Me potato plants have snapped in the wind this might be the last straw you evil, cruel world

Did padwork outside in the CKB carpark barefoot because it's sunny and I'm a New Zealander. Unfortunately I'm not genetically a New Zealander so now the bottom of my feet look like this:

Trying to get better Mostly just getting more tired

Made another thing a while back and finally got around to posting it! What makes Islam Makhachev's grappling different to the standard Dagestani style -- and why he may have already surpassed Khabib. Go watch + click all the things so YouTube likes me more x youtu.be/NjYtEydCVms #bjj #mma #ufc

Got some more striking work in at CKB today. They already had a banner up of Carlos from the fights yesterday. They back their boys to the hilt. Pic: me dying after pads

Mish is a monster. 2-0 for the ANZACs so far. Rumble 🇳🇿 🇦🇺 #UFCPerth

My fat ass can’t last very long doing padwork. As three of my favourite fighters look down on me in disgust 😥

Did some pad work at CKB today. Surreal. Walking around pretending I know what I’m doing but I’m just four raccoons in a big coat

Diego Lopes has now absorbed 447 significant strikes (From opponents with a combined 28 UFC knockdowns) without being knocked down once. This man has a chin on him. #NocheUFC @diegolopesmma

RIP Hitman.🇬🇧

Insane guillotine attempt and survival at #DWCS. Almost turned into a dragon sleeper. #bjj #MMA

I'm working so only have it on a second monitor but holy hell, what a scrap between McMillen and Mgoyan. Absolute banger start to finish and a crazy comeback for Tommy McMillen after an 8-10 first round. #DWCS

Haven't posted in months but this was still nice to see. Will get a CJI 2 video up this week SOMEHOW!! www.youtube.com/@CombatArcade

Reckon Khamzat might just edge this one on the cards #UFC319

Two utter chaos gremlins do battle this weekend. Assuming Khamzat makes it to the cage. (Please, MMA Gods. Make it happen.) #UFC319

Fluffy just dogwalked a SERIOUSLY good grappler in Roman Dolidze. Made him so desperate and tired with the rides he got a point taken for grabbing the glove AS he was being finished. Wow. #UFCVegas109

I got a puppy. She does not sleep. We are made for each other.

My power and internet are barely functioning so I have done some dad-gardening. Raising my first seeds in proper seed raising cells, two tomato varieties. Have an avocado seed germinating so I can do that again. And seed potatoes sprouting. I am going to be the batshit old potato man one day

if I had a nickel for every time a UFC fighter got arrested for firing a gun out of a car, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened thrice. #UFC #MMA

How can I spar full contact MMA every weekend for two hours, be fine, and yet break my hand doing jiujitsu in the week 🤦

Enjoying training again. Not enjoying getting inside leg-kicked though.

First real training session in the best part of two years. Didn't skip a round. Gassed out badly. At some point damaged a ligament in my hand and didn't notice til the drive home. Missed this. #bjj

mood.

UFC made a post on twitter about Jon Jones' records. They forgot a few, so I knocked this up for them.

Mānawatia a Matariki <3

My week: - Badly sick - Bitten by an actual dog - Credit score tanked by mistake by a telco company - Moving house this weekend with no internet setup

Sounds like Maycee Barber had some kind of an autonomic nervous system issue/seizure. As someone that struggles with these, I can tell you for damn sure they will ruin your life and leave you in pieces. She would have been in absolutely no state to fight. www.espn.com/mma/story/_/... #MMA #UFC

Logging in to X/Twitter for a group chat and the first three posts I see all being racist. 🤦‍♂️ One was a paid advert. And it was racist. Incredible

Making some cool stuff for @cjiofficial. Keep your eyes peeled for what comes next. No spoilers. 👀 @victorhugojj @bteamjj @craigjonesbjj @alexwendlingx #bjj #bjjlifestyle #cji

Don’t challenge a Māori to a brawl in the last minute. Bad idea. Mean scrap @navajostirling #UFC315

Both Figueiredo and Sandhagen using k-guard all night gave me tingles.

Joe Rogan is wholly pointless as a commentator in 2025.

Shinya Aoki jumping guard and getting an armbar in 2025 in hopefully his retirement fight. You love to see it #ONE172

Myles Lewis-Skelly wasn't even in first team football six months ago. He just scored for England at Wembley. Love the boy <3 #COYG

We're a few weeks shy of the 12th anniversary of a UFC statement that now reads like it's from an alternate universe

When it's been a rough night out but you're all still having fun

I think this first fight of the evening might be the worst boxing I have ever seen in my life. No hyperbole. Stephen A. Smith levels of technique being shown #UFC313

Sherk vs Franca at home:

These lot are about to get a fine from UEFA

How very Tiananmen of you

I have stage 4 man flu

Add him to the Wiki.

Imagine being such a psycho bastard you make the Mail praise a Labour PM and make a stand against the right.