Got any loads I can take off your hands? (The metaphor isn’t perfect but it would save you having to use your hands to release the load so… 😜)

In Madison, Wisconsin with @newmanbear.bsky.social ❤️

Mah bum.

There’s a place across the back alley that puts up Christmas lights on the back of their house every year, and I love them. They’re visible from our upstairs back window and it’s so nice to come up at night and see the lights shining.

For Christmas, I commissioned @daisukebear.bsky.social to do a drawing of @newmanbear.bsky.social and myself, based on a photo we took a few months back. I wanted it to have more of a locker room feel 😈 hence the background. It turned out so fucking amazing. ❤️

Oldest selfie on your phone. Dear god, back when I still parted my hair. This would be 2008, right before moving.

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑

You just gonna stand there???

Tongue and pit go together like… what’s that song?

You know what to do.

Made a video for a special buddy. ❤️

It’s what Daddies do best. (Well, aside from being on the receiving end…) With @newmanbear.bsky.social

God I smell fucking amazing.

Oops, I lost my pants. Maybe you can help me find them?

Had my sexy boy @newmanbear.bsky.social join me in the shower. Not pictured: him bending me over and going to pound town.

Repost with a photo of you on all fours

🍆?

@newmanbear.bsky.social looking handsome as hell on Edgewater Pier during our recent trip to Cleveland.

TBT my first iPhone in 2010. I miss small phones 😭 (and that apartment)

See a pit post a pit 🤤

Was feeling some kind of way…

Yukon Cornelius redesign

Oh santy

Something something Santa’s sack

My bathroom isn’t that big but I made it work.

Admiring my handiwork after shooting a load on @leonaro1224.bsky.social’s hole.