I like reading shit written in a language not native to the person speaking it bc like sometimes i'll be stuck there for a hot minute bc fuck..all my life i've heard that word but never like THAT before, its like listening to someones whos seeing it for the first time describe the sun to you

Shane: Ilya..uhm, I'm autistic Ilya, who two minutes ago was making sandwiches while Shane stimmed tf to hockey stats behind him, bitting back his natural reaction to be like "yes?? I know this??" bc the last time he said that he nearly got his ass beat: ..O-key, I support this. I support you.

Bts will sing the sluttist slut slut song in the whole world or a song that will tear out ur heart and make it feel things its never felt before, put it back, and make u sit with that hurt song and then be like "and this was for army 🥰💜💜" and there IS not in between and thats NOT okay

Me, at any given point in trying to relate to anyone else: okay so, do you know [insert a special intrest here that even vaguely has todo with the topis on hand] Its the only way Ik how to converse i fear, i don't know how u normied do it but

WHY R THESE MF STILL EATING???? JIMIN, JK PLEASEKSHSKDH

V, giving a heartfelt speach about the comeback: Mr. Namjoonie in the background: MOM??? IS THAT U??? I MISS U!! IM SCARED

ILL SAY IT ONCE ILL SAY IT AGAIN THEY ARE LITERALLY THE FUNNEST PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST

WHY IS JO OVER THERE DOING MAAAATH JK PLAESE BE SRS I DONT THINK IVEEVER SEEN SUGA SO FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE THE THINGS THEY DO FOR US

i...i missed watching them share the same braincell—no it..its fine, i just need to cry a little 🥲

WE'VE OFFICIALLY GOTTEN SO SPOCEY JK AND JIMIN ARE ABOUT TO BEAT THE OTHERS ASSLHSKDHDK I DONT THINK IVEEVER HEARD JIMIN TELL THEM TO SHUT UPHSKSHJSK

KAGDKDH IVE NEVER SEEN JHOPE LOOK LIKE HE WANTS TO BEAT SOMEONE UP BF IM LOOSING ITKHSKHSK meanwhile, V:

WHOOOOOOO 1/2 oh god- oh no- i dont know this one- NOOOO MY ARMY STATUS IS FALLING

"You got no jams" IS A JOKE!! ITS- like its live saying u didn't pass the vibe check but like...not srs

I LOVE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH ALSO WHAT???? SINCE WHEN HAS THAT BEEN THE DEFO OF NAMJOONING??? BOOOOOOOOO, 0/1 i need to re-read my army text books fuck

HES ASKING ABOUT ARMY LINGOOOOOOOO ALO THESE FACES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH— okay oay, lets see if IK my shit, "Namjooning" is breaking shit

THEY LISTEN TO 100 FUCKING SONGS IN A DAY??? CAN UR FAVS SAY THEY'VE EVER DOWN THE SAME????? TALK BOUT TALENT, TALK ABOUT DEDICATING, TALK ABOUT BEST OF BEST UR FAVS WISH

RM: Im scared so true king, i would be too

THE FACE OF A MAN WHOS CONTEMPLATING HIS WHOLE LIFE AND BITCH I WOULD BE TOO—TF U MEAN U NAMED IT HOME GROWN HELL??? im going home.

"your body crying" Thank you JK for the new army meme, we are forever in ur debt 🫡

he so.. gorgeous. Send tweet.

look- no one in the world loves Suga's D-boy days than me, i'll fight for that tittle

YESSSSSSSSSSS— I NEED BIGGER WORDS THAT CAPLOCKS— HE ASKED ABOUT SUGA's UNDERGROUND RAP SCENE OH MY LOWRD GOD BROTHER MAN FUCK

I'VE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE, i need more ppl to ask BTS these type of questions, like as intresting as it is to hear them talk about the band or the album or each other, I've always wanted them to als be asked about themselves, not as kpop lidols, but as ppl with hobbies and interests and LIVES

V: Im done! KAHDKDH ME TOO V ME TOO, I MIGHT BE BLACK BUT SPICE IS NOT IN MY BLOOD I FEEL U

TAKE THESE WHORISH LITTLE SPECTICKLES AWAY FROM HIM RN NOT— BTS STYLIST WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU???????????? HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

ACTUALLY SHUT UP- WHERE DOES MIN YOONGI GET OFF BEING DAMN CUTE???? WE HAVE TODO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS— SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HE CANT BE ALLOWED TO JUST BE SO SQUISHY SHUISH- ALSO THIS LINE??? HYUNG LINE V RM V THE MAKNEAS??? U TRYING TO KILL ME HUH HOT ONES

