lots of cat-attracting animation on the screen to hold your attention and a lovely story that your humans will love. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends! Mom put a new bedspread on the bed. I have yet to decide if it will stay. Testing now for comfort. Have a wonderful day, friends! #Hedgewatch ♥️🐈‍⬛

Just how many Liz/Lizzy/Lizza porn bots does one cat have to block before they stop trying to follow me? Please, ladies(?), I'm a CAT, a NEUTERED cat, and I'm just not interested in what you're offering.

Good morning, friends! Mom stayed up with me most of the night, worrying cuz I vomited a huge amount and acted very sick. She finally fell asleep at about 4. I surprised her awake at 6 by using her head as a zoomie springboard. 😹 Happy Caturday, friends! #Hedgewatch

Happy New Year, friends! You may kiss or rub my belly for good luck. ♥️🐈‍⬛ #Hedgewatch

Here's another photo thief to block, friends. #Hedgewatch

Not my fault someone forgot to put the lid on the catnip container. #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends. I'm wondering if anyone else is concerned about the bird flu? Mom and I really enjoy watching the birds on our balcony. Sadly, we've made the decision to take the feeders and birdbath down out of an abundance of caution. Sad day. 🐦😿 #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends. I challenged Mom to a biscuit-making contest ... She did not understand the assignment. #Hedgewatch

Good morning, friends. In her ongoing quest to reduce stress, Mom has been looking for more wholesome entertainment to watch on TV. Thus, I was subjected to 3 straight hours of Little House on the Prairie last night .. I could teach that little heathen Nellie Oleson a thing or two. 👹

Good morning, friends. Never let it be said I'm not a kind cat ... I waited until 4:30 AM to wake Mom by meowing the Happy Birthday song, plus my own composition, entitled "Get up NOW damnit - I'm Hungry!" and even allowed her to return to bed for another hour after she fed me. #Hedgewatch

2024 rewind cont. A Broad-billed hummingbird raised her young in a Bougainvillea in our yard this summer… 🪶☀️🌵

Hello, friends! As Mom slowly transitions into semi-retired mode, we are looking for ways to avoid stress and live a happy, but simple, life. From this day on, Sunday is "read all day" day for Mom and "sleep all day" day for me. Wishing you happiness, however you find it, friends. #Hedgewatch ♥️🐈‍⬛

Good morning, friends. I'm doing my #HedgewatchForCilla from the top of my tower. As I watch the sun rise over the mountains I think of Cilla and all those whose lives she touched, especially her mum and the little ones at her school, who I know are missing her so much. #Hedgewatch 🌈♥️🐈‍⬛

I'm not being allowed a taste of this.😾

Good morning, friends. It seemed Mom was in danger of oversleeping today, so just before 4AM, I used her face as a spring board on my zoomie track. Happy to report it worked quite nicely, and my breakfast was served on time - if not with a smile. 😹#Hedgewatch