Some may call this candy expensive, but in truth the chocolate is anything but "rich". It's trash.

I did no such thing. That lady needed to grow a pair.

Tiktok is gone. Kitchen Nightmares is forever.

This is NOT an appropriate food source.

Are those veggies made of plastic?

OUT.

I don't want you within 20 feet of a turkey.

He should be banned from life with the poor excuses for food he puts on the stove.

Don't even get me started on your attempt at pizza...

Convince them to make a proper dish next time instead.

oh im quite scared now sorry

You would have less haters if your lasagna didn't look like this

More like strawberry fields temporarily. All of those strawberries and you've yet to make a single dish.

Get off of the printer and back to making pie.

Gluttonous.

That chicken looks dry as hell. This is why Maria's dead.

Useless creatures. Tell them to get behind a GRILL

and I've yet to see a single one that can cook.

Yet not even half of this number would say your cooking is anything less than shit, John.