SHUT UP BITCH BTS HOTONE DROPPED LIGE TWEETING THING NOW

my personal head canon is that everyone in hockey or hockey adjacent wants nothing more than to make Shane Hollander, the literal second coming of hockey jesus, so happy and i do not care how accurate it is Shane, frowning: Ilya, Hayden, JJ, their entire team, and every hockey player/fan/WAG ever:

me, rocking back and forth clutching my knees to my chest: I will not get into hockey bc of heated rivalry, I will not get into hockey bc of heated rivalry, I will not get into hockey bc of heated rivalry, I WILL NOT GET INTO HOCKEY BC OF HEATED RIVALRY—

u know, sometimes i think to myself "im over them, im better now" AND THEN CONNER N FUCKING HUDSON DO SOMETHING AGAIN AND ITS LIKE BEING DRAGGED RIGHT BACK TO HELL— never before have i gotten being obsessed with actors but now? now ever pic of them is like snorting a line of back alley crack its BAD

it would be WORSE actually bc its not only that their famous but that their fans HATE each other, so it would be like if in a world that Army and Stays hated each other and Jimin and Felix announced they were dating like- it would be INSANE- there would be a great silence across all socials for DAYS

i just know the Hollanov shippers in the GCU were NOT okay when Shane and Ilya came out as dating like- like- for a total non specific or hopeful pull— that would be like if Suga and hobi came out and were like "yeah, were married and have been seeing each other since debut" CRAZY JUST IMAGINING IT

the centaurs, one foot too damn deep in penalties thanks to SOMEONE Young, gearing up to throw down with someone: Yeah? come over here and say that shit to my face! Shane, calmly skating by: No. Young, picking his gloves from the ice: yes mom like u cant tell me this wouldn't be so fuckin funny

i will die on the hill that the Boston Bears and and the Ottawa Centaurs call Shane mom, Ilya is just...such a dad with his teams?? when Shane and Ilya relationship comes out all i can see is him being added to a chat with damn near 50 ppl callin him mom n him being so confused but too him to leave

on another, probably sadder note, do u think a lot of Ilya's addiction problems stim from his older brother?

I!! PERSONALLY THINK that we don't talk about Ilya's russia rant enough, like yes, Conner's was fucking amazing but from the stand point of Ilya?? LIKE he has an argument with his brother where he says "I'll ruin ur fucking life" but than he breaks down with "he hates me and it kills me" like i- i-

Shane, teaching Luca... idk hockey shit: Okay so— Ilya, who has spent more than the recommended hrs on the wrong side of twitter: aaaah, so this is what they call bottom to bottom communication

look- LOOK, do I understand that Ilya and Shane are the type to use the emoji "😃" and "🙂" n be sincere about it but i need YOU to tell me their being fr bc ever time i read a fanfic where their text and use these mf im always like "wow...i never knew ppl think Shane HATES Scott Hunter"

oh my god OH MY GOD—how did i never think about the fact that Ilya and Shane being the same team means that they can, and fucking will, go tit for tat in bullying Scott Hunter like- that shit would be so funny, its like he haunted by two demons from hell for sins he didn't know he committed

IN OTHER NOT SAD BUT RATHER HORNY NEWS DO YALL THINK SHANE GETS SO USED TO HEARING ILYA CHAIN JINGLE WHEN HES PLOWNG HIM THAT IT STARTS A PAVLOV EFFECT WERE SHANE GETS SO HARD HE CANT SEE STRAIGHT EVERYTIME HE HEARS ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE??? YES OR YES

do u guys ever just...think about the fact that Shane is just like that? do u think about the fact that Ilya bares the softest, most vonrable, part of himself, the kid still clinging his mom image to his chest with tears in his eyes begging people not to call her those mean things, and Shane just..

u know what I find particularly gorgeous about Ilya Rozanov? Its that Shane, in the time he needed someone most, opens up his home, his heart, and his family to him and Ilya literally spends every hour of every day for five fucking books and then some trying to give that back to Shane ten fold

in other news, I'll bever get over Scott being sad his boyfriend wasnt talking to him and deciding that "mmm, yes, time to make this sweet little baby canadain have a panic attack" bc he was out here kissing boys when Scott couldn't kiss one very specific boy, aaaah, how petty gay ppl can be

ACHEM and too all the bitches who said this BTS comback was gonna be a flop—AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HA

min yoongi- MIN YOONGI UR GONNA KEEP PLAYIN WITH ME N IM!!! GONE MOVE TO KOREA AND MARRY U SRSLY

Jimin has exactly no more times to be whipping his hair like he is or its GONNA BE PAY YOUR child support babe like 🫄🏽💜💜

AND WHEN HE SAID "Let it be Let it bleed Hit a lick In a split" ...this man needs his socks cleaned, his dishes done, he-he NAMJOON IF UR REAL LET ME KNOW HE SO BLACK HE SO BLACK THAYS A BLACK MAN IM NOT TAKING ANY NOTES ACTUALLY FUCK U

INAMJOON IN THIS FUCKING SUIT AND HIS NONCHALANT IS GONNA KILL ME THE GLASSES IT GONNA MAKE ME DO DANGEROUD DANGEROUS THINGS

unfortunately i can not be reached at this time, too busy trying to find a legal way i can like the sweat from out Min Yoongi's biker gloves

okay okay so just watched the 2.0 music video (IK IK IK LATE) but BABE THEYRE IN OUT FUCKING WALLS WHAT DO U MEAN BTS PULLED OUT THE 2012 MAFIA AU— THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US