Very serious sport.

happy 40th anniversary the legend of zelda 💛 #art #zelda

even the king of terrors, when personified by the evangelist, rides on his pallid horse

Been playing the heck out of this on GBA. (PC emulator). Wish I could afford one of the new retro handhelds. I would never log into Steam again and fully return to 2003.

This small puppy just vomited all over me

After being off Twitter/X for most of the last six months, when I do pop back on to check my DMs, I see what X is recommending me in those unprompted notifications. It has been entirely racist white Irishmen posting about hating Muslims. Pushed to me. A leftie immigrant New Zealander. Why

From a nation built by going to foreign lands and extracting the wealth of the people who live there, and then offering them low paid work if they emigrated to the UK… …this blithering cunt moved to Monaco to avoid paying tax to the UK government. Go fuck yourself and your shite footy club, twat.

Never forget this sport is silly. #UFC324

Abolish the heavyweight division #UFC324

I think I’m now officially an White Woman™️

I trained five days of Jiu Jitsu in a row this week and all I got was a mild concussion 🤙

My brain can’t parse the negativity and cruelty of the world and the internet these past few days. Here is a photograph of a bit of my garden.

Paul vs Joshua? Nah I’m busy harvesting my first crop of potatoes. I’m just living out my old man/Stardew Valley fantasies

I had a very cool day.

Me potato plants have snapped in the wind this might be the last straw you evil, cruel world

Did padwork outside in the CKB carpark barefoot because it's sunny and I'm a New Zealander. Unfortunately I'm not genetically a New Zealander so now the bottom of my feet look like this:

Trying to get better Mostly just getting more tired

Made another thing a while back and finally got around to posting it! What makes Islam Makhachev's grappling different to the standard Dagestani style -- and why he may have already surpassed Khabib. Go watch + click all the things so YouTube likes me more x youtu.be/NjYtEydCVms #bjj #mma #ufc

Got some more striking work in at CKB today. They already had a banner up of Carlos from the fights yesterday. They back their boys to the hilt. Pic: me dying after pads

Mish is a monster. 2-0 for the ANZACs so far. Rumble 🇳🇿 🇦🇺 #UFCPerth

My fat ass can’t last very long doing padwork. As three of my favourite fighters look down on me in disgust 😥

Did some pad work at CKB today. Surreal. Walking around pretending I know what I’m doing but I’m just four raccoons in a big coat

Diego Lopes has now absorbed 447 significant strikes (From opponents with a combined 28 UFC knockdowns) without being knocked down once. This man has a chin on him. #NocheUFC @diegolopesmma

RIP Hitman.🇬🇧

Insane guillotine attempt and survival at #DWCS. Almost turned into a dragon sleeper. #bjj #MMA

I'm working so only have it on a second monitor but holy hell, what a scrap between McMillen and Mgoyan. Absolute banger start to finish and a crazy comeback for Tommy McMillen after an 8-10 first round. #DWCS

Haven't posted in months but this was still nice to see. Will get a CJI 2 video up this week SOMEHOW!! www.youtube.com/@CombatArcade

Reckon Khamzat might just edge this one on the cards #UFC319

Two utter chaos gremlins do battle this weekend. Assuming Khamzat makes it to the cage. (Please, MMA Gods. Make it happen.) #UFC319

Fluffy just dogwalked a SERIOUSLY good grappler in Roman Dolidze. Made him so desperate and tired with the rides he got a point taken for grabbing the glove AS he was being finished. Wow. #UFCVegas109

I got a puppy. She does not sleep. We are made for each other.

My power and internet are barely functioning so I have done some dad-gardening. Raising my first seeds in proper seed raising cells, two tomato varieties. Have an avocado seed germinating so I can do that again. And seed potatoes sprouting. I am going to be the batshit old potato man one day

if I had a nickel for every time a UFC fighter got arrested for firing a gun out of a car, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened thrice. #UFC #MMA

How can I spar full contact MMA every weekend for two hours, be fine, and yet break my hand doing jiujitsu in the week 🤦

Enjoying training again. Not enjoying getting inside leg-kicked though.

First real training session in the best part of two years. Didn't skip a round. Gassed out badly. At some point damaged a ligament in my hand and didn't notice til the drive home. Missed this. #bjj

mood.

UFC made a post on twitter about Jon Jones' records. They forgot a few, so I knocked this up for them.

Mānawatia a Matariki <3

My week: - Badly sick - Bitten by an actual dog - Credit score tanked by mistake by a telco company - Moving house this weekend with no internet setup

Sounds like Maycee Barber had some kind of an autonomic nervous system issue/seizure. As someone that struggles with these, I can tell you for damn sure they will ruin your life and leave you in pieces. She would have been in absolutely no state to fight. www.espn.com/mma/story/_/... #MMA #UFC

Logging in to X/Twitter for a group chat and the first three posts I see all being racist. 🤦‍♂️ One was a paid advert. And it was racist. Incredible

Making some cool stuff for @cjiofficial. Keep your eyes peeled for what comes next. No spoilers. 👀 @victorhugojj @bteamjj @craigjonesbjj @alexwendlingx #bjj #bjjlifestyle #cji

Don’t challenge a Māori to a brawl in the last minute. Bad idea. Mean scrap @navajostirling #UFC315

Both Figueiredo and Sandhagen using k-guard all night gave me tingles.